Thursday, April 15, 2021

VACCINES---I GUESS WE’RE JUST STUPID

           Yesterday, various federal agencies decided they don’t like the Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine as much as they used to.  Following along, most states have now “paused” their vaccination programs that use the J&J product.  A couple of national drug store companies that were giving the shots have backed off as well.

 

          This stated reason is that, having administered the J&J shots to seven million people, there are six people (all women between the ages of 18 and 48), who have experienced a “rare disorder involving blood clots.” 

 

          The story, as reported, is a lie---yet another lie about the American experience with COVID vaccines.  What normally happens if there are only six adverse reactions out of seven million doses is that the guy who came up with the vaccine gets a Nobel Prize.  They name hospitals and medical schools after him.  It cannot be true that solely because of six bad reactions, even including one death, the J&J vaccine was pulled.

 

          There is more to this story that is not being told. 

 

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          Another question.

 

          Why the hell are healthy women between the ages of 18 and 48, for whom the coronavirus poses a danger quite a bit less likely than the danger of getting hit by lightning, getting the vaccine in the first place?

 

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          I know people who had COVID, recovered from it, and now wear masks and avoid crowds.  I know people who have been fully vaccinated, yet still wear masks and avoid crowds and won’t dine in a restaurant.  I even know people who had COVID, recovered from it, then got fully vaccinated, and now wear masks, avoid crowds, won’t dine in a restaurant, and look at you funny if you ask what they are afraid of.

 

          I know these people.  They are my friends, and I worry about them.  I wonder if they will ever come back out into the sunshine.

 

          At this point, I think we all know what the future will bring.  There will always be another “wave” coming.  There will always be a new and terrifying variant.  There will always be a reason to keep your mask on.  There will always be a reason not to go to that party.  There will always be a booster shot that will be available in a few weeks, so you better just stay inside your house for now.

 

          My friends will never be told, by the people they trust and believe in, that it is safe to live a normal life again.

 

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          A month ago, I wrote about my trip to Las Vegas, and the hygiene theater on display in hotels and casinos.  All the shows are closed (too dangerous!), but the show they put on when a new dealer comes to a blackjack table, with rags soaked in disinfectant, frowning housekeepers, and latex gloves, is every bit as amusing as Buddy Hackett ever was.  Everything gets wiped down---cards, chips, chairs, felt, beer bottles, leather, bald guy’s heads---you name it.  The same is done everywhere---bars, restaurants, etc.  Any flat surface that didn’t move was constantly getting purified.

 

          We have known for quite a while that the virus is transferred through the air and not from touching contaminated surfaces, but the rules or guidelines or whatever the hell they were remained in force, so the show went on.

 

          Then last week, the CDC finally fessed up and withdrew all recommendations about disinfecting things and wiping them down.  So I called my buddy in Vegas and asked whether the hotels and restaurants and casinos had dropped the vaudeville routines involving cleaning and disinfecting every surface.

 

          “Nope,” he replied.  “Exactly the same.”

 

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          The other bit of the Vegas hygiene show I especially enjoyed was the elevator protocols.  This was another bit of theater that cost the hotels and casinos almost nothing, but proved to everybody just how much they care.

 

          There was a huge NASCAR event the weekend I was at the South Point, and the hotel was packed.  The elevators were in constant use with thousands riding up and down all day and all night.      And in every elevator foyer containing six elevators, there were signs telling us the maximum number of people allowed on an elevator was four, though the normal capacity would be about ten.  And people obeyed.  During peak times in the morning and evening, you might have to wait ten minutes for an elevator, but people obeyed.

 

          An individual elevator at the South Point probably carried more than a thousand people per day, all of them breathing, coughing, belching, farting, and maybe even exchanging some body fluids on occasion, but as long as there were only four people on an elevator at the same time, all of us would be fine.  When that fifth person stepped on, however, well….

 

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