Thursday, January 26, 2023

2023 NFL PLAYOFFS---Conference Championships

           My record this week was 3 – 0, with wins by the Iggles, Cincy and the 49ers.  I passed on the Jacksonville – KC game.  I’m now 6 – 1.

          Both conference championship games are home games for the #1 seeds in each conference---Philly in the NFC and KC in the AFC.  Since the spreads on these games are very small, we are basically looking for the teams that will win and advance to the Superbowl.  I will be on the Eagles and the Chiefs.

 

          San Francisco @ Philadelphia (-2.5)

          The 49ers looked better and better as the season progressed, winning the last ten regular-season games and now two more in the playoffs.  Brock Purdy at QB is a sort-of seven-day wonder who posts one great passing performance after another, and never seems to make a mistake.

          The Eagles, on the other hand, dominated the NFL for the first fourteen weeks and then, when QB Jalen Hurts injured his shoulder, suddenly became vulnerable and lost two games (to Dallas and New Orleans).  Hurts returned for the last game of the regular season, beating the indifferent Giants to clinch the top seed in the NFC, but he did not look to be 100%.  Heading into the Division Week match-up against those same Giants, it was reasonable to wonder whether Hurts would be at his best, and whether the Iggles were still the best team in the NFL.

          Hurts was at his best and so were the Birds.  New York had just won their Wildcard game, on the road, easily defeating Minnesota, and they were confident in their chances coming into Philadelphia.  And they were COMPLETELY DOMINATED in every aspect of the game.

          The last three minutes of the first half looked like garbage time, and the score at intermission was 28 – 0.  The final was 38 – 7.

          In other words, the Eagles (and Hurts) are back, and they are once again the best team in the NFL.  In fact, they look better than before.

          Philly had the best AYP in the league this year at 7.3, slightly better than San Fran’s 7.0.  Also, Philly’s defensive AYP was also the best in the league (4.0), and was significantly better than San Francisco’s 4.7.

          Philly has superior numbers to San Francisco, they are healthy, and they are playing in South Philadelphia.  The line should be much larger than 2.5.

          Lay the points and take the Eagles.

 

Cincinnati @ Kansas City (Pick ‘em)

          This story is much the same as in the NFC.  The top seed is playing at home, has a better record, and boasts better AYP numbers than the challenger.  The disparity is even greater here, with KC’s AYP of 7.1 versus Cincy’s 6.4.  In the NFL stats, Mahones had the second-best QB rating at 105.2, while Burrow’s 100.8 was 6th.  The Chief’s defensive AYP is also a hair better than that of the Bungles.

          Of course, the question hanging over this game has been: “Is Mahomes really Mahomes?”  We have known he will play, but will his recent high-ankle sprain limit his effectiveness?

          We can’t be sure about that, of course, but the reports are that the injury is less severe than feared and that he is practicing well.  It is still possible that his ability to scramble will be compromised or that he will limit his efforts in that dimension out of simple prudence.  But I don’t really care about that.  I’m relying on his ability to throw the ball down the field because that’s what wins in the playoffs, so if he stays in the pocket all day, that would be fine with me.

          Cincinnati has had a great run, and nobody would be surprised by a Bengals win.  (They already beat the Chiefs once, by a field goal, on December 4.)  They won their last eight regular season-games and two playoff games---an extremely lucky victory over the Ravens and a dominating win over the Bills.  But the Chiefs, over the course of the season, have been better.

          Take KC, and be grateful you don’t have to lay any points.

 

Copyright2023MichaelKubacki    

Friday, January 20, 2023

2023 NFL PLAYOFFS---Division Week

 

          My record for the wildcard games was 3 –1.  Won with Jacksonville, Miami and the Boyz; lost with Cincy.  I passed on the Seattle - SF game and the Giants – Minnesota game.

          Last year, all the Division Week games were decided with last-second field goals or in OT.  I don’t expect that will happen in 2023.  I see at least two mismatches.

 

Jacksonville @ KC (-10)

          As an Eagles fan, I will always love J’ville coach Doug Pederson.  I also find KC coach Andy Reid (and the widespread reverence for him), intensely annoying.  I loved Jacksonville’s preposterous comeback win over the Chargers last week and I would love to see Dougie go into KC and beat the Chiefs.

          But let’s get real.

          In the AFC, KC’s 7.1 AYP is the best by a wide margin, while the Jaguars’ 6.3 AYP is a distant 5th among the playoff teams.  K.C’s defensive AYP is also better than that of the Jags.

          In addition, while Trevor Lawrence must get some credit for the Jaguars comeback, his wildcard game was objectively the worst of any QB in Wildcard Weekend, and that includes Tom Brady and Skylar Thompson.  The guy threw four picks.  He may indeed wind up with three or four Superbowl rings before he’s done, but he won’t get one this year, and this Saturday will be his last game of the season.

          However, when evaluating KC, one must always remember that Andy Reid’s history is not primarily one of success.  Rather, it is marked by those numerous occasions when his heavily-favored team comes into a critical contest appearing totally unprepared and clueless.  Andy’s story is a tale of losing the big one, and that is always a possibility.

          Considering Reid’s uneven record, and considering that Jacksonville has only been blown out once this year, I cannot feel confident about laying 10 points with the Chiefs.  I expect them to win, but I won’t bet this game.

 

NYG @ Philly (-7.5)

          Daniel Jones had a very nice game against the mediocre Vikings.  Two touchdowns, no picks, 301 yards on 24/35 passing, and an AYP (in the one game) of 8.6.  That’s not really who he is, of course, and against a Philly pass defense that is the best in the tournament, one must expect Danny’s performance will revert to the mean, or below the mean.

          Philadelphia has the best AYP in the tournament and the best defensive AYP in the tournament.  That is not to say they are a lock against San Fran or the Chiefs or the Bills, but they are a lock against the Giants, whom they have already beaten twice---48-22 on December 11, and 22-16 on January 8.  The second victory was not as close as it may appear.  The Giants scored 3 points in the first three quarters, then put up another 13 in garbage time.

          Lay the points.  Da Iggles will cover.

 

Cincinnati @ Buffalo (-5.5)

          Gee, I wonder if Damar Hamlin will be there.

          Neither of these teams especially distinguished themselves last week, and both must consider themselves lucky to be here.  Both QBs put up a 6.5 AYP last week, and that is nothing special.  Over the course of the season, Burrows had a better QB rating than Josh Allen---100.8 to 96.6.  His AYP was also slightly better.  The Bills would appear to have a better pass defense, though that was not terribly apparent last week against Miami’s third-string quarterback.

          I’m just not seeing the essential wonderfulness of Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills this year.  What I do see is a Bengals team that may appear to get lucky sometimes, but they have now won nine in a row, four of which were blowouts.

          I don’t know who will win this, but I’m taking Cincy with the points.

 

Dallas @ San Francisco (-3.5)

          This is the other mismatch.  San Francisco will win this by as much as they want to.

          Dak Prescott had a good game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which was the worst team in the playoffs this year.  He went 25/33 for 305 yards with no interceptions.  It may have been his best game in a mediocre year where he finished 16th in QB rating.

          But Brock Purdy’s win against Seattle was supernatural.  He committed no mistakes en route to an 18/30 day with 342 yards and no INTs.  This amounts to an 11.6 AYP, the best game of any quarterback in the six games of Wildcard Week.

          The 49ers are superior to the Boyz in every other meaningful category as well.  Take San Francisco and lay the points.

 

Copyright2023MichaelKubacki      

Friday, January 13, 2023

2023 NFL PLAYOFFS---Wildcard Week

 

         I refer the reader to previous articles on my NFL playoff predictions for the philosophy that guides me.  In a nutshell, the teams that win the NFL playoffs are teams that can complete long passes.  The best defensive teams rarely win.  Teams with run-based offenses never win.  What you have to do to win a Superbowl is throw the ball down the field.

           For this reason, my primary tool is a number I call AYP, or “adjusted yards per pass.”  This is the number of yards gained passing during the season divided by the number of passes thrown, and adjusted downward for the number of interceptions thrown.  A very good team will have an AYP over 7 for the season.  An AYP of 6 is pretty good.  Teams with an AYP under 5 do not play games in the month of February.

          Since AYP can also be calculated for a team’s pass defense, I do so, mostly so I can look at the extremes: who has a really good pass defense, and who has a bad one.    I also glance at point differentials over the course of the season.

          Finally, I note how each playoff team did in blowouts (defined as a game decided by 11 or more points), during the season.  When one good team beats another good team with a last-second field-goal, I’m not always sure what it means.  But when a good team beats another NFL team by 28, it tells me something.

          Every year, I divide the contestants into three categories.

          PRETENDERS are those teams with very little chance of winning a game.  This year, there are eight of them: Jacksonville, the LA Chargers, Baltimore, Miami, Minnesota, Tampa, the Giants, and Seattle.  Miami is on this list only because Tua Tagovailoa, the best quarterback in the NFL this year, is barred from playing because of a recent concussion.  If he were playing against Buffalo in the opening weekend, Miami would be listed here as a contender.  Without him, Miami has little chance in the tournament. 

          COULD GET LUCKY is where I put the teams that (follow me here), could get lucky.  Some of them, perhaps most, will win a game or two.  They tend to have something wonderful going for them or they are peaking at the right time or they have a relatively easy path to the Superbowl.  This year, Cincinnati and Dallas qualify.

          CONTENDERS are the teams that are good enough to be in the Superbowl.  This year, there are no surprises: KC, Buffalo, Philly and SF. 

Seattle @ San Francisco (-10)

          Since October 30, San Fran has won ten games in a row, seven of them by blow-out margins.  The team AYP is a 7.0, which puts it among the elites.  They are among the best pass defenses in the NFL as well, and the team has outscored its opponents by over 10 points per game.  On September 18, the 49ers beat Seattle 27 – 7 in San Francisco, then beat them again in Seattle on December 15 by a score of 21 – 13.

          One interesting aspect of the Niners’ run is that it doesn’t seem to matter who is playing QB.  Jimmy Garoppolo had a passer rating of 103 this year, third best in the league (along with a 7.3 AYP), but he was injured in mid-December. Brock Purdy then stepped in, however, and posted a 6.9 AYP and a 107.3 QB rating while winning the last four games.

          Seattle’s season has been a success by any measure.  They have apparently found a replacement for Russell Wilson in Geno Smith, who earned a 100.9 QB rating (in something of a dink-and-dunk offense) but got them to the playoffs with a 9 – 8 record.

          It ends here, however.  Seattle has been improving throughout the season, so I would hesitate to lay the 10 points against them, but this should be a relatively easy win for SF.  I pass on the spread.

LA Chargers (-2) @ Jacksonville

          The wrong team is favored.  Take the Jaguars.  After all, they beat the Chargers 38-10 in Week 3.

          Neither one of these teams are going much further, but somebody has to win this game.  Their AYP’s are about the same (5th and 6th in the AFC), and their pass defenses put up similar numbers as well.  Jacksonville has a better record in blowouts and has outscored its opponents by three points/game while the Chargers have not outscored their opponents at all.  And the game is in Florida where the Jags have beaten some decent teams like Vegas, Baltimore, Tennessee, and Dallas.

          Trivia: the Chargers rushing defense in 2022 gave up 5.2 yards per carry.  This is the biggest number since the 1959 Redskins.

Miami @ Buffalo (-13.5)

          I strongly suspect that the only reason Tua is not playing for Miami in this game is NFL politics and PR.  After his concussion two weeks ago, he has apparently become the league’s poster child for head injuries.  Especially after the Hamlin heart attack, the NFL feels it MUST demonstrate its caring and nurturing nature.  So Miami has to lose this game.

          Tua Tagovailoa was the best QB in the NFL this year, with a quarterback rating of 105.5 (Mahomes was second at 105.2).  His AYP was an almost unbelievable 7.9 (Mahomes was 7.2).  Josh Allen, who did not have his best year, posted a 96.6 quarterback rating and a 6.3 AYP.  With Tua playing, Miami would have had a real shot at winning this game.

          Buffalo’s strength is mostly on defense, and they were one of two teams (SF was the other) to give up less than 300 points this season.  Defense is not what wins playoff games however, so I remain suspicious of the Bills’ chances to go all the way.  I am also suspicious of their ability to cover a 13.5 spread against a team as good as the Dolphins have been.

          Take the points.

NYG @ Minnesota (-3)

          How do you achieve a 13-4 record while being outscored by your opponents?  Just asking. Of course, the Giants were also outscored this year.

          These are probably the two worst teams in the playoffs.  Their AYPs are about 6, and that is near the bottom of the list.  They also have the two worst pass defenses in the tournament.  Also, both had negative records in blowouts (i.e, both teams lost more lop-sided games than they won).

          Minnesota was 8-1 at home, including a 27-24 victory over the Giants on Christmas Eve.  That game seems as good a way as any to predict the outcome.  Look for a close game with the Vikings managing to eke out a victory.

          Pass.

Baltimore @ Cincinnati (-10)

          This line opened at 6.5.  It is now 10, which reflects the perception that the prospects for Baltimore are rapidly declining.

          Lamar Jackson suffered a knee injury in Baltimore’s December 4 win over the Broncos, and missed the last five games of the regular season.  His replacement, Tyler Huntley, did a serviceable job through four starts, but sustained a concussion on January 1 (“Yo Tyler---what year is it?”).  Anthony Brown then started in Week 18 and stunk out the joint with two interceptions in a 27-16 loss to Cincinnati.  Though Huntley has not been declared “out” for this game, it seems almost certain Anthony Brown will start, and the Ravens will lose.

          On the other side, Joe Burrow will probably never replicate the numbers he posted in 2021 (108.3 quarterback rating, 7.5 AYP), but his 2022 season put him 6th on the list of NFL QBs.  Also, Cincy is coming into the tournament the way any Bungles fan would like them to.  The team was 4-4 on Halloween and won their last eight games.  They have outscored their opponents by 6 points per game and were 7-1 in blow-outs.

          Ten points is a lot in a playoff game but I’m going to lay them here.  Take the Cincinnati Bengals.

Dallas (-2.5) @ Tampa

          Besides Minnesota and the Giants, the other possible choice for “worst team in the tournament” is Tampa Bay, which won the dreadful NFC South with a losing record and was outscored by almost 3 points per game.  The high point of Tampa’s season was opening day, September 11, when they crushed the Cowboys, in Texas, 19-3.  Since then, the only playoff team they have beaten was Seattle, in November, while taking blowout beatings from Carolina, San Francisco, Cincinnati and Atlanta.  This must be Brady’s worst season.  He finished 18th in quarterback ratings with a 5.8 AYP.

          And on the other side, you have perennial mutt Dak Prescott with his 1-3 career playoff record (Brady is 35-12).  This year, Prescott was 16th in quarterback rating, not much better than Brady.

          AYP for Dallas and Tampa are about even---they are 6th and 7th among the NFC playoff teams.  By all other measures, however, Dallas has an edge.  Their pass defense is significantly better than Tampa’s.  The Dallas record in blowouts is 7-2 while Tampa’s is 1-4.  Dallas has also outscored its opponents by over a touchdown.

          There are analysts who will tell you Tom Brady is still Tom Brady and he will rise from the ashes of his 2022 season to sparkle in the playoffs.  But I don’t believe it.  The GOAT is dead.

          I will hold my nose and ask Dak Prescott to cover the spread for me.  I’m betting the Boyz.

Copyright2023MichaelKubacki

Monday, January 9, 2023

THIS & THAT XXIII

People wearing masks as they shop in my big-box store don’t bother me much, but when I see one with a two-year-old in their cart and the child is wearing a mask too, I want to grab the parent by the shoulders and set them straight.  And when they are Asian, as they often are, I want to scream at them, “Aren’t you people supposed to be smart?”


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Wikipedia Humor (from the article on Richard Gere):

“Despite not being a vegetarian, Gere has often been erroneously included on lists of famous vegetarians.”

I guess that’s what happens when you study Buddhism and tell people you want to free Tibet.


The Biden Administration is still fighting in federal court to reinstate the mask mandate in airplanes.

The US is also the largest (among a dwindling number) of countries requiring foreign visitors to show proof of a COVID vaccination. 


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In 1933, the Nazis set fire to the Reichstag (the German Parliament building), and framed communists for the blaze.  The next day, by decree, almost all civil liberties in Germany were suspended, including free speech, freedom of the press, public assembly, and the privacy of mail and telephone communications.  None of these freedoms returned until after WWII.

Though the evidence is only slowly emerging, history will record that the Capitol riots on January 6, 2021were our own American Reichstag Fire, orchestrated by leftists embedded in our government agencies in order to criminalize and silence dissent from conservatives who oppose them.


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I was invited to a Christmas Eve party where a condition of attendance was a negative COVID test.  I would have liked to attend the party, which was hosted by a friend, but I declined.

I won’t be polite about this anymore.  If you have the power to fire me from my job or grab me off the street and throw me in a quarantine camp, I will probably bend.  But I won’t wear a mask in your house and I won’t take a COVID test to attend your party.  And if you try to wear a mask in my house, I will ask you to take your crazy home with you.

I have tried to be the “nice guy” about this, and tried to avoid any bitterness, but I have failed.  I had friends and neighbors who no longer speak to me.  My extended family has no use for me and I expect I will never see any of them again.  Doctors I liked, and whom I need, have dumped me.  I’ve been banned from a social club I loved because I was not vaccinated.

Most of my social life at this point is on-line.  Sandy and I often talk about moving.


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2023 New Year’s Resolutions:

1) Juggle regularly and improve my skills.

2) Learn about the field of artificial intelligence and stay current with developments.

3) Don’t offend anyone unintentionally.


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A new term, TERF, comes to us from the culture wars at Cambridge University, where Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists have been physically attacked by trans-activists and gender enthusiasts because the TERFs believe treating trans women as women (and allowing them to join radical feminist groups) only hurts their cause and undercuts the battle for female equality.  The trans activists want TERFs not just canceled, but arrested for hate speech under the UK’s Equality Act.

Recently, a judge-led panel held a trial on the position of the radical feminists, and ruled that “gender-critical” speech is not a crime within the meaning of the Equality Act.  In other words, you cannot be jailed in the UK for saying there are two sexes.  Yet.


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In Philadelphia, retail theft under the value of $2100 has been a misdemeanor since 2018.  Then, in 2020, Police Commissioner Outlaw and DA Krasner decided retail theft would be included in a list of offenses (drug crimes, car theft, prostitution, and others), for which the police will no longer arrest people.  Someone may be detained for these offences long enough for the person to be identified and a warrant issued, but they are then released.  As a practical matter, this means no warrants are issued either and no one is punished for shoplifting unless they brandish a gun or commit other criminal acts.  Shoplifting is not a crime anymore, either in Philly or in any number of other American cities run by the Left.

Two weeks ago, the third-quarter earnings of a major retailer made headlines in the business press for revealing a loss of $400 million to shoplifting, a shocking number that affected the company’s bottom line.  Other national retailers face the same forces to a greater or lesser extent.

At my big-box store, we are all familiar with the professional gangs as well as the family units (e.g., grandma working with her grandson), and many other variations.  Store security forces are basically helpless.  About the only deterrent that appears to have any effect is placing a uniformed policeman at the front door, with a police car parked outside on the sidewalk where no one can miss it.  Renting these police and cars from the city, however, costs about $100 per hour and the store is open fourteen hours a day.  Also, the city is currently short of police (it seems nobody wants to be a policeman in Philly anymore), so the store often can’t get these overtime officers.


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Emily Oster is an economist at Brown University who has written a number of comments on COVID and the pandemic response over the past 2 ½ years.  On October 31, 2022, “Let’s Declare a Pandemic Amnesty” was published in The Atlantic and started a vigorous debate.

The point of her brief article was that calls for punishment of those government and public health officials who had engineered our disastrous pandemic response were unjust and should be ignored.  Acknowledging the bitterness of those who had had their lives disrupted by the lockdowns and mandates, Ms. Oster seemed to characterize the mistakes of the powerful as honest errors, and suggested it would be unfair to punish anyone for policies enacted in (what she presumed to be) good faith.  In other words, “mistakes were made.”  As an example of the “mistakes,” she cited the early uncertainty about whether traditional vaccines (like Johnson & Johnson’s) or the mRNA vaccines (like Pfizer’s), would be more effective.

Her article touched off an explosion of responses from other pundits, websites, magazines, and other sources, and what surprised me about them were the number of people who agreed with her, some of whom I would never have expected.

Don Boudreaux, for example, is an Austrian-school economist at George Mason University who publishes a syndicated column called Café Hayek.  During the COVID madness, he wrote regularly about the lockdowns, mandates, censorship, and government overreach, yet his response to the Emily Oster article was surprisingly mild.  He seemed to feel that holding people like Fauci, Cuomo, other politicians and public health officials responsible for their actions would be to “politicize” the issues, and that would lead only to more recriminations and counter-recriminations in the future.

Charles Eisenstein is an author and essayist, a hater of free markets and capitalism, and something of an oddball.  He’s a good writer who is capable of expressing complex ideas, but he is a leftie who truly believes we are all doomed by climate change, and one of his heroes is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., (whom I regard as an idiot in the King Charles III class).

HOWEVER…Eisenstein has been positively brutal in his writings about the fascists behind the attempted creation of the Covid security state, its ugly effects on the third world (i.e., starvation), and the price we all have had to pay in the abuse of schoolchildren and the horrific vaccine injuries inflicted upon the innocent.  Yet he too argues that the authoritarian evil of the COVID madness should not be addressed by holding the obvious monsters responsible.  Instead, he claims, we must get to the root of their evil.  It’s complicated.  Try his essay entitled “Victory Will Not Solve the Problem” on Substack.

Maybe I’m just unforgiving, but I see nothing to forgive.  In particular, I see no innocent mistakes.  The lying, which was intentional, dates from the very beginning.

On April 3, 2020, Fauci, Surgeon General Jerome Adams, and the CDC all decided that their prior position (which had been quite definitively expressed), on masks and respiratory viruses was incorrect.  Not only were cloth and paper masks NOT useless, they were now so important that everybody had to wear them.  There was no new study, no new “science” they could cite, but suddenly we all had to wear the damn things.

This was not even the beginning.  Two months earlier, American news media had shown us the absurd videos of Chinese COVID victims falling over in the streets and being whisked away instantly by medics in hazmat suits.  This is what is happening in Wuhan, we were told.  Sure it was.

Then there was the widely-circulated story about the apparently healthy German woman who flew home from Seoul to Hamburg and only developed symptoms of COVID a couple days after arriving in Germany.  Asymptomatic spread, you see, was the key to the construction of the entire apparatus of the security state.  In the past, if you had a cold or the flu, you stayed away from your elderly friends, but now that wasn’t good enough.  You might be sick anyway.  Hence the masks, hence the lockdowns, hence the social distancing. Though the story of the German woman was later debunked (very quietly), it was the justification for all the restrictions to follow even though Fauci himself had earlier told us that asymptomatic spread was a crock.

Need more items for the list?  How about the suppression of any investigation into the Wuhan lab origin of the virus, Fauci’s enthusiastic support of the research, and the U.S. government financial support for it?  Why, for more than two years, were all reports of vaccine injuries instantly deleted from all social media sites?  And why were doctors and epidemiologists and other scientists sanctioned, censored, defunded and de-platformed whenever they tried to publish anything that might conflict with the orthodox COVID narrative?

None of this was accidental.  None of it was “mistakes.”  The lies, the censorship, and the coercion were intentional, with the idea that the virus could be used by some for partisan political purposes and by others to create panic and pave the way for a totalitarian form of government.

Note that the people responsible for this have not changed their tune, and they have not apologized.  They still claim masks can stop respiratory viruses and they still are pushing the mRNA vaccines despite the growing body of evidence of their lethal dangers.  The architects here have simply loosened the screws a bit and backed off from the most vicious aspects of the enforcement program.  Totalitarian governments do not take control all at once because if they tried to, they would risk an armed revolt.  Instead they increase the pressure slowly, get the populace accustomed to the new restrictions, and then relax them slightly before cranking up the controls to an even higher level.

We cannot let Fauci and Trudeau and Trump and Biden and Cuomo and Klaus Schwab and Albert Bourlas and all the rest of them off the hook for the deaths and destruction they have brought to the world.  I will not forgive and move on.  I want them in prison actually, but I will settle for visiting the scorn of mankind upon them and removing them from public life.     

          

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Now that drag shows for little kids are a regular feature at libraries and schools, it’s probably time to bring in some minstrel shows for kids as well. Like drag shows, blackface comedy also makes fun of a group of people based on their mostly immutable characteristics.  On the one hand, it’s exaggerated boobs and butts and hips and high-pitched voices and hair-dos; on the other, it’s skin color, kinky hair, Southern accents and big lips.  

Both varieties have long traditions of delighting audiences.  And kids will enjoy blackface reading hour every bit as much as they have enjoyed drag queen story time.


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Where the hell is my Harriet Tubman 20-dollar bill?  Years ago, they promised me they would replace Andrew Jackson with my favorite God-fearin’, pistol-packing, abolitionist commando.  I mean, Harriet Tubman is truly a great American. And of all the DWMs on our bills, Andrew Jackson is the least likeable by a wide margin.

Also, and not to put too fine a point on it, but have you noticed there is now a Maya Angelou quarter?  Now, even granting that quarters have dozens of different images on them, how the hell did she make the cut?  Ms. Angelou seemed like a nice lady, but can we all acknowledge that she is a truly minor poet and that we are required to revere her only because she once wrote a poem for Bill Clinton?  And can we also acknowledge they slapped her on a quarter only because the people who decide such things believe we don’t have enough black faces on our money?


Copyright2023MichaelKubacki