2024 NFL PLAYOFFS—The Superbowl

         I guess we already know who’s going to win, right?  It’s a psy-op, or a plot to get Biden re-elected by acclamation after he is endorsed by Taylor Swift.

 

         Vivek Ramaswamy, who just dropped out of the Republican presidential race, is a brilliant and articulate guy, but I am told that if you stand really close to him in a quiet room, you can hear bugs flying around inside his head.  He recently wrote on Twitter:

 

         “I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month.  And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall.  Just some wild speculation over here, let’s see how it ages over the next eight months.”

 

         And he’s not the only one, of course.  I have seen and heard these same theories, sometimes for fun but sometimes seriously, on radio and TV and the Googles.  The playoffs have been fixed.  The NFL is grooming Kansas City and Mahomes to be the next Patriots/Brady superteam, so KC will win this Superbowl.  Then Travis and Taylor will endorse Biden, etc. etc.

 

         A regular stop on my internet wanderings is Pieceofmindful.com, a blog commandeered by Mark Tokarski, a man who does his own thinking.  I have learned many things from Mr. Tokarski, such as:

 

1)   Jonestown didn’t happen.

 

2)   The person we know as Paul McCartney has, for the last 60 years, been portrayed by Paul McCartney and his twin brother.  It is possible that Paul died a few years ago and the Paul character is now portrayed only by the twin brother.

 

3)   All mass shootings are faked by the U.S. government.

 

4)   The story of John Lennon’s upbringing in a working-class English family is a complete fiction, and all photographs of his mother are laughable forgeries.

 

Mr. Tokarski’s latest entry is a tour-de-force on how games in the NFL are fixed (including video of suspicious pass-interference calls), a review of Swift’s boyfriend history, whether Taylor is a woman or a transexual, whether she is a female homosexual for whom Travis is her beard, and whether he is also gay (making it a double-beard situation).  Having long-ago established that Taylor’s origin story (born in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania) is phony and that she is actually the product of an inbreeding program among America’s elites, he also speculates that she may be sterile and frigid because this is often a side effect of inbreeding.  Finally, for anyone who doubts NFL games are fixed, there is a long discussion, with video, of the 12-17-22 game in which Minnesota was leading the Colts 33-0 at halftime but wound up losing to Indianapolis 39-36.

 

In other words, since we already know the skids are greased for KC and Travis and Tay-Tay and Joe Biden, why would anybody care what I think about the game?

 

San Francisco (-2) vs, Kansas City

 

 I never gave the Chiefs any chance to get to the Superbowl, let alone win it, so how can I jump on their bandwagon now?  I can’t.

 

The San Fran AYP is 8.1; Kansas City’s is 5.6.

 

The San Fran defensive AYP is 4.6; Kansas City’s is 5.3.

 

San Fran outscored its opponents by 11.3 ppg; Kansas City by 4.5 ppg.

 

San Fran is 11-2 in regular-season games decided by eleven or more points; KC is 4-1.

 

I admit I am troubled by the way the 49ers have fallen behind in both their playoff games, though they have awakened and roared back.  Comebacks are not as convincing as games where a team takes a 28-0 lead and then coasts home.  Still, looking at these numbers, I cannot make an argument for Kansas City that does not involve psy-ops, Joe Biden, and whether Taylor Swift has an Adam’s apple.

 

Take the 49ers.

 

Copyright2024Michael Kubacki