Sunday, June 7, 2020

CORONA---Play Ball



          By now, you may have seen some of the health and safety rules Major League Baseball has proposed for the re-opening of the sport, though I forgive you if you haven’t seen all the new rules because there are 67 pages of them (and that was only the initial draft).

          There will be no fans allowed in the ballpark, of course, because that would presumably convert it into a slaughterhouse.  Players not actually in the game would occupy some of the seats in the stands, though they would have to wear masks and remain six feet apart at all times.  Players in the dugout would be wearing masks as well; face coverings could be removed only when a player enters the field of play.

          There will be no hugs or fist-bumps or high-fives or trash-talking to the first baseman after you lace a single to left.  Also no spitting---hence no tobacco and no sunflower seeds.

          Players and their families will get Covid testing several times a week and players will have their temperatures taken several times each day.  Players will only be permitted to eat at their hotels and will not be permitted to visit other restaurants or bars.  Also, no one will be allowed in players’ hotel rooms except for family members.  (Sorry, girls!)

          Play ball!

          And then there’s my plan:

          First of all, because the start of the season has been delayed, there will be a shorter season---82 games starting early July should do it.  Baseball stadiums will be open to fans who wish to buy tickets, and if the capacity of the stadium is 42,312, then 42,312 tickets may potentially be sold.  As a fan, you may wear a mask if you wish.  You may also attempt to distance yourself from other fans.  Good luck.  Hot dogs and sodas and beer and turkey legs and sushi and popcorn will be sold.  Around the 7th inning, guys will stand in line in the men’s room six inches apart, desperately waiting to pee.

          Players will play baseball in the usual fashion, including fist bumps, pats on the butt, high-fives, spitting and (when warranted), brawls and fist-fights.  Managers and umpires desiring further discussion of a ruling on the field will stand two inches apart and express their views forcefully while raining droplets of spittle on each other’s faces.  Any player who wishes to get a coronavirus test is welcome to do so but is not required to.  Players can live wherever they wish, eat and drink wherever they wish, and screw whomever they wish.

          Players will be paid pro-rata for the number of games played.  Any player or coach or hot-dog vendor or valet-parking guy who refuses to play because of health concerns may sit out the season and will suffer no punishment for doing so, though he will not be paid.  If a player does this, his contract and years of service record will simply be suspended until next Spring.

          In the event a state or city government imposes restrictions on a team in its home stadium (masks, limiting crowd size, etc.), team owners may find an alternate venue for their home games (maybe a minor league park in another state?), or they may forfeit the games, which will count as losses on the team’s record.

          And what would happen?  Well, baseball would happen.  And nothing else.  If you’re 86 years old and have cancer, don’t go to the ballpark.  Otherwise, Covid is over.

          There have been no “second waves” or “hot spots” despite all the dire (almost gleeful), predictions about what would happen when people started going to restaurants and getting haircuts.  The lockdowns, it turns out, were pointless anyway---the pattern of new cases was the same everywhere, regardless of the level of restrictions imposed or not imposed.  The only reason mayors and governors are still trying to maintain their “Phase 2” restrictions or “Level Yellow” rules is that it would be embarrassing for them to admit the police-state tactics they attempted to enforce had zero effect on public health, and only hurt the millions who were locked up in their homes, unemployed.

          The latest proof that the restrictions were politically motivated from the beginning comes from the huge George Floyd demonstrations around the country that occurred over the past ten days.  Thousands gathered together, marching shoulder to shoulder in forty cities, many of them still “locked-down.”  And what are we told by our overlords?

          Well, according to Jennifer Nuzzo, an epidemiologist at Johns Hopkins, “In this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus.”  And she’s not the only one.  Tom Frieden, former CDC Director, has been scolding all of us for weeks about the dangers of a rushed re-opening, but now says the mass protests are fine.  Apparently, if we don’t fix all our racially racist racism by gathering ten thousand people together, the virus will hit us harder, or something.

          And then there’s Governor Tom Wolf of Pennsylvania, who has kept all our schools and restaurants and “non-essential” businesses closed for 2 ½ months, and is still doing so, but who marched in a massive Philadelphia protest this past weekend with significantly more than the 25 people permitted under current crowd-size restrictions.

          There’s just no possible excuse for the lockdowns and the masks and the six feet anymore, and yet the charade continues.

          So play ball, I say.  And what would happen?

          Well, I don’t know.  Nobody does.  That’s the thing about freedom and the spontaneous order that arises in a society when free people are each doing what they think is best for themselves and their families and their communities.  Since it’s not commanded from above, the result is usually a pleasant surprise.  I suspect almost all the players and coaches and valet-parking guys and hot-dog vendors will show up, and will be happy to be there.  I suspect the crowds will be small at first, and will consist primarily of people who never swallowed the fear-porn that has been dished out to us for breakfast, lunch, and dinner over the last three months, but the crowds will grow quickly as fans notice the outfielders are not keeling over in their death-throes.  And finally, a lot of fans in their sixties and up will probably stay home, at least until 2021.  We should trust them and their family members to make the wisest decisions about their personal health and safety, especially since the politicians and bureaucrats who have orchestrated this mini-police-state have repeatedly demonstrated, and continue to demonstrate, their complete incompetence.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki   

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

CORONA---The Howling


          Today at work, I spent much of the day muttering to myself about the bastards who have shut down large swathes of America for no reason, and the other bastards (the ones I thought were on my side), doing nothing about it.  With the mask on, no one can hear.  If they could, they would probably be dragging me away.

          At this point, there can be no conceivable reason for further restrictions, and yet they remain in place.  The original rationale offered ten weeks ago for shutting schools and colleges, all sports and cultural events and churches, and throwing tens of millions out of work was always questionable, especially since no discussion of it was permitted.  “Flattening the curve,” they said---relieving pressure on our healthcare system before it could be overwhelmed by the ‘rona.  OK, well that didn’t happen, and not only did it not happen but we have learned that the shutdowns were never going to flatten anything anyway.  A number of studies from around the world have confirmed what some of us suspected from the beginning---curves don’t get flattened and the number of cases a particular area experiences follows the same pattern regardless of the level of government restrictions imposed or not imposed.  The lockdowns have served no public health function.  All they have done is impoverish the healthy and the innocent.

          The only rational course of action for our overlords now is a decree ending all shelter-in-place edicts and policed lockdowns, allowing free people to live their lives as they see fit, taking whatever precautions they deem appropriate for themselves and their families.

          There is no longer any justification for the restrictions; there is literally no public health argument that can fairly be made.  The patterns everywhere are the same, and there have been no “second waves” despite the apocalyptic warnings of all our “experts.”  Somehow, we all survived people in Georgia getting haircuts and tattoos.

          Yet not only do the autocrats and bullies who authored these policies continue to enforce them and even extend them, there is virtually no political conservative who will even argue with them.  At most, the quislings in Congress and the conservative media will try to nibble around the edges of this policing regimen.  “Well, maybe we should allow 25 people to assemble now, so long as they wear masks, of course.”  “Well, we can’t open restaurants, of course, but with the right disinfecting procedures, we ought to allow hair salons to reopen some time in August.”  “Well, OK, you can play baseball but no one can watch.  And no spitting!  And we’ll have to take everybody’s temperature before every game.”

          NO!  The only correct answer is NO!  Open up the gyms and the ballparks and the restaurants and the swimming pools and the schools.  NOW!  And if there are people who don’t want to go to a baseball stadium with fans in the seats, fine.  No one is forcing them to go.  No one ever forced them to go.  Remember? At first, there will be plenty of people who still isolate themselves, especially because of all the virus-terror that has been pounded into all of us over the past months, but gradually public venues will begin to fill up again as people re-evaluate the risks in a way that is realistic and appropriate for them.  It may be a while before an 86-year-old with a compromised immune system goes to a hockey game, but that’s OK.  That’s the way it should be.  In a free society, one size never fits all.

          Why is this happening?  Why are the restrictions still in place?  Why are ministers and gym owners being threatened with massive fines and imprisonment and property seizures?  Why must tens of millions be driven into penury and despair?

          Because this is not about the virus anymore.

          Corona was the reason in the beginning, I think, at least to some extent.  The initial justification of flattening the curve was plausible if you didn’t think too deeply about it, and we were not permitted to think about it even a little bit.  There was no public debate at all.  The policing regimen was just dropped upon us, suddenly, without warning.  It was an emergency, you see.

          In the beginning, besides the virus, there were other reasons motivating the bullies and other aspects of our culture that prevented us from seeing what was happening until it was too late.  The precautionary principle has apparently triumphed in America, for example, and none of us noticed.  We never really objected when the diving boards disappeared and the peanuts in school lunches were banned.  Now we don’t even laugh out loud when someone in power refers to the “infinite value of a single human life,” as a matter of public policy.  The unnoticed politicization of science that allows a lifelong bureaucrat like Fauci to rule the country is another culprit, though the fingerprints were there in the legions of “climate scientists” who all stopped doing science and started proposing laws and treaties.  Then there are the traditional American ideals of freedom and individual responsibility that the Left have always hated---what better way to undermine them than to show how easily an “emergency” permits them to be suspended, and perhaps, destroyed. 

          And now that the nation has been brought to its knees after two months of executive rule, there are other reasons.  Defeating Trump in November is the biggest one, which is why Democratic governors are the most determined to maintain and extend the restrictions, and inflict the most economic pain possible, for which Trump will be blamed.  Unlike the Russia scam and impeachment and the Ukrainian phone call, Trump never saw this one coming.  Six months ago, it was obvious to everyone that the only way Trump could be defeated would be if his booming economy collapsed.  It is odd, and ironic, and sad, that when the Left came up with a plan to destroy it, and his presidency, Trump did not merely step aside, he embraced the idea.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki      

Saturday, May 23, 2020

CORONA---The Conspiracies


1.  Bill Gates developed the virus because he wants to vaccinate the world’s population in order to implant microchips in everyone.

2.  The coronavirus would not normally be very dangerous to humans, but the continuing development of genetically-modified organisms weakens us and allows the virus to proliferate.  The problem is not really the virus itself; it’s the GMOs.

3.  There is no virus.  The sickness is coming from 5G radiofrequency communications now being deployed around the world.  Alternate version: there really is a virus but 5G destroys our immune systems and makes us vulnerable to it.

4.  George Soros developed the virus in order to crash the world economy and have Trump defeated in the November elections.

5.  The Trump Administration has had a vaccine for a year and all the Trump insiders have been vaccinated already.  The vaccine will be released to the world shortly before the election and will sweep Trump and the Republicans into office.

6.  The virus escaped from a UFO.

7.  “They” have unleashed the virus in order to eliminate paper money by scaring people about the germs it might have on it.

8.  The biggest roadblock for the imposition of socialized medicine around the world is the cost of caring for sick, elderly people.  COVID-19 is a pathogen that has been altered so it almost never attacks the young, only the old.  Once the elderly are culled, universal government-run healthcare will be instituted in every country.

9.  Elon Musk and other billionaires have dreamed of colonizing Mars for themselves and their descendants.  This is necessary because climate change will soon make the Earth uninhabitable.  The problem is that climate change is progressing too fast, so Musk and the other billionaires have decided to kill off two billion humans in order to slow the environmental damage to the Earth.  This will give them the time they need to complete their exodus.

10.  COVID-19 is a ruse designed to encourage widespread DNA testing of human beings so that anyone with alien genes can be identified. These hybrid humans will be eradicated because the Federation of Planets will not allow genetically-modified organisms to leave their home planet.  The Federation’s concern is that humankind is on the verge of space travel.

11. The virus was designed and released by the Chinese in order to tarnish Trump’s image and get their old buddy Joe Biden elected President in November.

12. The pandemic is a culling of humanity by the elites because the planet will be easier to rule with fewer people on it, especially if the remaining people are more docile and obedient.  Thus, the targets are primarily those in the freedom-loving working class.  This is why government workers and the highly-educated are allowed to keep their jobs and be relatively unaffected by the widespread economic destruction.

13. Aliens planted the virus on Earth as a doomsday device many millennia ago in order to eradicate mankind if it became necessary.  The aliens are alarmed by our progress in space exploration, so they are shutting down our species.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki     

Saturday, May 16, 2020

CORONA---"Humanity Over Profits"


          Nextdoor is a social media community application found around the country.  The one for my area is called Nextdoor East Falls, and the usual topics concern restaurant openings, community events, the farmers market, street closings, and so on.  Frequently, however, politics creeps onto the forum and when it does, it is invariably the politics of the liberal left.

          The following exchange is typical of the thinking in my neighborhood.  It has been slightly edited and all the names have been changed.  The originator of this thread, whom I call Laura Davis, is a woman who appears to be in her mid-twenties, with no obvious health issues or disabilities, so her chance of contracting the coronavirus and dying (because of her job at the Starbucks drive-through), is virtually zero.  Also, though there are 36 million people unemployed and though tens of thousands of businesses have been closed, and though the coming months may bring untold millions to despair and homelessness and substance abuse and suicide, and though famines are likely around the world because of the economic lockdowns, Ms. Davis has a job.
           

A reminder from your local Starbucks Barista:

Laura Davis, South Roxborough. 5-5-20
Starbucks is NOT essential. I’m at work because I don’t really have a choice, but you have a choice to stay inside and avoid unnecessary trips. Quarantine isn’t over just because you’re bored! It’s one thing to order local delivery to support small business, but another entirely to continue to frequent places like Starbucks, McDonalds, etc, who will survive this and are currently exploiting their workers.

V. M.
O.K.  No restaurant is essential in your mind. Do all your fellow workers agree?

Laura Davis
That’s not quite what I said. I support small, locally owned restaurants and their right to safely stay open at their choosing. But I feel that the “it’s food so it’s essential” gap has paved the way for people like me to be stuck in a job that’s potentially dangerous for no good reason (whereas first responders: dangerous job but saving lives) and definitely more hectic than it needs to be with everything currently going on because fast food chains want to stay open. Where local businesses could shut down over this, chains will survive. And what I’m seeing, working in one of the only drive thru locations in Philly, is our line being clogged with nonessential workers, our staff trying our best to handle these long lines but not really having much control over the whole situation, and dealing with customers who are incredibly angry over the line length especially with mobile ordering and Uber Eats still being options, but also required to wait in lines, and most people I interact with on a daily basis aren’t taking any safety precautions, etc. Dangerous for no reason, especially with numbers still as high as they are, for a nonessential business, just to be yelled at anyway. During a pandemic. I would advocate for better protections for workers stuck in a similar position, so that they don’t feel financially dependent on a precarious situation. But by all means, please order local.

Laura Davis
I think it really depends on the location you’re at, a lot of my struggle is seeing our lines clogged because people are out with nothing else to do, and because we’re one of the only drive thrus in Philly, and that’s what gets me. I wouldn’t mind staying open to serve other essential workers, but it’s pretty clear who’s out just for fun and who’s out for a caffeine dose before work.

Annoyed Presumed Fascist
What do you mean by "I’m at work because I don’t really have a choice"? Are you inferring you have to go to work because you need the money? How do you expect Starbucks to continue paying you if everyone stops showing up to purchase coffee? Next thing you know you'll be out of a job and asking neighbors to join you in a rent freeze.

Laura Davis
That’s exactly what I’m saying. I can’t look for another job, because no one is hiring. I would most likely be denied for unemployment if I quit, because I don’t have any pre-existing conditions and haven’t technically been laid off. I assume you’re trying to be hurtful by saying that I’d be striking for a rent freeze, but I absolutely would. I’m a firm believer in humanity over profits and the way our economy and large businesses as a whole are handling this pandemic and profiting/exploiting off of fear and disaster is very upsetting to me and many other demographics that you may not be well acquainted with. For instance, did you know that this pandemic is most greatly affecting minorities and those working below a certain pay grade (a little above minimum wage)? That’s where my concern lies.

K. C.
If anyone in the neighborhood is organizing for tenants' rights, please contact me--I would like to volunteer.

S. G.
And she’s right. Starbucks could certainly pay its staff to stay home via a PPP or just dig into its corporate pockets and cover its staff while this pandemic rolls on. Some people don’t have much of a choice when it comes to paying the rent or buying groceries so have to put themselves at risk. Heading to Starbucks because you have to have your whatever frappacino puts others at risk of contracting Covid 19.

Annoyed Presumed Fascist
That's awesome, I'd love to work for a company that is paying people to stay home and not work currently. Any leads on that?

B. S.
The Census Bureau did. A giant corporation like Starbucks could absolutely afford to,

A. M.
It’s like going to Target to buy necessities (food, medications, household items) vs going to Target just to buy shoes, earrings and purses. I’m thankful for the store that are open, but it’s good to stick to just the most essential trips.

S. F.
You're 10000% correct. I feel awful for all non-essential (and some essential, like grocery stores) workers being taken advantage of right now. What can we do? Can we write to someone?

K.T.
http://chng.it/G5VgXtQgVR it would be awesome if you could sign this petition for Starbucks employees to keep our $3 raise! Outside of the city we are way underpaid and the extra money through this time has really helped partners (employees). No pressure at all tho if you don’t want to! Also hopefully it doesn’t show up in Spanish, I’m not sure why the website thinks I speak Spanish and it shows up that way for me.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki

Friday, May 8, 2020

CORONA---The Madness Rolls On



          I continue to look for some evidence that a curve somewhere, anywhere, is being flattened.  I look every day, and so far, the only evidence I have seen is the study out of Israel, almost a month old now, indicating that the pattern of new cases follows the same curve regardless of the country and regardless of the amount of quarantining imposed on the citizenry.  Italy, Sweden, the UK, Israel, New York---total lockdowns, partial lockdowns, laissez-faire followed by severe lockdown, complete freedom---none of it makes any difference to the course of the disease through the population.

          There are plenty of opinions out there, and there are many people deeply invested, politically and otherwise, in the idea that trying to “flatten the curve” by shutting down society is wise.  If anyone is aware of any actual evidence on this point, please send it to me at duck3351@aol.com.

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          You may have noticed there has been a major shift in the supposed importance of flattening the curve over the past month or so.  The original justification for lockdowns was that the onset had to be slowed down and spread out because the medical community would be overwhelmed.  We wouldn’t have enough hospital beds.  We wouldn’t have enough ventilators.  Therefore, everybody had to be locked in their homes.

          At this point, not even Andrew Cuomo is claiming there aren’t enough ventilators.  In fact, medical facilities are being closed down and health workers furloughed all around the country because there isn’t enough work for them to do.   Thus, the original stated purpose for driving tens of millions of people into poverty and homelessness and despair is no longer viable.  And yet, businesses are still not permitted to reopen.

          As I recall, Dr. Fauci himself started the repositioning at a press conference on April 2 when he said we can relax the restrictions only when there are NO new cases for an extended period of time. (Hint: that ain’t tomorrow.)  Other fans of the shutdowns quickly chimed in, arguing that the economy must remain locked until a vaccine is discovered.  (Also not tomorrow, or even the day after.)  Cuomo himself, a couple days ago, dragged out the “infinite value of a single life” rhetoric to explain why nobody can get a mani-pedi for another millennium or so.

          I strongly suspect they have a different measuring stick in mind.  On the night of Tuesday, November 3, when virtually everyone in America has been made so miserable and impoverished that a Democrat actually gets elected President, we will all be allowed to take our masks off and shake our neighbor’s hand.

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          In my job at the Big Box, I must wear a mask the entire eight hours I am working.  I find the experience extremely unpleasant.  Since this is Pennsylvania, all customers must wear masks within the store as well.

          Over the years, there have been a number of scientific studies published on the efficacy of masks in protecting the wearer, or those near the wearer, from infection.  Most find that the protection provided is very low, though there are also many that find masks provide NO protection at all.  On April 7, a month ago, a study published by Yale University found “no difference in reducing influenza-like illnesses, either in the general population or in healthcare workers.”

          In February, U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams tweeted “STOP BUYING MASKS.”  In March, he said that wearing a mask can increase the spread of the coronavirus if not worn properly.  (Emphasis added.)  He later changed his mind.

          The CDC, on January 31, said, “We do not currently recommend the use of face masks for the general American public.”  On April 3, the CDC reversed itself and now recommends that Americans wear masks in public.

          The WHO still recommends that the general public NOT wear masks.

          At work, the range of face wear runs the gamut from the professional to the absurd.  There are paper medical masks, a few N-95s, construction masks, Frito-bandito-type bandanas, scarfs wrapped around the face, ski-masks and Muslim veils.  About half of the employees walk around with their masks pulled down so that their nose is uncovered, rendering the supposed purpose for the mask meaningless.  Maybe 40% of the customers do the same.  Also, as soon as an employee enters the backroom or another non-public area, the mask is pulled down immediately.

          I find it increasingly difficult to believe the wearing of masks in public serves any medical purpose at all.

          Aside from the feel-good aspect (I’m doing something!), wearing a mask while walking on the streets or jogging in the park, where they are not required (and scolding those who don’t wear them), is just the latest form of virtue-signaling.  That has been my view for a while, but I may be changing my mind.  Some argue that masks are being used to subdue us, and that they are physical symbols of oppression imposed by power-obsessed state governors and our Health Commissioner overlords.  I don’t think this is a crazy point of view anymore.

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          As tempers fray, the police are being summoned to the store more frequently.  Yesterday, a woman in the check-out line realized she had left her wallet in the car, so she went out to retrieve it.  Returning, she tried to by-pass the line at the front door but was stopped by a security guard who would not let her enter.  An argument followed.  Reportedly, the word “bitch” was used.  The woman then drove home and returned fifteen minutes later with two male friends, who engaged store security personnel in a melee in the parking lot until the police were able to restore order.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki

Monday, April 27, 2020

CORONA---Flatten This



          It is nice, I guess, that a few commentators and politicians are finally starting to question the wisdom of “flattening the curve,” but where were they six weeks ago?  Four weeks ago?  Last week?

          It’s not like the basics of the strategy were concealed from us.  “Flattening the curve” always meant spreading out the incidence of corona infections over a longer period of time, not reducing the overall number of infections or deaths.  The horrific vision presented to us was that our doctors and nurses and hospitals would be facing an enormous number of cases all at once, would be overwhelmed by the task, and would not have enough manpower or equipment (e.g., ventilators) to help all those stricken.  By spreading it out over months, there was a hope (more hinted at than expressed), that those who fell ill would get better treatment and that some of them would survive who otherwise might not.  There was also a possibility (again, rarely stated), that delaying the onset of some cases might allow time for new treatments or a vaccine to be developed, so that those whose crisis was delayed by flattening the curve would have a better chance of survival.  No promises, you understand, but that was the idea.

          The price to be paid for this flattening was not discussed at all, though it quickly became clear it would be large.  Rapidly, as increasing numbers of cases were trumpeted on television and on the internet, the screws were tightened.  “Large gatherings” were banned, and that was the end of baseball and basketball and hockey and tennis and golf and collegiate sports and concerts and theaters and weddings, and backyard parties and schools and colleges and bowling leagues.  Then restaurants and bars were shut down.  Then all “non-essential” businesses, parks, beaches, walking trails, swimming pools, basketball courts, and so on.

          As all this was happening, where was the public discussion?  Where were the debates?  Where was the Senate?  The House of Representatives?  State legislatures?  Where was there even a single soothing, rational voice suggesting that the benefits of flattening the curve needed to be weighed against the costs?  Where was Ted Cruz or Rand Paul or Mitch McConnell or Rush Limbaugh or Ben Shapiro?  Or anybody?  Where was there a voice pointing out that there was no evidence flattening the curve would reduce the toll of the virus, and that putting 30 million people out of work and destroying tens of thousands of businesses would kill a certain large, predictable number of innocent human beings, so maybe we should take a day or two to think about what we were doing?

          There are lots of people and lots of politicians who want to think lockdowns will save lives, but there was never any evidence that flattening the curve would reduce the suffering and death produced by the coronavirus.  How could there be, since limiting the number of cases was never the purpose, and since shutting down an entire society and an entire economy had never been tried before?  As we are learning, there still is no evidence that the lockdowns are working to reduce the effects of the virus, despite the press’s hysterical condemnation of American states or other countries (e.g,, Sweden), that decided to rely on the self-regulating processes of men acting freely and cooperatively rather than invoke the heavy boot of edicts and orders and snitch-lines and policemen.

          A study was published April 8 by the Israeli National Council for Research and Development by its Director, Isaac Ben-Israel, indicating that the virus has followed a constant pattern across many countries, regardless of the response of the government:

           “It turns out that a similar pattern---rapid increase in infections that reaches a peak in the sixth week and declines from the eighth week---is common to all countries in which the disease was discovered, regardless of their response policies: some imposed a severe and immediate lockdown that included not only “social distancing” and banning crowding, but also an economic shutdown (like Israel); some “ignored” the infection and continued almost a normal life (such as Taiwan. Korea or Sweden), and some initially adopted a lenient policy but soon reversed to a complete lockdown (such as Italy or the State of New York).  Nonetheless, the data shows similar time constraints amongst all these countries in regard to the initial rapid growth and the decline of the disease.”

This is what has happened, and is happening, in Italy, Germany, France, Austria, Sweden, the UK, the USA and Israel.  The numbers of new infections follow the same pattern everywhere.

          In other words, the benefits of flattening the curve are still largely theoretical, as they have been from the beginning.  Will some be saved by spreading out the stress on the healthcare system?  Maybe.  Will the delay in the onset of the disease for some allow time for life-saving treatments to be discovered?  It’s possible.

          But the costs of flattening the curve are real and substantial and do not depend on computer models.  We know that poverty kills, through homelessness, substance abuse, sexual abuse, domestic violence, poor health, and suicide.  And we know that when unemployment rises from 3.7% in 2019 to 30% in 2020, people will die.  All these correlations in mortality have been studied for decades.  For an individual, unemployment increases the risk of premature death from all causes by 63% (approximately, of course---different studies produce slightly different results).  Every person thrown out of work by our governments is put at risk.

          I’m not going to attempt to present you with a number of deaths that the strategy of flattening the curve will cause.  I wouldn’t know how to do so, and the uncertainties attached to such a calculation would make it irresponsible to present any such number.*  But let’s just look at just one cause of death and its links to unemployment.

          The link between unemployment and suicide has been known for decades, and the rule of thumb usually cited is that for every 1% increase in the rate of unemployment, the number of suicides goes up by 1%.  Based on this formula, an article in the British Journal of Psychiatry concluded that the economic crisis in 2007-8 produced an additional 4750 suicides in the United States.  In the world of suicidologists and others who study such things, this was a completely non-controversial finding.

          Suicide is the tenth leading cause of death in the U.S. most years, and in 2017 (a “normal” year for U.S. suicides), this meant that 47,000 Americans killed themselves.  If, by flattening the curve in 2020, we increase the unemployment rate by 25% (from 3.7% to somewhere near 30%), we will increase the number of suicides by 25%.  That 25%, applied to a “normal” suicide total of 47,000, means there will be an additional 11,750 self-inflicted deaths this year.  And that will be only part of the cost directly attributable to flattening the curve.  I’m not even estimating the number of people who will drink themselves to death or be killed by their spouses or by other opportunistic infections or medical problems that don’t get treated.  (We are beginning to hear plenty of stories about people who die at home from heart attacks, strokes or other serious problems because they were afraid to go to a hospital or did not know where they could get treatment in an emergency.)

          There is an additional cost we may pay by shutting down society and flattening the curve, though at the moment, we can only speculate on how large it may be.  This is the issue of herd immunity.

          Normally, when a very contagious disease sweeps through a population, everyone who survives it emerges with antibodies that protect them from being re-infected.  Eventually, so many people have these antibodies that the disease becomes unable to “find” new victims and sustain its presence in the community.  It becomes dormant.  It may re-appear a hundred years later (e.g., the Black Plague), to attack an entirely new population, but the people who survive the first epidemic, even the ones who never got the disease and developed the antibodies, are safe.  The herd has become immune.

          By flattening the curve, we may be interrupting this natural process and allowing our population to remain vulnerable to coronavirus indefinitely.  It may come back, in other words.  In fact, it may become endemic, meaning that it never goes away.

          Anticipating the screams from my critics, let me point out I am not recommending that everyone intentionally get infected, and I am NOT suggesting you take your cancer-ridden 86-year-old grandpa to an NBA game.  Keep him home and protect him.  But it is a wonderful thing for everyone if a large proportion of the population gets the virus and develops the antibodies and doesn’t die.  If we can achieve herd immunity, we may not see the damn thing again for a long time.  This is why the most short-sighted thing we have done is close schools and colleges.  The chance of children and 20-year-olds dying from coronavirus is almost zero, and the advantage of having an immune population for the next sixty or seventy years is immense.  Besides, if we don’t expose healthy young people to the possibility of coronavirus, what do we do next year when it comes back?  Unless we plan to close schools forever, it was foolish to do so now.

          (There’s even a more important reason not to close schools, which is that quarantining healthy people puts them at risk.  It is only by regular exposure to germs that we build a strong immune system.  Isolation only weakens and degrades the protection that our bodies achieve by fighting off microorganisms.  There is a hilarious, and true, YouTube video of George Carlin describing how swimming in the Hudson River’s raw sewage as a child protected him for life from the ordinary run of diseases.)

          I am writing this article to present the argument that “flattening the curve” by shutting down schools and businesses and locking everyone in their homes will kill far more people than simply educating the public and suggesting measures people might take to protect themselves and, especially, the most vulnerable among us.  To me, it has been clear from the first moment that the strategy would have lethal effects and that it was the sort of bone-headed idea that only lifelong bureaucrats and other politicians drunk on power could come up with.  After all, it was never supposed to save lives and it was never supposed to reduce infections.  The only purpose was to render the cases we were destined to encounter easier to deal with.  And the cost?  Many thousands of innocent lives and a return to the privations of the Great Depression, only worse.

          But what if I were wrong?  What if Isaac Ben-Israel and the Israeli NCRD is wrong?  What if locking down America to flatten the curve did save some lives?  What if people were saved because peak demand was reduced at critical moments and we had the resources to save everyone who was savable?  What if innovative treatments emerged that rescued some of those who got the virus later on, and who got the virus later only because we had flattened the curve?  And what if the herd immunity issue turned out to be a non-issue?  What if flattening the curve saved enough lives to balance out the buckets of blood and treasure we would pay by shutting down society?

          Who would benefit from this grand bargain?  Assuming the flattening of the curve would NOT cost more lives, who would it serve?

          Well, the first group of beneficiaries would be the health care establishment, especially the government healthcare establishment represented most prominently by 52-year bureaucrat Anthony Fauci.  What was the result of choosing the absurdly catastrophic computer models relied on by Fauci, our government, the news media, and left-wing governors around the country?  New hospitals!  A hundred thousand new beds!  We need 50,000 ventilators!  Let’s park a hospital ship in New York Harbor!
         
          The beds?  Well, never mind.  The ventilators?  Well, let’s just put them in a warehouse---I know we’ll need them really soon!  And the Hospital Ship Comfort?  Back to Virginia, matey.  Ahoy!

          But that’s just money being pissed away, something the governments in America do every second of every day. Down the drain, yes, but it’s just money.  It’s what you get when you allow doctors and scientists to make government policy, and there’s a lesson to be learned there, but that’s a discussion for another day.

          But it’s the other tradeoff that’s more troubling and more sinister.  Forget the money being wasted.  Let’s look at the lives this strategy will cost.  And for that calculation, let’s assume there are lives to be saved from flattening the curve.  Let’s assume there are a lot of them.  Let’s assume there are ten thousand people saved by the lockdowns and the panic and the end of our freedom to make a buck, go to the beach, eat in a restaurant, and see a baseball game.  Who are they? Who gets saved?  Well, guess what?  It’s Woodstock Nation.  The most optimistic scenario for “flattening the curve” is that it will extend the lives of ten thousand Boomers (and some who are older), for an additional five or ten years.

          They will pay no price for this, of course, or not much of one.  They won’t lose their jobs because they don’t have jobs.  They are doing fine on their pensions and 401(k)s and other investments and Social Security.  Those who ran businesses gave them up a while ago.  Some of them will pine for the Stanley Cup playoffs but, hey, we all have to make sacrifices.

          So who will pay the price?

          Well, remember the suicides?  And the addiction and the homelessness and the unemployment?  The price for extending all those Boomer lives for a few years will be paid by the Millennials and the Gen-X crowd.  They are the thirty million unemployed.  They are the entrepreneurs losing their dreams, and all their savings, right now.  They are the divorces.  And for the ones who actually die in this meltdown (and we know they will, though we will never know their names), they are the ones who had every reason to expect fifty or sixty more years of happy, prosperous life.  But to protect the elderly and those near death, the young must be sacrificed.

          This is the bottom line for flattening the curve.  It is the farewell present from the Me-Generation to their children and grandchildren.  Saving the lives of the elderly by trading them for the lives of those forty years younger is the final, most narcissistic, binge of the Boomers.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki    

                 * I will leave that sort of “science” to the Dr. Fauci’s of the world.  On March 11 of this year, Fauci famously testified to Congress that the fatality rate for coronavirus cases (a subject on which he had virtually NO information), was ten times that of the seasonal flu.  As we have learned since, it now appears that Fauci’s fatality rate was too high by a factor of a hundred.        

Monday, April 20, 2020

HELL BOUND---1957



          Once in a while, you run into a movie that captures you for reasons you cannot defend aesthetically.  “Hell Bound” is not a very good movie.  It’s not “Citizen Kane.”  It’s not “To Kill a Mockingbird.”  It’s not even Adam Sandler on a bad day.  And yet, I’ve watched it four or five times now (it’s on Prime, for free), and I return almost every day to watch a scene or two.  Every scene, in fact, has one or more aspects that fascinate me, though the movie as a whole is silly.

          It’s 1950’s noir, and not only is it noir, it’s nasty noir.  It’s the kind of noir that makes you say, “Wait a minute.  Why did the psycho villain protagonist kill that guy?  It doesn’t make any sense to kill that guy, does it?  Was he just in a bad mood or something?”

          The star (the psycho villain protagonist), is John Russell, an impossibly good-looking guy who had been an athlete at UCLA and a decorated Marine in WWII.  His biggest gig was as Marshall Dan Troop, the star of Lawman, a cowboy drama from 1958 to 1961 that distinguished itself from other cowboy shows by its complete lack of humor.  “Gunsmoke” had a funny bit every now and then.  So did “Rawhide” and “Bonanza” and “Maverick,” but not “Lawman.”  The story is that Russell insisted on it because he just couldn’t do funny stuff.  Certainly, nobody asked him to in “Hell Bound.”

          The girl who plays Paula is June Blair, who was born on October 30, 1936 (TMDB) or October 30, 1932 (IMDb) or October 20, 1933 (Wikipedia).  But though we don’t know when she was born, we do know she’s still with us, living out her retirement in California somewhere.

          Ms. Blair’s career took off after she appeared as the centerfold in the January 1957 issue of Playboy, which led to “Hell Bound,” which led to other roles, which led to marrying David Nelson and appearing on “Ozzie and Harriet” in a number of episodes.  June was indeed a babe, and she was lovingly presented in “Hell Bound” by the smitten and perverted director William J. Hole Jr.  Mr. Hole was obsessed with June’s feet, and there are a number of scenes in which June removes her shoes when she meets a guy or kisses a guy or gets stabbed or drinks a glass of milk (one of the director’s other fixations is milk-drinking).  Virtually every time June appears on the screen, we wind up looking at her tootsies.

          By which I do not mean to disparage the talents of director William J. Hole Jr.  Yes, he has his quirks, but the guy knows how to make a nasty noir movie.  In particular, the guy knows how to photograph a beating.

          And there are many beatings in “Hell Bound.”  Many.  A surprising number.  John Russell (who plays Jordan), is putting together a caper in which he and a number of accomplices will steal a large quantity of pure smack arriving at the Port of Los Angeles on an Asian freighter, but his problem is that each of his comrades in crime is peculiarly unsuited to perform the task he or she has been assigned.  Jordan faces the thankless and unending job of keeping everyone prepped to perform his or her role, and most of the story is about his difficulties in doing so.

          Jordan, it turns out, is not one of those modern people-persons who motivate through nurturing or hugs or compliments or building up the self-esteem of those team members who might fall short of his expectations.  No.  Jordan is not that kind of guy.  He beats the crap out of people.  It’s how he secures “buy-in” from his “stake-holders,” as we say nowadays.  He delivers beatings.

          And when I say “beatings,” I don’t mean “fights.”  There is no pushback from his underlings in the crime conspiracy (though one of them does ask why it was necessary for Jordan to wake him up in order to give him his beating).

          I’ve watched the beatings over and over again, (and I’m pretty much a pacifist as most of you know).  They are beautiful.  William J. Hole Jr. choreographs the bejesus out of them.  They’re like the Swan Frickin’ Lake of noir-style violence.  And whatever you may think of John Russell’s somewhat wooden acting, his background as an athlete serves him well in these sequences.  I mean, you really wonder how anyone could survive a slap in the face from him.  And then he gives some poor bastard a dozen more.

          I would be remiss if I did not mention my favorite scene of all, which features Dehl Berti as Daddy, a super-cool drug-dealer having a drink of milk (of course), at a burlesque show while a strung-out hophead is trying to buy dope from him.  You may recognize Berti because he had a long career as a character actor and may be the second-most well-known Chiricahua Apache of all time (Geronimo was a bit more famous).

          And finally, there’s a bit of history for those of you who fancy that sort of thing.  A chase scene near the end is shot in an L.A. trolley-car graveyard filled with the “yellow cars” that served Angelinos from 1901 to 1963 until some evil capitalist (I’m a little foggy on the conspiracy stories) shut them down and made everybody buy cars and drive on freeways.  Yes, “Hell Bound” has a little of everything.

Copyright2020MichaelKubacki