Sunday, July 23, 2017

GOING FOR TWO---A PRACTICAL GUIDE FOR NFL COACHES



INTRODUCTION---THE BASICS

From 2001 to 2016, the two-point conversion rate in regular-season NFL games was 47.2% (481/1018).  The conversion rate for one-point conversions approached 99% during this period, but the NFL then pushed back the line of scrimmage to the 15 yard line, for extra-point kicks, in the 2015 season.  This dropped the success rate on one-point conversions to 94%, which is almost exactly double the success rate of two-point conversions.  Thus, the result of this rule change is that the “expected points” to be gained from either type of conversion are now the same.  It’s either 94% of 1 or 47% of two---in either case, the expectation is .94 points.

This has changed everything.

If the goal is to maximize the points you will score, there is now no difference between kicking or going for two.  Over the course of a season, a team that goes for two after every touchdown can expect to score the same number of points as it would by kicking.  Thus, the only reason to prefer one over the other is tactical, and a coach cannot properly be criticized for choosing one or the other, except in those situations where tactical considerations prevail.  If you’re down eight and you score a TD with three seconds left in the fourth quarter, you must go for two or you will be fired.  If it happens with three seconds left in the first quarter, do what you like.  Nobody will care, or at least nobody should care.  In the first quarter, kicking an extra point is never a mistake, and neither is going for two.

Another fundamental reality underlying the one-or-two-point conversion decision is the dominance of the home team in overtime games.  For the period from 2007 to 2016, in the regular season, home teams won 1467 of 2556 games (57.4%).  We all know there is a home-field advantage, of course, but what is little understood is that the advantage persists even when the two teams end the first sixty minutes in a tie.  The home team still wins 56.5% of these games (87 of 154).

Why is this home-team dominance in OT significant in the conversion decision?  The best illustration comes in the classic go-for-two scenario.  The Jets, on the road, trail the Raiders by 7 and score on the last play of regulation.   Do they kick the point and take their chances in OT or do they go for two to win it (or lose it), in regulation?  The home/away OT stats suggest that a road team should normally go for two in this situation since they have a 47% chance of making the two-point conversion but only a 43.5% chance of winning in OT.

Other factors can affect this particular end-of-game decision, of course.  Any coach, either at home or away, may identify factors at that moment that must be considered in deciding whether to go for two.  If the Raiders are reduced to their emergency quarterback, or have their all-pro shutdown corner nursing a bad knee, it might be wiser for the Jets to try the kick and head for OT.  If there are key Jets injured, it may be best to take the one shot at winning.  Win or lose, they will get to go home without sustaining more damage.

In the course of this guide, the inherent edge of the home team in overtime will appear again and again.  OT is no bargain for a road team and should be avoided if at all possible, even if it means increasing the chance of losing in regulation. 

Coaches faced with a one-or-two decision will make the wrong choice for many reasons.  (Trying to get to OT when they should really be trying to win the game is just one of them.)  Perhaps the biggest reason a coach will get this wrong is that he is routinely brutalized by the sports media whenever he makes a binary decision that leads immediately to a bad result.

If a coach punts on 4th-and-1 with three minutes left and loses, he was “too conservative.”  If he runs a play in the same situation, fails to make a first down, and loses the game, he “took a big chance.”  A coach will never be criticized for kicking an extra point with a minute left in the game in order to get to overtime, but if he goes for two and misses, somebody in the media will demand he be fired.  I have never seen a reasoned analysis of one of these decisions in the Monday sports section.  Never.  Thus, many decisions by coaches are made with a view to avoiding criticism from the press and the mass of football fans who don’t understand this stuff either.

Yet another reason coaches muff the conversion decision is that making them is a tiny fraction of a very difficult job, and the considerations involved have little in common with the rest of their duties.  NFL coaches are primarily managers and not “game players.”  Most do not actually play a lot of games like poker or backgammon or scrabble or chess.  (Pardon the generalization.) They are more like military leaders whose job it is to lead men into battle.  It is difficult to harness the energy, intelligence and aggression of fifty large men who enjoy violence and have few manners, but that is an essential task of an NFL coach.  “Gosh, I wonder if I should kick or go for two” is just not a priority.

Then, once he has performed his management tasks, gotten all his players “on the same page,” and adjusted their testosterone levels to workable parameters, his other near-impossible job is to make instantaneous decisions in the fast-moving and ever-changing environment that is a football game.

In a particular game situation, for a particular play, the decision on whether to run a cover-3 pass defense or a man-to-man scheme is a judgment call that must be made in seconds.  There are no charts to tell the coach what to do.   And while he and his assistant coaches may review these decisions when the game is over, there is no alternative, in the moment, to “going with his gut” because there is no time to assess the alternatives in some methodical and logical fashion.  His “gut” is what his twenty years of football experience tells him to do in that moment, with that down and yardage, with that time remaining in the half or the game, against that opponent on that day.  These are what I would call “football decisions” because the knowledge that goes into making them is specific to the game of football.

But there are other kinds of decisions as well.  In almost every game, including football, there are some decisions to be made that have a correct and an incorrect answer.  Let’s call these “game decisions” since by their nature, they are not unique to football or Parcheesi or bridge.  If your blackjack hand totals 20, you stand.  If you have 13 and the dealer is showing a king, you hit.  By making these plays, you maximize your chances of winning.  To do otherwise is demonstrably wrong; in the game context, you reduce your chance of winning.

No one can dispute there are such moments in football.  If you trail by 8 points and you score a touchdown on the last play of regulation, you may kick an extra point, but you would be wrong to do so since it would ensure your defeat.  There are many other situations in football, however, where the answer (and the math), is just as clear, but coaches don’t know what to do. 

After a game, a coach will often be asked why, in a particular spot, he chose to punt, or kick a field goal, or try a two-point conversion.  To this, many coaches (e.g., Mike Tomlin) will reply, “I went with my gut.”  This is the uniform response for those who 1) know a lot about football, 2) know nothing about math, and 3) do not know how to think logically about “game decisions.” 

The problem is that these game decisions arise regularly, and they are often important.  There are always binary decisions to be made that have a correct and an incorrect answer, and if you “going with your gut,” you will often get them wrong.  On 4th down, do you punt or try to retain possession by running a play?  Do you kick a field goal or try for a first down?  There is usually a right answer to these questions, and even where there is an element of judgment involved, the judgment component is typically much smaller than coaches want to believe.

For coaches, the attraction of “I went with my gut” is that it can never be second-guessed.  If how you feel at the moment is the correct basis for a decision, then nobody can call you an idiot later on.  The problem is that it doesn’t matter what your gut tells you when the question is what two and two add up to.

But not every coach “goes by his gut” in every situation.  Recognizing (in a general way), that there are right and wrong decisions about these questions, and also recognizing that the pressure of the moment may make it difficult to think clearly or remember the right move, many coaches carry a chart telling them whether to go for one or two in various situations (i.e, up two points, down four points, etc.).  The original of these charts, which is still in use by some coaches, was created by Dick Vermeil when he was offensive coordinator for Tommy Prothro at UCLA in 1970. 


LEAD BY
TRAIL BY
1 point
Go for 2
1 point
Go for 2
2 points
Go for 1
2 points
Go for 2
3 points
Go for 1
3 points
Go for 1
4 points
Go for 2
4 points
Decision
5 points
Go for 2
5 points
Go for 2
6 points
Go for 1
6 points
Go for 1
7 points
Go for 1
7 points
Go for 1
8 points
Go for 1
8 points
Go for 1
9 points
Go for 1
9 points
Go for 2
10 points
Go for 1
10 points
Go for 1
11 points
Go for 1
11 points
Go for 2
12 points
Go for 2
12 points
Go for 2
13 points
Go for 1
13 points
Go for 1
14 points
Go for 1
14 points
Go for 1
15 points
Go for 2
15 points
Go for 1
16 points
Go for 1
16 points
Go for 2
17 points
Go for 1
17 points
Go for 1
18 points
Go for 1
18 points
Go for 1
19 points
Go for 2
19 points
Go for 2
20 points
Go for 1
20 points
Go for 1

































To read the chart, a coach finds the point margin that exists once a touchdown is scored, but before the conversion is attempted.  Thus, if you are losing 3 – 0 and score a touchdown, you now lead 6 – 3.  Next to the box for “LEAD BY 3 points,” you are instructed to “Go for 1.”

(Note the “TRAIL BY 4 points,” where the advice given is “Decision”---i.e., no advice at all.  “Go with your gut” is what you need to do, apparently.  That this is the one situation where Vermeil was uncertain seems a bit odd.  If you are down 10 – 0 and you score a touchdown, you’re down four.  Every coach in America is going to kick the extra point, isn’t he?  Is the possibility of trailing 10 – 8 so very attractive that you would accept the risk of being behind 10 – 6 and needing more than a field goal to tie?

There is, however, an argument for the two-point conversion in certain situations that will be discussed in the Trail by Four section.)

To the best of my knowledge, Dick Vermeil does not have a degree in mathematics or game theory, so I suspect the entries in these boxes are more of a seat-of-the-pants Vermeilian view of conversion possibilities.  In any event, some of them are wrong.  Also, other coaches and football people have changed specific entries on the Vermeil chart, so now there are other, different, charts in use by various teams.

In the rest of this article, I will examine these specific situations (up 2, down 4, etc.), and provide the best analysis I can.  Some of this analysis consists of my own thoughts and calculations, and some of it has been around for decades.  Many of the situations are trivial, of course, and require little discussion.

One further point needs to be made: these are end-of-game situations.  That does not mean that we are only concerned with a touchdown on the last play of the 4th quarter, or with four minutes left or eight minutes left.  This analysis can be important in the third quarter as well.  There is no single bright line on the 60-minute clock where the decision to go for one or two points suddenly becomes critically important.  About the most we can say is that these decisions become more important as we get deeper into the game, simply because there are fewer possessions left in the contest and thus fewer scoring scenarios to be examined.

Another way to put it is that at the beginning of the game, none of this matters.  If you run back the opening kickoff for a touchdown, for example, you won’t be wrong whether you kick the extra point or go for two.  We have already seen that your (mathematical) “expectation” is .94 points no matter which conversion you choose, so suit yourself.  Indeed, it is hard to make a case that any of this is terribly important until the second half, so I won’t try to.


WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU…

Trail by One

And here we are.  At the very beginning of our inquiry we are presented with the classic go-for-2 conundrum.  You have scored a touchdown on the last play of regulation, and you are down 14 – 13 (or 87 – 86).  Do you take the near-certain one-point conversion and go to OT, where your chance of winning will be somewhere near 50%?  Or do you run a play for two points and try to win right here and right now?

Are you feeling lucky?

As we have seen, there is a 94% chance of kicking the extra point, so if you have a 50% chance of winning in OT, your chance of winning the game if you attempt a one-point conversion is .94 times .5, or 47%.  Since your chance of making a two-point conversion is also 47%, there is no reason to prefer one path over the other.  Are you feeling lucky?

But there is a variable here, buried in the game and everything that has occurred.  Do you have a 50% chance of winning in overtime?  You almost certainly do NOT.  Your chance of winning in OT is a probability that is significantly better than 50% or significantly worse.  If your chance of an overtime victory is more than 50%, you should opt for OT by kicking the conversion.  If it is less than 50%, you should go for two and take your chances now.

So what are your chances of winning in OT?  What factors will move the needle from 50% to a greater or lesser number?

In the NFL, in the ten seasons from 2007 to 2016, the home team won the game 57.4% of the time.  This is not surprising---every sport has a home-field advantage.  What is surprising is that during the same period, home teams won 56.5% (87 of 154) overtime games.  Thus, even if a visitor has battled the home team to a standstill and fought its way into overtime, the home team still maintains a significant advantage.  Road teams win only 43.5% of overtime games.  All other considerations aside, a road team that scores a touchdown on the last play of regulation and is behind by one point should go for two.  A 47% chance of making the two-point conversion is much better than the 43.5% chance of winning in overtime.  As a general rule, road teams should go for two in order to win in regulation; home teams should take the single point and take their chances in overtime.

But there are always other considerations.  There are ebbs and flows in the course of a football game, for example.  If Team A has scored the last seventeen points of the game to draw within one, Team A’s coach may feel that Team B is on the verge of physical or psychological collapse, and that all he has to do is get to overtime in order to win the game.

If instead, Team A is melting down, the wisest course may be to run one play (the two-point conversion).  If Team A is down to its emergency QB, or if one of their other weapons is physically compromised, it may be best to avoid OT.  Even if there are no serious injuries, there may be reasons to decide the issue now.

There is no clear answer on what to do in this situation.  Dick Vermeil’s original chart from 1970 says “go for two.”  A revised edition still in use on NFL sidelines says kick.  My answer is kick at home and go for two on the road, unless there are compelling reasons to do otherwise.


Trail by Two

With ten seconds left in regulation, this is a trivial case, and all the charts tell you to go for two.  However, the more interesting question arises about what to do when the situation arises two minutes into the 3rd quarter, or even in the first half.  You have probably noticed that most coaches down say, 14 – 12, with plenty of time left in the game, will kick the point to make the score 14 – 13.  Their choice is defensible, but I think they are wrong.

Going for two in this common scenario means you will either tie the game or trail by two points.  Tied is good; down two is not so good.  The question is whether the upside is bigger than the downside.  Coaches routinely kick because they have concluded that the downside of going for two and missing is more significant than the upside of tying the score.

What they fear is a subsequent touchdown by their opponent.  If they trail 14 – 12, and the opponent scores seven points, they will trail by 21 – 12 and will be two scores behind.  Trailing 14 – 13, however, seven points for the other side will make it 21 – 13, which the trailing coach views as being “in touch” or “within striking range” because eight points is potentially achievable with just one score and a two-point conversion.

There are several flaws in this reasoning.  First, if the bogeyman you fear is that the other guys will score a TD and force you to score a TD and a 2-point conversion just to tie, well, why put off that day of reckoning?  You have just scored a touchdown to make the score 14 – 12, so why not try your 2-pointer now?  If there is any likelihood you will need a 2-point conversion, it will always be wise to try it sooner rather than later.  Doing it now tells you how many times you need to score to catch or overtake your opponent.  Putting off the decision means you may not discover the answer to the question until you miss your 2-point conversion with 1:50 left in the game, and you suddenly realize, “Oops.  I guess I need to score again.”  If you had gone for two back in the third quarter and missed it, you would have known what you had to do much earlier, and you might have planned your offensive strategy accordingly.

The cliché you hear from sportscasters is that a team trailing by 8 is “one score down.”  It’s not true.  Seven points is “one score” because we can assume a one-point conversion, but you can never assume you will make a two-point try.  Eight points is really “one score or two scores, but we won’t know until we flip a coin.”  If you’re going to flip that coin, do it now.  Why keep yourself in the dark?

We will return to this idea when we discuss other point deficits (i.e., down 9, down 16).   When a team gets to these situations, a coach does not know how many more times he has to score, but he does know that if he is to win the game, he will need at least one two-point conversion in regulation.  The only way to eliminate the uncertainty is to try the two at the first opportunity.

There is another aspect that enters into prevailing “coachthink” in this and similar predicaments, and that is the tendency to seek a tie that sends the game into overtime, even at the cost of abandoning any chance of winning the game outright without having to play extra time.  Going for one point when trailing 14 – 12 is done in order to stay close enough so that you might be able to tie the game later and get into OT.  The decision to “stay close,” however, reduces the chance that the trailing team will win the game without having to face overtime.

Trailing 14 – 12 in the third quarter, there is a vast array of possibilities for the scoring that might occur in the remainder of the game.  The reason Team A  kicks the extra point, however, is so that when Team B  scores a (7-point) TD, Team A will lead 21 – 13, potentially allowing Team B to tie and get to OT. Down 21 – 13, however, one thing Team A cannot do with its next touchdown is take the lead and win the game.  Its only hope becomes overtime.

Going for 2 when behind 14 – 12, however, changes the equation.  If Team A succeeds in tying the game at 14, Team B then scores a 7-point touchdown, and Team A responds with a TD of its own, the score will now be 21 – 20 with Team A having the option of kicking the almost-certain conversion to get to overtime, or going for two again in order to win the game immediately.  As we have already seen, there are many reasons a coach may rationally decide to do this.  Road teams win only 43.5% of overtime games, but the NFL-wide success rate for 2-point conversions is 47%.

What this means is that a team playing in a hostile stadium should always be willing to take risks in order to preserve the possibility of winning the game in regulation.  Overtime is no bargain for a road team, which will normally get the short end of the statistical stick.

Trail by Three

This is a not-uncommon situation.  The Steelers lead by 16 – 7.  The Eagles score a touchdown, making it 16 – 13.

Kick or go for two?

Well, it depends.  With three or four minutes left, you kick, so that a subsequent score will win the game for you.  The difference between being down one and down two is meaningless if your only hope is 1) to stop the Steelers from scoring and get the ball back, and 2) kick a field goal.

If the Eagles get their TD with twelve minutes left, however, other possibilities arise.  Stopping the Steelers and kicking a FG is not the only way you might win this game.  You might be able to win even if the Steelers score again.

Suppose you kick your extra point to make the score 16 – 14 with twelve minutes left.  If the Steelers now put up a TD with a (single) extra point, they will be ahead 23 – 14 and you’re probably screwed.  Thus, when the Eagles put the ball in the end zone and trail 16 – 13, don’t they have to consider the possibility that a Pittsburgh TD will win the game?  The two-point conversion, to draw within one point at 16 – 15, still will keep them within 8 if the Steelers should put up an additional seven.

The downside, of course, is still that missing the two-point conversion on the Eagle’s first TD leaves them at 16 – 13 so that even a last-minute field goal  would only get them to OT.  However, it is less likely that this specific result will occur, since the additional time expands the tree of possibilities.

Note that the chance of an intervening Pittsburgh field goal does not change the calculation for Philly.  Whether the score is 16 – 15, 16 – 14, or 16 – 13, an additional three for the Steelers still means the Eagles can win with a TD and a conversion.

I mentioned earlier that the decision on whether to go for two probably doesn’t matter much in the first half.  Since your expectation on the conversion is .94 points regardless of your choice, the only things that matter for your choice are tactical considerations, and tactical considerations are just not that important early in the game.  But they not only matter in the second half, they can change depending on how much time is left.  The problem of what to do when you trail by three points is only one example.

Other students of the go-for-two question have realized this, of course, and charts exist that are WAY more complicated than Vermeil’s, since they import another variable into the problem---time left in the game.  The best I’ve seen appears at http://www.footballcommentary.com/twoptchart.htm in a 5-29-2004 posting entitled “Two-Point Conversion Chart.”  The chart covers all score differentials from ahead-by-30 to down-by-30 on the vertical axis with different amounts of time remaining (in 3-minute increments), arrayed across the horizontal.  The advice on going for two is not a binary yes/no, but is expressed as a percentage.

For example, the footballcommentary chart makes clear that when you have just scored and are down two points with 3:00 left in the game, you must go for two.  With 30:00 left, however, while you should still go for two, the decision is much closer to a coin flip, so that if a coach has little confidence in his team converting the two, he should probably just kick.

I don’t question their results, and I certainly don’t pretend to have modeled a football game using the Markov Decision Process (as they have done), because I don’t know what the hell it is.  I do think their chart is somewhat impractical for use on the sidelines, though.  In addition, it imputes a level of mathematical certainty to these issues that cannot be justified by the data.  For example, if you are ten points down (16 – 6, let’s say), after scoring a TD with 29:48 left in the game, they say you should go for two if you have a greater than 52% chance of making it.

Another example.  Suppose you are six points down (e.g., 15 – 9) after scoring.  If there are three minutes left in the game, you should try for two only if your chance of making it is better than 54%, but if it’s the very beginning of the second half, you should go for it if your chance of success exceeds 44%.

Is this level of specificity really going to help Doug Pederson make a decision in the heat of battle with the clock ticking?

In logic, the flaw in the footballcommentary.com chart is called the fallacy of “overprecision,” and the classic illustration of it is the joke about the guard at the natural history museum who is asked about the age of the dinosaur skeleton on display.

“That dinosaur is 90,000,008 years old,” he replies.

“”Really?  How can they pin it down so precisely?” you ask.

“Well, when I started working here, they told me it was 90,000,000 years old, and that was eight years ago.”

Summarizing, when down three (e.g., 16 – 13), kick the point with three minutes left.  With more time (say, ten minutes), it’s not wrong to go for two. 

Trail by Four

Kick it, of course.  Get within a field goal.  That was my assumption, anyway, until I read http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/when-to-go-for-2-for-real/

There are no dummies at fivethirtyeight, of course, and when Nate Silver speaks, it is usually wise to at least listen.  As the article explains, “If you’re down 4 points after scoring a touchdown (with 10 minutes left), you should go for 2, because being down 2 points instead of 3 helps you more than being down 4 points instead of 3 hurts you.”  In support of this reasoning, fivethirtyeight cites ESPN’s Expected Win Percentage Model, which gives the conclusion at least a patina of science.

On reflection, however, I am unconvinced.  In particular, there is no particular reason to think “being down 2 points instead of 3 helps you more than being down 4 points instead of 3 hurts you.”  I need some data on that before I can believe it.  It must also be noted that fivethirtyeight stands alone on this point.  All the charts in common usage and all references in the go-for-two literature support the idea of kicking the point when you’re down four.

I will go this far, however.  If you are the visiting team and there is so little time left (let’s say four minutes), that your only realistic hope, after the conversion, is to hold your opponents, get the ball back, and score one more time, then there is an argument to be made for a two-point conversion.  When you’re down four and you go for two, you will either be trailing by two or four, and if you are trailing by two or four with four minutes left in the game, overtime is very unlikely.

Going for two is an avoid-OT strategy, and a coach on the road should never be criticized too harshly for an avoid-OT strategy, since the visitor is usually a significant underdog in overtime.

So kick.  Unless it’s very late in the game and you really really really want to go home after sixty minutes.  Then you might decide to go for two.


Trail by Five

Go for two.  Why not?  Again, the purpose is to get within a field goal.

Trail by Six

Go for one, though it’s hard to make much of an argument either way.  As time grows short, it makes sense to kick the point because that puts you down only five.  If your opponent then scores three, you may still have a prayer of tying the game and sending it to overtime.

With more time left on the clock (in the third quarter for example), there will be more scoring possibilities for both sides, so going for two becomes more attractive.  A four-point spread is the difference between a TD and a field goal, and it is worth risking a missed conversion to achieve that.  For one thing, let’s assume the remainder of the scoring consists of an opponent’s field goal (going up seven), and your last-second TD to get you within one point.  As we have seen, there are many reasons why you might wish to go for two on that final score so as to win the game (or lose it), in regulation.  Going for two when down six may provide you with that opportunity.


Trail by Seven

Kick it.   The chance of getting to -5 is not worth the possibility of getting nothing and remaining down seven. 

Trail by Eight

You’ve been behind 14 – 0 since halftime and you now score a touchdown with five minutes left in the game.  Your only realistic hope is to hold your opponent scoreless the rest of the way and punch in another TD yourself.  With the score now 14 – 6, do you kick the extra point or go for two?  As Richard C. Porter, an economist at the University of Michigan, pointed out in “Extra-Point Strategy in Football” (published in The American Statistician in 1967), you need to go for two.

Coaches virtually never do this, of course.  It is believed the last time an NFL coach went for two in this situation was in the Packers-Ravens game on October 14, 2001.  The Ravens, trailing 31 – 17, scored a touchdown with 38 seconds left in the game, went for two, failed, and lost the game 31 – 23.  The decision caused little stir at the time since the Ravens were unlikely to win the game anyway, and actually failed to recover the ensuing on-side kick.

Going for two is clearly the right move, however, and by a large margin.  Kicking an extra point when down eight points significantly decreases your chance of winning the game, and we have known this for fifty years.

Assume a fourteen-point deficit with five minutes left in the game.  Further assume you will hold your opponent scoreless in the remainder of regulation, but that you will score two touchdowns.  What conversion choices should you make to maximize your chance of winning the game?

Suppose you do what every NFL coach would do---kick two extra points in order to get to overtime.  Since you have a 94% chance of making each conversion, and a 50% chance of winning in overtime (this will fluctuate, but let’s call it 50%), your chance of winning the game is .94 x .94 x .50 = 44%.

Now what happens if you go for two on your first opportunity?  Well, if you make it (47%), all you have to do is kick an extra point (94%) on your second TD, and you win the game in regulation.  Your chance of winning this way is .47 x .94 = .44, the same as your chance of winning by kicking two extra points and going to OT.

You have additional chances, however.  Even if you miss your two-point conversion try (which you will do 53% of the time), you may make a two-pointer after your second touchdown (47%) to get you into overtime, where you will then have a 50% chance of winning.  The probability of this happening is .53 x .47 x .50 = 12.5%.

There is even another possibility.  Suppose you make your first two-point conversion (47%), then miss the kick after your second touchdown (6%).  This still gets you to overtime where your chance is, as we have postulated, 50%.  The probability of this branch of the tree awarding you a victory is .47 x .06 x .50 = 1.5%.

Summarizing, your chance of winning by kicking two one-point conversions is 44%.  Your strategy is simple: get to OT and then get lucky.  Your chance of winning by going for two on your first score, however is 44% plus 12.5% plus 1.5%, for a total of 58%.

The big difference between the two strategies is that kicking the two one-point conversions gives you NO possibility of winning the game in regulation.  Going for two, however, gives you a significant chance of winning in regulation in addition to a smaller chance of prevailing in OT.  By kicking, you are a dog to win the game even if you make the two touchdowns you need.  Going for two on the first score (assuming you get the second TD as well), makes you a favorite.

This particular flawed aspect of coachthink is one we have seen before.  In the interest of staying close or staying within striking distance or maximizing the chance of getting to overtime, coaches will actually reduce their probability of winning the game.  The mistake is understandable; the idea of going for two when down eight points is counterintuitive.  Nevertheless, there has to be somebody on the sideline whose job it is to keep his eyes on the biscuit.  The goal is NOT to “get to overtime;” the goal is, or should be, to win the game.

Trail by Nine 

This is another decision-point where most NFL coaches get it wrong, and for the same reason discussed above.  Down fifteen points (22 – 7, let’s say), with five minutes left in the game, the trailing team scores a TD.  Going for two might make it 22 – 15, though missing will leave them behind by nine points.  NFL coaches routinely (and incorrectly) kick the extra point here to leave themselves eight points behind.  They do this to stay “one score behind.”

But eight points is not one score behind, is it?  It is one thing to assume you will make an extra-point kick, but who dares to assume you can make a two-point conversion?  NFL teams only make them 47% of the time.

Fifteen points is not two scores.  It is either two or three and you won’t know how many it is until you try the two-point conversion.  Therefore, you should attempt it at your first opportunity.

Dick Vermeil got this one correct, by the way, on his chart from 1970.

Trail by Ten

As time winds down, it becomes essential to go for two so as to bring the lead down to eight points.  With time for more scoring (i.e., in the third quarter), the possibilities become so numerous that the arguments for one or two are not very compelling.

Trail by Eleven

Dick Vermeil says to go for two.  Other sideline charts say kick.  It is difficult to mount a convincing argument either way.  Following your conversion attempt, you will trail by nine, ten or eleven points, meaning that you will still need a field goal, a touchdown, and a conversion to win or tie.  Since the eleven-point difference, requiring a subsequent field goal and a touchdown and a two-point conversion, is most likely to occur if you now try a two and fail, I would kick in order to bring the deficit to ten.  Then, when you later score your field goal and TD, you can decide at that point whether to go for one or two.

Trail by Twelve

This is a close call, but you should go for two.  If you make it, a field goal will get you within seven, and then when you score a touchdown with two seconds left in the game, you have the option of kicking (to reach overtime), or trying a two in order to win or lose in regulation.  Down twelve, if you kick to get within eleven, your only (narrow) path is a field goal, a TD and a two-pointer.

This is another illustration of the principle that if you are going to have to go for two at some point, you are better off doing it at your first opportunity.  

Trail by Thirteen

Go for two.  If successful, you have a shot at tying the game with a field goal, a touchdown and a two-point conversion.

Trail by Fourteen

Kick.

Trail by Fifteen

For the same reason you go for two when you are down fourteen and score a touchdown, you also should go for two when you are down twenty-one and score a touchdown.  See TRAIL BY EIGHT.

Assuming you make the three TDs you need when you are down twenty-one, kicking three extra points gives you only a 41.5 % chance of winning the game.  You’re a serious dog.  Going for two on your first touchdown, when you are down fifteen, makes you a 55.8% favorite if you get the other two TDs.     

Trail by Sixteen

This occurs more often than you think.  Trailing by 22 points (e.g., 28 – 6 or 25 -3), a team will score a touchdown.  Almost invariably (I have not found a contrary instance in the NFL), the coach will kick an extra point.

This is another instance of the “stay close” or “eight points is one score” error.  Down 22, a coach (let’s call him Jim Harbaugh), will think, “OK, I need three touchdowns and four extra points to get us into OT.  Therefore, I need two kicks and one two-point conversion.  Therefore, I will kick after my first touchdown to cut the deficit to 15 (“two scores”), and I’ll kick again after the second touchdown to bring the gap down to 8 (“one score”).  And then finally, I’ll go for two to tie the game after the third TD.”

In Superbowl XLVII, played on February III, 2013, Harbaugh’s 49ers were trailing 28 – 6 when, midway through the third quarter, Michael Crabtree caught a 31-yard pass from Colin Kaepernick to make the score 28 – 12.  Harbaugh kicked.  Still in the third quarter, Frank Gore ran it in from the six-yard line, bringing the tally to 28 – 19.  Harbaugh again kicked to make the score 28 – 20.  Then, after each team added a field goal (the score now 31 – 23), San Francisco scored their third TD with 9:57 remaining in the game to make the score 31 – 29.  Harbaugh finally decided to go for two and missed.  Oops!  I guess we weren’t really three touchdowns down after all!  Unfortunately for Harbaugh, now that he realized he needed to score some more points, he was unable to (except for a last-second gift safety from the Ravens to seal the Baltimore victory).  Final score:  Baltimore 34 San Francisco 31.

Personally, I fire Harbaugh after this performance (though every other NFL coach would have done the same thing).  I fire him for refusing to get help in an area that he must have known he was unfamiliar with.  I mean, even Jim Harbaugh knows that he was not hired as coach of the 49ers to do math problems, so why not hire somebody who can?  His crime is especially unforgiveable considering he coached San Francisco, a city where there are approximately 14,000 Asian kids with 800s on their math SATs, any one of whom would have been thrilled to stand next to Harbaugh on the sidelines and tell him the right thing to do.

Let’s examine Harbaugh’s strategy.

First, assume the deficit is 22 points and assume the trailing team will score three touchdowns.  What conversion choices should be made in order to maximize the chance of victory?

Harbaugh’s plan is TD plus kick, then TD plus kick, then TD plus two-point conversion.  This gets him to overtime where his chance of winning is 50%.  Thus, Harbaugh’s probability of winning the game is .94 x .94 x .47 x .50 =
.208.

Suppose, however, that Harbaugh goes to two at his first opportunity.  If he succeeds, and then kicks after the second and third touchdowns, he is again in OT with a 50% chance of winning.  This probability is the same as above: .208.  (If you are only trying a two-point conversion one time, it obviously doesn’t matter which touchdown you attach it to.)

But what if he misses that first opportunity?  This gives him an additional chance to win the game that is not available if he waits until the final touchdown to try the two-pointer.  He can still tie the game by missing the first two but making a two after both the second and third touchdowns.  This additional possibility is .53 (missing a two-pointer) x .47 (making the second) x .47 (making the third) x .50 (winning in OT), for a total of 5.8%.  Harbaugh’s plan gives him a 20.8% chance of winning.  By trying the two-pointer after the first TD, the chances increase to 26.6%.

But even this is not the optimal strategy.

Go back and look at the TRAIL BY EIGHT section.  There is a thorough explanation of the counterintuitive finding that a team trailing by fourteen points must go for two when it scores its first touchdown.  Now apply that reasoning to the problem we are dealing with in this section.  Specifically, if you are trailing by twenty-two and you score a touchdown and make a two-point conversion, you will then be trailing by fourteen.  A subsequent touchdown puts you down eight, and this means you must go for two again!  In other words, when you trail by twenty-two points, you should go for two on both of your first two touchdowns.  (If you miss one of them, you’ll have to go for two on your third TD as well.)

Going for two on at least the first two touchdowns presents the following probabilities of winning which, since they are mutually exclusive, must be summed to arrive at the total chance of success:

1) TD plus two points AND TD plus two points AND TD plus kick.  This probability is .47 x .47 x .94 = 20.8%.  (Note: the twenty-three points wins in regulation, so there is no factoring in overtime chances.)

2) TD plus two points AND TD plus two points AND TD with missed kick AND winning in OT.  This probability is .47 x .47 x .06 x .50 = 0.6%

2) TD plus two points AND TD with missed conversion AND TD plus two points AND winning in OT.  This probability is .47 x .53 x .47 x .50 = 5.9%

3) TD with missed conversion AND TD plus two points AND TD plus two points AND winning in OT.  This probability is .53 x .47 x .47 x .50 = 5.9%.

Since 20.8% + 0.6% + 5.9% + 5.9% = 33.2%, this is the probability of winning the game if you go for two on the first two touchdowns.  You are 1 ½ times more likely to win the game by following this path than by using the standard strategy of kicking after the first two touchdowns and going for two only after the third one.

Lead by One

The obvious answer is to go for two, in order to stretch the lead to three points.  All of the Vermeilian sideline charts say so.

But be prepared to be second-guessed if you miss the two-point conversion and then lose the game.  This was the story in the aftermath of the Washington-Atlanta game on October 15, 2015.  There, with eight minutes left in regulation, the Redskins scored a TD to go ahead 13 – 12.  Washington coach Jay Gruden ordered a two-point try, which failed, and the Redskins ultimately lost the game 25 – 19, in overtime.

That night, in a lengthy article in USA Today, Chris Chase delivered his analysis.  In what may be the apotheosis of the “look-what-can-go-wrong” school of go-for-two theory, Chase blamed the Washington loss on Gruden’s decision to try a two-point conversion.  His conclusion: “Always take the points (or point, in this case).  Always.”  Chase does acknowledge certain “late-late” game situations where there is no alternative but a two-point conversion, but otherwise, there is apparently never a valid reason to go for two.  See: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/10/two-point-conversion-chart-up-one-point-nfl-teams-washington-redskins-went-for-two-atlanta-falcons-jay-gruden

My advice to football coaches:  do your best to win games, no matter what the Chris Chases of the world will say the next day.

Lead by Two

Everybody kicks this, but the correct answer is not so obvious.  Certainly the single point, stretching the lead to a field goal, is valuable, and will almost always make sense for the home team.  On the road, however, going for two virtually eliminates the chance of going to OT and, as noted, OT is not where visiting teams want to be.  Unless the visiting coach has strong reasons to think he will be a favorite to win in extra time, he should go for two.

Lead by Three

Kick.

Lead by Four

Kick.  Vermeil says go for two and other charts say kick.  Dick’s wrong about this one.  The only relevant scenario to be concerned about is: 1) other team scores TD for 7 or 8 points, and 2) you manage a FG to win or tie the game.  Getting the five-point lead matters.

Lead by Five

Go for two.  Make your lead seven points. 

Lead by Six

The obvious, and correct, decision is to kick.  However, it’s a closer call than you might think.  This is another situation where a visiting coach might reasonably decide to go for two if he has a good two-point conversion play in his pocket, if he has some injured players and doesn’t want any more of them, or if he just doesn’t care for his chances in OT.

Lead by Seven

The charts all say kick in this situation, and that’s what every NFL coach will do.  In fact, there is no difference in your chance of winning the game whether you go for one or two.

The calculations are long and complicated because of the many possibilities that must be considered and given probabilities, and I will not reproduce all the numbers here.  The question is this: assuming your opponent will score a touchdown in the remaining limited time of regulation (let’s call it three minutes), are you more likely to win the game by kicking or going for two when up by seven?

If you go for two and make it, you are up by nine and you’ve won the game.  That’s the easy one.  If you miss, however, your opponents may 1) tie you with a one-point conversion, sending the game to overtime, 2) beat you with a two-point conversion, 3) lose to you by missing a two-point conversion, or 4) lose to you by missing a kick.

Then there are all the possibilities if you go for one.

Adding it all up, if you score a touchdown that puts you up seven points in the closing minutes, you are approximately a 75% favorite to win this game whether you go for one or two, even assuming your opponent subsequently scores a touchdown.

Lead by Eight

Kick, of course.  Nine points ahead is exactly where you want to be.

Lead by Nine

At this point, once you are ahead by more than one score, it begins to matter less and less whether you go for one or two.  Going for two when up nine, and making it, puts you in a situation where an opposing touchdown AND a field goal cannot beat you in regulation.  On the other hand, getting the more-certain single point to stretch the lead to ten, seems at least as worthwhile.  All the charts say kick this, and I won’t argue.

Lead by Ten

The considerations here are quite similar to those in the previous entry.  Kick it.  Sure, going up by twelve (requiring the opponent to score two touchdowns), has some value, but I’ll take the single point.

Lead by Eleven

Obviously, you kick this.  Leading by eleven is a TD and a field goal (maybe); getting the twelfth point forces the other guys to score two touchdowns.

Lead by Twelve

And here you might as well go for two.  If the bad guys do score their two touchdowns, leading by thirteen rather than twelve is probably not going to help you, but if you add two, for a lead of fourteen, you might limp into OT and get lucky.



THE STUFF TO REMEMBER

This “Practical Guide” is not quite as practical as a simple gridlike chart a coach can consult on the sidelines.  Trailing by sixteen when he scores a touchdown, we can’t really expect a coach to pull out this treatise and read 800 words on the subject.  On the other hand, the charts invented by Dick Vermeil provide only crude approximations of the truth, and many of the specific entries are wrong.

A similar chart could be created out of the work presented here, and it would be better than the existing charts, and maybe that is one thing a coach might do to reduce the errors that are routinely made in the go-for-two decision.  More important, however, is that the insights contained here be understood and incorporated into his thinking.  Somebody else can do the math.

And that’s the first point.  These decisions have nothing to do with your “gut.”  These are math problems.  Some of them have clear answers and others are much more situation-dependent and nuanced, but none of them cares about your feelings.  And this presents you with a choice---either master the problems yourself or hire a geek to tell you what to do.  Jim Harbaugh might have won himself a Superbowl had he done so.  So find some math whiz from a local college and let him hang out on the sidelines, his only job being to run over and advise you whenever you score a TD.  Free hotdogs and a couple of Uber rides is all he will cost.

The next point: change your approach to the question of whether to go for two.  For almost all of everyone’s football career, it generally made sense to kick the point because, in the long run, you would score more points that way than if you went for two after every touchdown.  Now, with the scrimmage line for kicks pushed back to the 15-yard-line and the extra point no longer automatic, there is no longer a reason not to go for two.  It’s not a desperation move anymore.  So when in doubt, go for two.  You pay no price for doing so.

The traditional view, that going for two is a desperation tactic, is one reason coaches have put off the two-point conversion until they have no other choice.  This is why, when trailing by fifteen, a team that scores a touchdown will kick the extra point and defer the two-point attempt until its next touchdown.  This never made a lot of sense, but now it is indefensible.  When you are fifteen behind (with limited time remaining), there must be a two-pointer in your comeback run, and that means you are as likely to require three scores as you are to require two.  So unless there is some reason you don’t want to know how many times you have to score, you must go for two at your first opportunity.

The same issue arises in many score/time-remaining situations, but the rule is the same: if there is a two-point try somewhere in your future, do it NOW.  When you are trailing late in the game, the number of times you need to score is a very important question.  Get it answered as soon as you can.

Much of this Guide is concerned with the distinction, much ignored, between 1) winning the game, and 2) getting to overtime.  NFL coaches routinely lose sight of what should be their goal (winning the game), and instead pursue a different goal---getting to overtime.  The two goals are not identical.  In fact, they are often in conflict.

If you trail by eight points with one minute left in the game, the only way to win is to score a touchdown, make a two-point conversion, get to overtime and triumph there.  In that situation, the goals of getting to OT and winning the game are inseparable.  More often, however, the two goals will point in different directions.  To change the above example slightly, if you trail by seven points (rather than eight), with one minute remaining, there are many situations where kicking a point after your touchdown and heading for overtime is a mistake because it will reduce your probability of winning.  In that case, the rational coach will go for two in order to maximize his chances of winning the game even though it eliminates the possibility of overtime.  (These decisions also turn on the fact that home teams are usually a distinct favorite in overtime.)

The best explanation of this phenomenon is in the Trail by Eight section above, which examines a scenario where you are behind by fourteen points and you score a touchdown.  You must go for two in this spot because it significantly increases your chance of winning, even though it almost destroys any shot of getting to overtime.  As Thomas Aquinas taught us, all clear thinking begins by making distinctions.  For an NFL coach, one distinction that needs to be foremost in his thinking is that trying to get to overtime and trying to win the game are two different things.

Copyright2017MichaelKubacki  

Note: Additions, suggestions, corrections and arguments are welcome.


Wednesday, February 1, 2017

THE SUPERBOWL---2017

New England (-3) vs. Atlanta

This (let’s hope), is a classic.  The 2017 Superbowl pits the best Adjusted-Yards-Per-Pass team in the NFC against the best AYP team in the AFC.

Atlanta, with Matt Ryan and friends, notched an 8.1 AYP for the regular season.  (Second best in the NFC was Dallas, with 6.9.)  The Patriots dominated the AFC with a 7.7 AYP, with Oakland in second place at 6.2.  If nothing else, this Superbowl validates the theory that what is needed to get to the championship game is an ability to make big plays.

Other statistical measures suggest the teams are evenly matched.  New England has an edge in point differential---they are +12 while the Falcons are +8.5.  Over the last ten games, however (eight regular season and two playoff), both NE and Atlanta are +14.3 points.  The Falcons have also played a slightly tougher schedule (48% opponent win percentage) than the Patriots (43% opponent win percentage).

On the defensive side, there can be little doubt New England has an edge, having given up the fewest points of any NFL team.  Throughout the season, Atlanta has been near the bottom of that (scoring defense) list.   However, the gap has been closing rapidly, largely because the Falcons’ defense has gotten steadily better.  Throughout the first half of the season, New England gave up 16 points/game; over the second half, it was basically unchanged at 15.1.  Atlanta, however, allowed its opponents 29 points/game over the first eight games, but over the last ten games cut that number by more than a touchdown to 21.6 points/game.

People who know about such things attribute Atlanta’s improvement on defense to its secondary, which had to reinvent itself after Week 9 when all-Pro shutdown corner Desmond Trufant went down for the season.  Atlanta’s cover-3 zone is still the foundation of its pass defense, but the use of man-to-man coverage has increased every week, with noticeable results.  It is a very young group (two rookie LBs, a rookie safety and a rookie corner), but it is extremely fast and athletic, which is a prerequisite for successful man-to-man coverage.

Those same people (the ones who know about such things), point out that the only way to beat the Patriot offense (not that it’s easy), is with man-to-man coverage.  Patriot receivers are not necessarily the fastest in the league or the most superior athletes, but they are extremely skilled in the New England system of exploiting zone vulnerabilities and finding empty places in the coverage scheme.  Brady is viewed as the best in the league at picking zones apart.  Only a defense that can play man-to-man (and not every defense has the speed to do it), can potentially give Brady problems.

I’m taking Atlanta in this Superbowl, largely because there is little to choose from between these teams and with the Falcons, I get three points.  An additional rationale is that Atlanta still seems to be improving week-to-week.  I expect a close game, and a last-minute field goal could well be the difference.

What I don’t expect is a shootout.  The average score of the last eight New England games was 28 – 15, for a total of 43 points.  The average of Atlanta games was 35 – 22 (total=57).  So how do we get an over/under of 59 points?  The defense for both of these teams has been improving as the season and the playoffs have unfolded, so why, suddenly, are we to expect an Arena Football game?  In addition, many coaches become a bit timid and conservative when thrust into the Superbowl spotlight, and that tends to hold down scoring.  In the L Superbowls played so far, only VIII have seen total points of 60 or more.

I take Atlanta (-3), but I do so somewhat reluctantly, understanding that betting against the Patriots has not traditionally been a path to riches.  I eagerly take the under 59, however.  I will be genuinely surprised if these teams score 60 or more.


Copyright2017MichaelKubacki    

Thursday, January 19, 2017

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS 2017

Green Bay @ Atlanta (-5)

If you believe in the magical march of Aaron Rodgers to the NFL Championship, pay no attention to me.  But if the Yards/Pass metric has any validity, Atlanta should dominate this game.

The Falcons’ AYP is 8.1 and Green Bay’s is 6.1.  Atlanta’s defensive AYP is better as well.  Finally, Atlanta’s point differential is 8 ½ points per game; the Packers was 2 ½.

Take the Falcons and lay the 5.

Pittsburgh @ New England (-6)

The Patriots also dominate all the categories we care about.  Point differential is 12 points per game, while Pittsburgh’s is 4 ½.  The Pats have an AYP of 7.7; the Steelers are at 5.8.  The New England pass defense also appears slightly stronger than Pittsburgh’s.

Yes, six points is a lot to lay in a Conference Championship game.  Still, I’m laying it.


Copyright2017MichaelKubacki

Thursday, January 12, 2017

DIVISION WEEKEND---2017

Seattle at Atlanta (-5)

This line opened at 3 ½ and now is 5.  I’m still taking Atlanta, which has the best AYP (8.1) in either Conference.  Seattle’s AYP is 6.2.  Atlanta also boasts a point differential of 8 ½ points, second only to New England.

Russell Wilson had a very nice game against the Lions, with 210 yards on 30 attempts, and no interceptions.  An important reason they won, however, was the sudden appearance of the Seahawks’ running game, which had been largely absent all season.  It was too much for the Lions.  Even so, the score was only 10-6 after three quarters, so the final tally of 26-6 is not as impressive as it looks.

Taking Atlanta means you don’t believe the Seahawks have the shut-down pass defense that made them famous.  They don’t.  Seattle’s defensive AYP this year was 5.7.  Seven of the twelve playoff teams had a better number, including Atlanta.

Houston at New England (-15 ½)

There is no way to handicap a line like this in the playoffs.  The Patriots have the highest AYP (7.7) in the AFC, and Houston has the lowest (4.1).  New England outscored its opponents by 12 points per game.  Houston was outscored by a field goal, on average, every time they took the field.

New England will win and there is no reason to believe the game will be close.  However, they may win by 10 after leading by 30, or they may win by 30 after leading by 30.

Pass.

Pittsburgh at Kansas City (-1)

The Steelers opened in Vegas as a 1-point favorite and now are a 1-point dog.  KC wins the AYP battle 6.1 to 5.8.  They also lead in defensive AYP 5.1 to 5.5.  Point differential is the same.  And the game is in KC.

KC should be favored by 4 or 5 points.  They are not because 1) there are way more Steelers fans than Chiefs fans, and 2) Le’Veon Bell reinvented the running back position in the Dolphins game.

Bell is a nice running back.  In fact, he was 5th best in the NFL in 2016.  However, his 167 yards last week was more the result of Miami’s injured defensive line than Le’Veon’s unstoppable nature.  The evidence of that is the way he gained those yards, which the announcers tried to tell us was something new under the sun.

Hesitation before picking a hole and running through it is a luxury that runners rarely have, but if the offensive is totally dominating the line of scrimmage, it’s what a back should do.  O.J. Simpson did it.  Jim Brown did it.  When there is NO penetration by the defense into the offensive backfield, the smart thing to do is pause for a half-second to find the best path.

Le’Veon may have a decent game against KC, but the story of the Miami game was the Dolphin injuries.

Take KC.  Lay the point.

Green Bay at Dallas (-4 ½)

The Dallas AYP is 6.9.  Green Bay’s is 6.1.   Dallas’ point differential is 7; Green Bay’s is 2 ½.  Dallas has the better numbers.

On the other side, there is Aaron Rodgers vs. Dak (don’t call me “Dakota”) Prescott.  Rodgers had a wonderful game (331 yards, 40 atts, no ints) against a very good Giants defense.  Dak, however, had a genuinely great season, with a passer rating of 104.9 (vs. Rodgers’ 104.2).  He also has a running game that must be respected, while Green Bay does not.  But now, in the playoffs, he’s a rookie again, while Rodgers already owns some jewelry.

I think Dallas wins this game, but I feel little confidence in laying 4 ½ points on them.  I pass.


Copyright2017MichaelKubacki     

Friday, January 6, 2017

THE 2017 NFL PLAYOFFS---Revenge of the Truthers

The analytic process here remains the same.  I calculate a number we call Adjusted Yards per Pass (“AYP”) for each of the playoff teams.  Total yards gained through the air is first reduced by fifty yards for each interception, and then divided by the number of pass attempts.  This year, for example, Atlanta gained 4725 passing yards with 7 interceptions.  I subtract 350 (which is 7 x 50), from the 4725.  This yields 4375, which I then divide by Atlanta’s 537 attempts.  This yields an AYP of 8.1.

AYP is a measure of a team’s ability to throw the ball down the field, or more generally, to make a “big play.”  Historically, this is closely correlated with a team’s likelihood of both getting to the Superbowl and winning it.  Other factors that people think are correlated with winning a Superbowl are not.  The league’s best running attack almost never wins the championship.  Neither does the league’s best scoring defense.  There is nothing detrimental, in football terms, with either of these qualities, of course.  A great defense may carry you deep into the playoffs, for example.  It just doesn’t put the ring on your finger.  This is why MVPs tend to have names like Brady, Montana, Bradshaw and Manning.

Since the AYP is easy to calculate, I also figure the defensive AYP for playoff teams.  This would be the adjusted yards/pass for a team’s opponents over the course of the season.  I don’t believe it’s nearly as important as the offensive AYP, but it is suggestive of the quality of a pass defense.  A defense that records 25 interceptions over a season is probably better than a defense with 8.  I assume it is, in any case.

I also note point differential, prior meetings between teams, injuries, and other items.  Then I tell you who’s going to win.  And as you know, I’ve never been wrong.

The Pretenders---Pittsburgh, Houston, Oakland, Miami, Green Bay and Detroit.

Some of these are obvious.  There are three teams that have been outscored over the course of the season: Houston, Miami and Detroit.  Nobody is picking these guys to get very far.  Oakland’s AYP is 6.2, the second-best in the AFC, so they would normally merit at least some grudging respect in the tournament, but the injury to Mr. Carr, their quarterback, and their lack of a competent backup, renders them a non-factor.  They scored only 6 points in an important Week 17 game, and they are listed as dogs to the pitiful Oilers.  Woulda coulda shoulda.

The presence of Green Bay and Pittsburgh on the “obvious loser” list may be a bit of a surprise for some, especially since they have (combined) won their last 13 regular-season games.  They also each feature a QB in possession of Superbowl jewelry.  The AYP for these teams is the story, however.  Pittsburgh’s is 5.8 and Green Bay’s is 6.1, and these numbers put them each no better than 5th-best in the AFC and NFC respectively.  Their defensive AYPs also put them near the bottom of the playoff-team defensive AYP list.  Finally, Green Bay has outscored its opponents by only 2 ½ points and Pittsburgh’s point differential is just 4 ½.  Neither of these teams has made a habit of crushing their opposition, and that is NOT a good sign.

(A side note: as Bill James first demonstrated, the hallmark of a good team is its record in lop-sided games, not close ones.  In baseball, a team’s record in one-run games is often cited as a measure of quality, but in fact, one-run games are usually decided in a single lucky moment.  Thus, teams with a great record in one-run games in one year usually revert to the mean in the following year.  James pointed out, however, that a team with a great record in games decided by 4 runs usually gets to the playoffs, and will probably get to the playoffs the following year as well.  Since James did this research, it has been done in other sports, and the results are largely the same.  Good teams may or may not squeak past other good teams; what they usually do, however, is crush the weaklings.)

Could Get Lucky---KC, Seattle, NYG.

These teams are in this category for different reasons.  KC makes the list because they have the second-best numbers in the AFC, even though they are far behind New England.  KC’s 6.1 AYP qualifies as the third best in the AFC, and their 5.1 defensive AYP is the best in the tournament.  Also, assuming they will have to play the Patriots, they get to wait until the 3rd week of the playoffs to do so.  I’m not looking for 2017 to be the year Andy Reid finally breaks through, but if the obvious favorites stumble, KC is well positioned.

Seattle has the third-best AYP in the NFC and the third-best defensive AYP.  Also, of the teams that have to play in the wild-card round, the Seahawks appear to have at least a plausible path to glory.  They’re still Seattle, for one thing, and their secondary gives them a chance against pass-heavy teams like Detroit (an easy match-up) and Atlanta, their certain 2nd round opponent (assuming the win over the Lions).  Then they would have to (probably) beat both Dallas and New England, of course, so maybe “Could Get Lucky” seems a bit of a stretch.  Still….

As for the Giants, they have the worst AYP in the NFC (though they do have the best defensive AYP).  In addition, they have only outscored their opponents by 1.5 points per game.  If science is my grail, this un-scary 11 – 5 wild card team is worthy of very little respect.  Why then, would I give them at least half a chance to surprise?

There is one reason I put them on the Could Get Lucky list.  It’s because they have gotten lucky before.  I wrote them off completely in both 2008 and 2012, and they won the Superbowl both times.  In 2008, you may recall that Eli was the guy who took the trophy away from the 18 – 0 Patriots.  That was a year the Giants went 10 – 6.

The Contenders---New England, Dallas, Atlanta.

New England’s numbers dominate the AFC playoff list.  They outscored their foes by 12 points per game; the next best (KC) was 5 points.  The Patriots’ AYP is 7.7; second place is KC with 6.1.  Their defensive AYP is 5.3, which is merely on par with all the others, but certainly not worse.  They have won seven games in a row, all by at least a touchdown, and the last time they had a close game was their loss to Seattle, 31-24, on November 13.  And, of course, they don’t have to leave New England until they head off to the Superbowl.

The highest AYP in the league, however, is 8.1 and it does not belong to the Patriots, but to the Falcons, who outscored opponents by 8.5 points per game.  In the past, I have described Matt Ryan as a “mutt,” and for good reason.  His history is that of coming up small in the biggest spots, and this year may prove no different.  Ryan has never come close to putting up the kind of passing numbers he did this year, however.  Second only to Drew Brees in total yards, Ryan achieved a league-leading 117.1 QB rating (Brady was 2nd at 112.2).  Ryan’s 38/7 TD/INT ratio also jumps off the stat page, though Rodgers’ 40/7 and Brady’s 28/2 cannot, under current federal regulations, be described as “chopped liver.”  Is it possible Matt Ryan has finally figured it all out?  Is it possible the team around him (e.g., Devonta Freeman as an emerging star all-purpose back), is good enough to challenge for the top prize?  Is it possible that the defense, though not great, is adequate?  Yep.  It is possible.

Then there’s the stinkin Cowboys, and while they come in second to the Falcons in the NFC, they are by far the best of the rest.  Point differential is 7.  AYP is 6.9 (behind Atlanta but way ahead of Seattle’s 3rd-best 6.2).  Then there is the best running game in the playoffs, featuring Ezekiel Elliott.  THE GREATEST OFFENSIVE LINE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, however, is somewhat beat up at the moment, and they were more than a little over-rated even when everybody was healthy.  Also, the next time a rookie quarterback wins the Superbowl, he will be the first rookie quarterback to do so.  (Listening, Dak?)

Still, if you’re looking for somebody to tell you the stinkin Cowboys have no shot, you’ll have to look elsewhere.

WILDCARD GAMES

Oakland @ Houston (-3 ½)

Oakland is starting a QB who has never started an NFL game.  Houston has tapped Osweiler who, while he has played 15 games this year, brings in a personal AYP of 4.2, with 15 TD passes, 16 INTs and a QB rating of 72.2.  You don’t usually see NFL passer ratings that low because guys who put up numbers like that don’t get to play anymore.  But he’s the best the Texans have to offer.

This could be an ugly game, and I would take Houston if I had to choose, just because they are at home.  I pass.

Consider the total, however, which is 36.5.  The Texans only averaged about 20 points/game when they were reasonably healthy, and it may not be possible for Oakland to score at all.  I go UNDER the 36.5

Detroit @ Seattle (-8)

Stafford has not played well since he hurt his finger a few weeks ago, and Detroit has lost their last three games.  In addition, while the Seattle pass defense ain’t what it used to be, Detroit is just the sort of pass-dependent squad the Seahawks are capable of devouring.  What bothers me is laying 8 points with the suddenly-anemic Seattle offense.  I will be amazed if the Lions win this, but it may turn out to be a low-scoring game with Detroit staying close throughout.  Pass.

Miami @ Pittsburgh (-10)

Miami beat Pittsburgh 30 – 15 on October 26 in Miami.  Roethlisberger got banged around some and did not play the entire game.  Also, this was before the Steelers somehow found their qi and won the last seven games of the season.

Still….  This does not appear to be the sort of Dolphins team that, every six years or so, gets lucky enough to qualify as the loser of a wildcard game before slithering back into the python-infested muck of the Everglades for another half a decade of obscurity and 5 – 11 seasons.  One looks at the 2016-17 Fish, checklist in hand, and one’s pencil begins to dance across the page.  Defensive line?  Check.  Secondary?  Check.  Offensive line?  Yeah, sort-of.  Running game? Check.  Quarterback?  Well, there are worse QBs who have won the Superbowl, and at least this one is not named Chad.

(Beginning in 2002, state law in Florida provided that the starting quarterback for the Miami Dolphins could only be named Chad.  The statute was passed by Democrats bitter over the “hanging chads” that they believed had denied Al Gore the presidency in 2000.   In 2014, Governor Rick Scott, a Republican, finally signed a bill repealing this law and permitting Ryan Tannehill to start for the Fish.)

I’m not predicting the Dolphins will win the Superbowl, and I’m not even predicting they will beat the Steelers.  I am saying that the Dolphins now have a real football team that belongs in the playoffs.  It is also a team that beat these Pittsburghers two months ago and now is getting ten points.

I know Pittsburgh is a real playoff team, and I know they’ve won 7 in a row or 23 in a row or 126 games in a row, or whatever the hell it is, and I also know there are some meaningful injuries to various Dolphins, including Tannehill.  Nevertheless, I’m taking the points.

New York Giants @ Green Bay (-5 ½)


Trivia question: What two things do these guys all have in common---
Bart Starr, Joe Namath, Len Dawson, John Unitas, Roger Staubach, Bob Griese, Terry Bradshaw, Ken Stabler, Jim Plunkett, Joe Montana, Joe Thiesmann, Jim McMahon, Phil Simms, Doug Williams, Jeff Hostetler, Mark Rypien, Troy Aikman, Brett Favre, John Elway, Kurt Warner, Trent Dilfer, Tom Brady, Brad Johnson, Ben Roethlisberger, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Joe Flacco and Russell Wilson?

Answer: They are 1) Superbowl-winning quarterbacks, and 2) the best quarterbacks in their families.

Earlier, I mentioned 2008, when Eli Manning took his 10 – 6 Giants to the dance and beat the undefeated New England Patriots.  In 2012, Eli did it again, this time with a 9 – 7 squad against the 15 – 3 Pats.  New England had a well-known quarterback in both these games.  You may even have heard of him.  Tom Brady has won four of the six Superbowls he has started.  The only two he lost were to Eli.

My point is: it’s apparently very hard to get ANY respect in the NFL if you are not the best quarterback in your family, even if you are the only guy to beat Tom Brady in a Superbowl, and you’ve done it twice!!!!!!

Ah, but this is Lambeau, you say.  This is the freakin frozen tundra!  And Aaron Rodgers is playing for the Packers and he promised they would win their last six games and then they won their last six games!  I mean, Holy Prognostication, Batman!!!!

Well if that’s what you think, then return with me to yesteryear, little grasshopper.  In particular, to 2008 and 2012.  Brady and the Pats were not the only team Eli beat in those years.  The path to the Superbowl is always a jagged and uneven journey, fraught with hippogriffs and tsunamis and even tundras.

On January 20, 2008, the Giants donned warm sweaters for their trip to Lambeau Field and the NFC Championship Game, because the temperature that day was absolute zero and all molecular and atomic movement had ceased two hours before kickoff.  Nevertheless, the despised Eli Manning felled the legendary Brett Favre (maybe you’ve heard of him too), in a thrilling 23 – 20 overtime victory.

A fluke, you say?  Let’s climb into the Wayback Machine once again and visit the frozen frickin tundra on January 15, 2012.  This time, we watch the Divisional Playoff as Eli and his helpers (they were 9 – 7, remember), demolish the 15 – 1 Green Bay Packers by a 37 – 20 tally.  The temperature that day was not recorded officially because all mercury in the state of Wisconsin had frozen solid a couple days before Christmas, but the paper reported that one of the Packers fans in attendance had described the weather that day as “a bit chilly.”  Oh, and the GB QB?  That was a guy named Aaron Rodgers.

I’m taking the Giants in this game, in case you haven’t guessed.  I love the 5 ½ points I’m getting, but I will be disappointed if the NY Giants don’t win outright.

There’s even a 911 truther angle to this game, as was explained to me by the guy who delivers Pepsi products at my Target.  The Giants, see, well, they’re from New York so that’s an obvious 911 team, and then there’s the Patriots, and they’re called the Patriots so that’s patriotic, and plus they’re from Boston where most of the terrorists took off from on 911.

That’s why, five years after 911, in 2008, the New York Giants beat the Patriots (who are actually sort-of the terrorists).  And then five years later, on the tenth anniversary of 911 (in 2012), the New Yorkers did it again against the same damn Patriot/Terrorists.

All of this sets us up for the Superbowl this year, which will be the 15th anniversary of 911 (in a way).  It has to be the Giants and it has to be the Patriots in the Superbowl this year.  And Eli gets another ring.

Works for me, though I suggest you not stare too deeply into the calendar work that gets you celebrating the fifth anniversary of 9-11-01 in February of 2008.  Equating the Patriots with al-Qaeda, with Belichick as Osama bin Laden---well, I suspect that does get a few nods from the gallery.


Copyright2017MichaelKubacki

Monday, June 13, 2016

SOME OBSERVATIONS ON THE ORLANDO MURDERS

    On occasions like this, I turn to leftwing news sources to see what the official line is.  Not surprisingly, this event was basically an anti-gay hate crime made possible because our gun laws (damn the NRA!) are too loose.  This song was on all their lips well before noon.  It started with some local Florida Democrats, then Obama pounded it home, and then it was reinforced by every Democratic politician that CNN and MSNBC could find.  I looked at a few leftie newspapers on Monday morning, and they all took the same tack.

    As Mark Steyn (Monday’s Limbaugh sub) pointed out, all the European papers had “ISIS” in their headlines.  In the US, ISIS tended to show up somewhere in paragraph 6.

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    As I and 10,000 other people have pointed out, ALL mass shootings in America occur in gun-free zones.  This is simply the latest.  They will continue to happen until gun-free zones are outlawed across the country. 

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    An event like makes it much more likely that Donald Trump will be your 45th President.

Copyright2016MichaelKubacki

  

Saturday, May 28, 2016

THE USES OF THE JEWS


I’ve mentioned Benny before in these pages.  He is the maintenance man at the store where I work, and he’s the sort of guy who can fix anything.  Plumbing, electric, ceilings, floors, refrigeration, heating and cooling---you name it.  In addition to his job, he has a side business buying cars, restoring and reselling them.  He could probably fix your pacemaker if you gave him the instruction manual, a sharp knife, and an anatomy book.

The other day, I mentioned to him that I had taken my mother-in-law to the National Jewish Museum down at Fifth and Market in Philadelphia, and that we had enjoyed the trip.  He told me he had been there about a year ago with his daughters (who are eight- and ten-years old), and he agreed the place was well put together and said he was glad they had gone.

(Picturing Benny at the National Jewish Museum is itself amusing.  He is built like a fireplug, with a pointy, satanic beard.  Both arms are covered with tattoos that appear to encase his arms in dark, heavy chains.  He also has several piercings in his eyebrows and a five-inch-long, Frankenstein-type bolt that goes through the back of his neck.  At a glance, he appears to be a one-man Puerto Rican biker gang from hell, and imagining him strolling through the NJM, where the typical visitors are a 65-ish Jewish couple from the Main Line, made me smile.

The image is false, by the way.  I’m sure Benny is street-wise, but he’s a pussycat.  Since he has daughters, I once asked him how many times he had seen “Frozen,” the Disney movie.  “Double-digits,” he said, rolling his eyes.  “I know every fucking song by heart.”)

“So my daughters came home from school last year, and it must have been around Puerto Rican Day or something, and they start telling me about how poor the Puerto Ricans were in the 50’s and 60’s and how they had to leave the island, and how hard it was to find work, and then the Anglos were discriminating against them, and so on and so on and so on.  And you know, I just hate that shit they feed them in school.  I hate that victim shit.  We’re not victims.  I’m not a goddamn victim!  We have a house, we have cars and computers and a flat-screen and there’s food on the table.

“So I took them down to the Jewish Museum, and we walked through the whole place and read all the exhibits, and a few times, I made sure to tell them, ‘Now look at this.  You think Puerto Ricans had it tough?  Well, look what those bastards did to the Jews!!’

 “And that’s the last I heard of that crap about how pitiful the Puerto Ricans are.  Great museum.  Very useful.”


Copyright2016MichaelKubacki

Sunday, May 15, 2016

HILLARY? REALLY?

I don’t remember the last time Pennsylvania’s presidential primaries mattered.  They are held so late in the primary season that the races are almost always decided by the time we get to vote.  This year, however, on April 26, Hillary and Bernie and Donald and Ted and John were all over the place.

Here’s what surprised me: the number of apparently normal, even somewhat informed friends and acquaintances who were voting for Hillary as if it were the most natural thing in the world.  Of all the unexpected things that have happened this election season, this is the most puzzling.  The Trump phenomenon is a strange one, to be sure, and I didn’t see it coming, but I have come to understand it.  The matter-of-fact acceptance of Hillary as someone one might vote for, however, remains a mystery.

Now, let’s be clear.  I understand liberals.  I know how they think.  I am surrounded by liberals and I always have been.  I live in Philadelphia, where there has not been a Republican mayor in my lifetime.  I do not know a single person who lives here and is registered Republican.  So when people I know vote for Al Gore or John Kerry or Obama, or our various left-wing Congressmen and City Councilmen and Mayors, it doesn’t surprise me in the least.  I get it.

But Hillary?  Doesn’t she belong in a completely different category?  Is there NO level of depravity and corruption that will make a liberal Democrat pause and think, “Well, wait a minute.  I know she’s the anointed one this cycle and I know she’s a liberal and a Democrat, but I don’t have to vote for her, do I?  I mean, why can’t I vote for O.J. this time?  That way, I wouldn’t feel so dirty.”

If these Hillary voters were kids who don’t know anything, that would be understandable, I guess.  But the kids are voting for Bernie.  The Hillary voters I’m talking about, the ones I know, are older.  They’re my age.  Hillary voters in general are over fifty.  And that’s what I can’t fathom.  The people voting for Hillary are people who know the Clintons.  They’re old enough to remember the Clinton presidency, and Hillary’s role in it, and the Senate election, and the election campaign of 2008, and the Secretary of State years.

And yet, somehow it doesn’t matter.  Really?  It doesn’t matter that they trashed the White House ($20,000 in damages), before they handed it over to the Bushes?  It doesn’t matter that they rented out the Lincoln Bedroom?  It doesn’t matter that they sold presidential pardons?  It doesn’t matter that Bill pardoned Puerto Rican terrorists in order to curry favor for Hillary with New York Puerto Ricans for her Senate campaign?  It doesn’t matter that they stole the freaking White House china when they left office and later had to give it back??

And I’ve barely touched the surface here.  There’s the Rose Law Firm records that were subpoenaed but which she couldn’t find even though they were in her bedroom for two years.  And her miraculous $100K profit on cattle futures.  And the execution of Ricky Ray Rector in Arkansas in 1992.  And the Rwandan genocide that Bill could have stopped with a phone call, but couldn’t be bothered.

I mean, why not vote for one of the million liberals, good Democrats all, who DON’T run a money-laundering operation that spends only 10% of its budget on actual charitable work.  Hey, you tin-pot psychotic dictators---do you want the private cell phone number of the US Secretary of State?  Do you want her to come to your broken-down hellhole of a country and legitimize you, treat you like David Cameron?  Well, all you have to do is book her husband for a million bucks or so in speeches.  Sweep off the tarmac.  Here she comes.

There’s so much of it, and it never ends.  There apparently has never been a time in her life when she was not crooked.  In 1974, even before anybody knew her name, she was fired for dishonesty from her job as an intern on the Watergate Committee.  Yes, that Watergate Committee.  And to the Democratic geezers and baby-boomers voting for her, none of this matters?

If nothing else, how can anyone vote for a person who, at Andrews Air Force Base on September 14, 2012, while standing over the bodies of four Americans murdered at Benghazi, lied to their grieving relatives by blaming the murders on an internet video, a ridiculous story she knew to be false?  How can Democrats vote for a woman who would do such a thing?


Copyright2016MichaelKubacki

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

BATHROOMS

    The reaction of most people to the transgender bathroom wars (North Carolina, Target, etc.), is “Why?”  After all, it’s not like this was a problem.  Nobody ever told a transgender person to get out of a particular public bathroom, did they?  Because if there had been such a case, we would all know the name of the poor beleaguered soul who had been embarrassed and humiliated by us Christian, Bible-thumping haters when all he or she had ever wanted to do was take a leak.  It would be Rosa (or Roosevelt) Parks all over again.  So why, suddenly, and for no apparent reason, are places like Charlotte passing laws making it a violation of law to question anybody, of any sex, with any sort of sexual organ or organs or secondary sexual characteristics, about their choice of a public restroom?  Why can’t a store manager ask a guy with a full beard, tattoos up both arms, a well-earned reputation as a child molester, and a boner in his pants why he is going into the little-girls’ room?

    There was no need for these laws.  There is no epidemic of anti-transgender bathroom discrimination, is there?  In fact, it hasn’t happened even once.  So why did the radical left start this war?

    The only purpose was to excite a reaction from the state legislature in North Carolina, which promptly restored the status quo by annulling Charlotte’s ordinance.  Recognizing that the subject matter did not need to be addressed in the first place, and that all Charlotte was doing was to encourage frivolous lawsuits, the state shut down the entire issue.

    And this is exactly what the radicals in Charlotte wanted---a war.  Charlotte could now wail that it had been trying to prevent the scourge of anti-transgender discrimination that was sweeping the nation, and to protect the (four? five?) transgender people in Charlotte from the degradation of being questioned about which bathroom they were using, even though they had never been questioned about it before.  It doesn’t matter that there was no underlying problem.  Once the state reacted, the activists could accuse them of bigotry.

    From the French Revolution to the Soviet Union, from Mao’s China to the faculty lounge at Harvard, the people who want the state to rule every aspect of our lives hate two institutions that have been foremost in human hearts and minds since we all emerged from the caves.  Marriage and religion are the two things that drive totalitarians mad because they are the only things that prevent most people from having a primary loyalty to the state.  One of Stalin’s biggest disappointments was his inability to break the emotional bond of marriage that made spouses cherish each other more than they loved the Soviet Union.  And while churches were destroyed and clerics murdered, the Soviets were unable to obliterate their subjects’ love for God.

    In Obama’s America, this battle continues.  The assault on religious freedom (explicitly protected by the 1st Amendment) is relentless, with Obama repeatedly characterizing the Constitutional right as merely a “freedom to worship” while demanding that his federal government define the actual mission of religious institutions like Notre Dame University and the Little Sisters of the Poor.  And as for the marriage that humans have recognized for millennia, it has now been transformed, warped, its original purpose disguised behind an array of feel-good justifications including a state-mandated recognition of love, self-esteem and self-actualization.  For ten thousand years, marriage provided safety for women and children, and allowed families to flourish.  That original meaning is still there, somewhere, but since the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell, it is buried under rainbow flags and waves of narcissism.  I gotta be me, you know---that’s the real purpose of marriage, according to Justice Kennedy.  Our children will now be somewhat confused about the meaning of marriage, and its purpose; our children’s children will have no idea what it once meant.  Obama has succeeded in a way Stalin could only dream of.

    So for the radicals, the Charlotte bathroom law is necessary, even though it addresses no existing problem, because it starts a fight over the two beasts the Left forever dreams of slaying.  Issues like this (and LGBT issues in general), are twofers.  They provide a path to attack both religious freedom and the family.  For those that dream of an all-powerful state, they are irresistible.  It’s an opportunity to make their case that all our traditional beliefs about sex and gender and family are hateful and discriminatory.

    And where do our hateful ideas come from?  Where do we get the idea that people with penises are men, and that they are different from women?  And who told us that men and women should marry each other and have children and raise those children?  These most fundamental notions of the sexes and marriage and family come from the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Quran, and other religious traditions from around the world, all of which are in basic agreement on these points.  That is why, once these scriptures are thoroughly discredited, they will have to be suppressed.


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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

HARRIET TUBMAN


Many, many Black History Months ago, when my son Tex was in third grade, Harriet Tubman was the subject of a “module,” (or whatever they call them) in his history class.  It was a lengthy module.  He was required to study the adventures of Ms. Tubman and construct a time-line of her life.  Tex is not a complainer, but wife and self could not help but notice he was not enjoying the module.  I can’t say exactly what it was that annoyed him about the project because he is not the sort to discuss these occasional disturbances to his fundamental sang-froid, but suffice it to say that Sandy and I were careful not to use the words “Harriet” or “Tubman” or “Harriet Tubman” around him for quite a while.  A few days ago, when I mentioned the Tubman-for-Jackson currency swap in a phone conversation, icicles began forming on the telephone I was holding.  I had tried to make a little joke about Harriet Tubman.  But apparently, it’s still too soon.

So we have strong feelings about Harriet Tubman in our family.  Personally, I like her.  She’s mostly known for helping slaves to escape the South via the Underground Railroad, and God bless her for it, but there were many people who did that perilous work and she was far from the most prominent.  Much more impressive, I think, was her work as a spy for the Union during the Civil War.

The job was not less dangerous than helping slaves to freedom, and she was apparently extraordinarily good at it.  Her sources, of course, were blacks living in the Confederacy who knew, through their work for their masters, what the plans were, where troops and supplies were being moved, and so on.  Though they would be reluctant to risk their lives sharing that information with a white spy who had snuck across enemy lines from the North, they trusted Harriet Tubman.  Not only was she black, but they knew who she was and what she had done.  To most white southerners, she was just some anonymous colored woman, so she was usually able to pass unnoticed by the authorities.  Some have argued she was the most valuable intelligence asset the North had during the war.
 
In addition, she was a devout Christian woman her whole life and she always carried a gun.  I mean, what’s not to like?

And Andrew Jackson?  Well, he won the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812, so he was a genuine war hero, and he was a popular legislator in the House and the Senate, and he became the seventh president, and he owned hundreds of slaves and he founded the Democratic Party (the party of slavery).  So he’s a mixed bag at best.  I hate it when people in the past are judged by modern standards, so let’s not do that, but does he really deserve to be on the twenty?  I mean, forget about Harriet Tubman for a minute.  I can think of half a dozen old dead white guys I’d rather see on that bill.  Why not John Adams?  Why not Thomas Paine?

Let’s be clear.  The decision to replace Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman is solely based in political correctness.  For the Obama Administration, this is about getting rid of an ODWG and putting a righteous sister on some money.  In fact, however, they chose the correct ODWG and the correct sister.  I assume it was an accident, actually.  I assume it was done because Obama’s crew doesn’t know much about history.  If they did, they would never have picked an armed, Republican, devout Christian to replace the founder of the Democratic Party.  But in spite of themselves, they got it right.

The problem, however, is not this Tubman-for-Jackson switcheroo.  It’s that Obama wants to get all the ODWGs off the money and replace them with representatives of modern victim groups.  Jackson, however, is the low-hanging fruit of the ODWGs; there will be some serious bitching (at least from me), if they try to remove any of the others.

Washington and Lincoln?  No way.  Jefferson?  Well, Jefferson certainly has his detractors, but his founding father cred is untouchable.  He did write the Declaration of Independence, after all, and more than doubled the size of the country with the Louisiana Purchase.  Then there’s Alexander Hamilton, who started the mint and the national bank and wrote most of the Federalist Papers and now stars in his own hip-hop musical on Broadway.  And Ben Franklin?  Nobody will take old Ben off the hundred.  I mean, it wouldn’t be a Benjamin any more.  Even the lefties like him because they think he was an atheist.

All of which brings us to Ulysses S. Grant.  And let’s face it.  He was not a founding father, he was born way too late to fight the Revolutionary War, and he had no role in building the fledgling republic.  Nevertheless, the $50 bill is the coolest-looking currency we have.  Grant looks like a general, a winner, and a tough SOB.  Grant, with his steely eyes and a half-smile pushing through that bushy beard, is just about the manliest man we have on our money.  He looks like he just kicked Robert E. Lee’s butt halfway to Appomattox Courthouse.  I always use fifties when I’m buying my flame-throwers, Tennessee whiskey, chain saws and other manly stuff.
 
I’d hate to see him replaced by Margaret Sanger.

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Sunday, March 6, 2016

WHY TRUMP?

Consider the following:

·        The Department of Justice refuses to seek statutory minimum sentences in criminal drug cases though it is required to by law.

·        The Little Sisters of the Poor are forced by the government to pay for abortions.

·        Hundreds of self-proclaimed “sanctuary cities,” which refuse to enforce federal immigration laws, are ignored by Obama, the DOJ and ICE, and face no repercussions.

·        Members of the New Black Panther Party, in uniform and brandishing nightsticks, intimidate white voters on Election Day in 2008.  The DOJ, though it knows the individuals and has photos of the crime, refuses to prosecute.

·        Secretly, and without warrants, the Administration gathers phone records of staff at the Associated Press.

·        The Obama Administration, through the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, arranges for thousands of guns to be sold to Mexican drug criminals, resulting in the violent deaths of hundreds of innocent Mexican nationals and at least one US border agent, then refuses to comply with Congressional subpoenas seeking information about the project.  The US prosecutes no one for the illegal gun sales or the subsequent murders.

·        Christian and conservative groups applying for 501(c) (4) status are harassed for years by IRS agents, who then resist Congressional scrutiny of their actions.  No one is prosecuted.

·        After Obamacare is passed, hundreds of executive “waivers” (with no basis in the statute), are issued to unions, friends of the Administration and Democratic campaign contributors so that the most burdensome provisions fall only on groups Obama does not like or which have no insider status with his Administration.

·        Amnesty is unilaterally granted, by executive order, to large numbers of illegal immigrants, ignoring current law.

·        “Operation Choke Point” is set in motion, where various government agencies, without any statutory authority, force banks to choke off access to financial services for businesses the Administration disapproves of, like those who sell ammunition or make payday loans.

·        Following a military coup in Egypt, the Administration continues to provide aid to the Egyptian government even though it is prohibited from doing so.

·        Four Americans overseas are intentionally killed in counterterrorism operations without any judicial process.

·        The Administration unilaterally changes long-established bankruptcy law by giving unsecured creditors superior status to secured creditors in the Chrysler bankruptcy.

·        Following the receipt of large campaign contributions for Obama from executives at Solyndra, the Administration awards $535 million in federal grants to the company, which then goes under.

·        Obama, by edict and without any statutory authority to do so, delays the employer mandate under Obamacare.

·        A sitting U.S. Senator (Menendez) of the President’s own party, who expresses disapproval of Obama’s “legacy” deal with Iran, is immediately indicted by the DOJ on complicated corruption charges that will occupy the Senator’s time and attention for years.

·        The Administration takes TARP money (which legally can be used only to rescue financial institutions), and uses it to bail out GM, then appoints a “czar” to run GM for months without any authority to do so.

If you are among the millions who read this blog regularly, you know I am not a Trump fan.  Though I concede he possesses a peculiar genius that has put him atop the Republican field, he remains a crude, dishonest person who is not only ignorant of things a President needs to know (e.g., history, economics, the Constitution), but also does not care that he is ignorant.  (He also is reputed to be a worse golf cheat than even Bill Clinton, though this was previously believed to be scientifically impossible.)  Finally, his policy positions, to the extent one can figure out what they are, are those of an Eastern blue-state liberal Republican, and I won’t vote for Eastern blue-state liberal Republicans anymore.  Mitt Romney was my last.

But while I don’t like Trump very much, the support for him is easy to understand, and the dismissal of Trump’s supporters as yahoos is insulting.  It’s an attempt to belittle Trump himself, I suppose, but it’s not merely unkind, it is foolish. While it is true there are white supremacists and xenophobes among his voters, the vast majority of them are rational, sensible people who support him for rational, sensible reasons.  Most know exactly the sort of person he is, and they may like him about as much as I do, but they are choosing to vote for him because they are frightened by what has happened in America over the last eight years.  Trump is an inevitable response to the (partial) list of Obama’s illegal acts that began this article, and to the unfortunate conclusion that law in America is coming to be used merely as a tool to enforce leftist social policies, and not as a bulwark of freedom and equal protection for individuals. As the rule of law frays and begins to break down, the rise of a candidate like Trump becomes a certainty.

The phenomenon happens everywhere, and is easier to see in places where the process is much further along, where civil society has completely failed.  In a place like Libya or Iraq or Syria, for example, when all semblance of law and government devolves into looting and score-settling and civil war, what happens?  What happens with the decent folks in quiet villages when everything and everybody is suddenly at the mercy of roaming armies and criminals and soldiers of fortune?  What happens to the people who have been raising families and growing crops and running cafes and pouring concrete, and who now find themselves helpless against the armed and violent forces all around them?

They look for tough guys to protect them.

People in such a place will get together and form a militia, consisting of farmers and shop-keepers and young guys who don’t have anything better to do, and they will set up a checkpoint at the edge of town in order to keep the bad guys out.  The message to outsiders is far from complicated:  “You can’t steal these chickens.  You can’t rape these women.  You can’t kidnap these children.” Where there is fear, decent people turn to the “strongman.”  In Libya, that may mean some local, friendly guys with automatic weapons.  In America right now, it means voting for Trump.  The motivation is exactly the same. 

And there is no one else on the Republican side who fits the role.  The party has held the House and Senate throughout most of the Obama Administration, and despite campaign vows to fight back against Obama’s autocratic rule, his spending and his disdain for the law, virtually nothing has been done.  Historically, the House has often reined in a President of the other party by refusing to appropriate funds for his initiatives (it’s how the Democrats shut down the Vietnam War, for example), but this Congress refuses to exercise its traditional “power of the purse.”  The Republicans in charge of Congress will not even stop the government from funding the dismemberment of babies. The people voting for Trump are not only frightened by the current government, they are disgusted with the standard-brand Republican Party (McConnell, McCain, Ryan, Boehner, et al.), that has betrayed them.

Voting for Trump is a perfectly rational response to both the current government and the current Republican Party.  While I do not agree that Trump is the solution to the problem, and I don’t believe he will do what he says he will, I understand the impulse to embrace him.  The options for those who want to save and rebuild the American republic are very limited.


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