Thursday, January 17, 2013

2013 NFL PLAYOFFS---Conference Championships

AFC

Remember when Princess Diana got killed in that car in Paris and we all suddenly had to stop making nasty remarks about bulimia and adultery? I guess it's the same sort of thing with Ray Lewis. C'mon Ravens! One more win for Ray, so he doesn't have to retire! Apparently, he's the grand old man of linebacking now and nobody's allowed to mention the murder indictment in 2000 or the two guys who got killed in Atlanta at a Superbowl party that year. But I still wonder about the white suit Ray was wearing that night---the white suit that has never been found. Fashion tip---don't wear a white suit 1) after Labor Day or 2) when you're going to stab people.

New England is heavily favored and New England will win. Sorry, Ray. However, I can't see laying nine or ten points in a spot like this. For one thing, Conference Championship games are rarely blowouts. The teams that get there have usually proven themselves worthy by first getting to the playoffs and then clearing away the wild-card dross. Here, New England, in Foxboro, beat a pretty good Houston team. Indeed, the Patriots thumped them. Baltimore's achievement was even more impressive---going to Denver and wearing down the best team in the conference. The Ravens were supposed to be crushed in that game, yet they responded to challenge after challenge and finally prevailed.

In their recent match-ups, the Raven beat the Pats 31 – 30 in Baltimore on September 23. And, of course, in last year's AFC Championship game, the Pats won in New England, 23 – 20. So how do you lay nine or ten points in a game like this?

In terms of the numbers, New England has a much more potent passing offense and a slightly weaker pass defense. In some ways, it's the same sort of challenge the Pats faced with Houston, where the question was (as it often is in New England), can Brady outscore these guys? He probably will, but if I were forced to bet this game, I would have to take the Ravens and the points. Instead I pass.

NFC

Penn Charter is the oldest Quaker school in the world. It was founded in 1689 by William Penn. It's very expensive. It has a lovely campus and beautiful buildings. It's three blocks from my house. Matt Ryan went to high school there. He played quarterback.

It is difficult for people outside of Philadelphia to understand the loathing most normal Philadelphians harbor for Quakers, the Quaker establishment in Philly, the American Friends Service Committee and schools like Penn Charter. Maybe it's the bow ties. Maybe it's the absence of anything one might call “Quaker food.” Maybe it's that they are better than the rest of us and have a lot more money than the rest of us but will occasionally stitch together a quilt for us if we're really down and out and smelly. For me personally, it's the way they claim to be “pacifists,” but actually just root for the other side in every war.

Kinky Friedman once noted that they're not making Jews like Jesus anymore. Well, they're not making Quakers like Betsy Ross either.

So I'm biased. That's why I'm telling you this. I'm disclosing my bias. I think Matt Ryan is a mutt, but maybe that has something to do with my feelings regarding Quakers in general and Penn Charter in particular. For me, though, letting a Penn Charter quarterback play in the Superbowl would be like letting Haaa-vard play Alabama for the BCS.

And it's hard to be impressed with Atlanta's win over the Seahawks, isn't it? They're at home, they've had a week off, they're up 20 in the fourth, and then they need a miracle comeback to squeak out a win??? This is not how good teams get to the dance. By contrast, San Fran fought off a tough, gritty performance by the Packers and finally managed to dominate in the final quarter. San Francisco beat the Packers because they were the better team. As for Seattle vs. Atlanta, well, who can be sure?

As for the all-important yards/pass numbers, San Francisco is the best team in the NFC while Atlanta is no better than fourth. Green Bay was much more dangerous than Atlanta will be. The 49ers will be going to the Superbowl this year after a (relatively) easy win over the Falcons. Lay the points.

Copyright2013MichaelKubacki

Thursday, January 10, 2013

2013 NFL PLAYOFFS---ROUND 2


The NFC

These are the hard ones, of course. Atlanta, San Francisco, Seattle, Green Bay---no one (outside of Massachusetts and Colorado) would be astonished to see one of these teams win the Superbowl, so the two winners this weekend are anybody's guess. Both lines, by gametime, will be close to a field goal, with Atlanta favored over Seattle and San Fran favored over the Pack.

I see a real edge for Seattle in its game against Atlanta. Offensively, their passing attacks are both very efficient but the Seattle pass defense is significantly better than Atlanta's. Seattle's defense, in fact, is largely the reason Seattle outscored its opponents by 167 points this year, while Atlanta outscored its foes by only 120.

On the other hand, Atlanta had a week off and gets to play at home.

Prognosticating ain't easy (that's why they pay me so much money), but I have to go with the Seahawks. When a team that is demonstrably superior is getting points in a playoff game, you must take that team.

I pass on the other contest. San Fran's yards/pass numbers are a wee bit better than Green Bay's and the 49er's are legitimate favorites in this game. They also are at home, of course, and there's no tundra in the “city by the bay,” even in January, so there's no reason NOT to bet the 49ers. But I won't. Maybe it's Aaron Rodgers and how cute he is in those insurance commercials. Maybe it's the specter of that game on September 9, the first game of the season, when San Francisco beat Green Bay IN GREEN BAY by a score of 30 – 22. Maybe it's my loathing for Nancy Pelosi. I don't know. I just can't climb aboard the San Francisco bandwagon just yet, though I acknowledge they have put up the best numbers in the NFC.

The AFC

These, by contrast, are the easy ones. I will be amazed if New England and Denver do not win, and so will you. Each is favored by more than a touchdown, and they deserve to be. These are point spread games, so the question is whether either game will be a true blowout or whether the underdog will be able to keep it close.

Denver dominates Baltimore in yards/pass, both offensively and defensively. Let me reiterate part of that: Denver's pass defense is a LOT better than Baltimore's, despite the primitive Jungian memories buried deep within all of us of extraordinary Baltimore defenses going back to the Pleistocene Era. Forget that. Denver is much better, on both sides of the ball, which is why the Broncos outscored their opponents by 8 points more per game than the Ravens did. Denver is scary, while Baltimore went 10 – 6 in a weak division. This game is over in the third quarter. I lay the points with Denver.

If you follow football at all, you have probably noticed the slightly creepy similarities between Bill Belichick and Richard Nixon. The jowls. The forehead. The paranoia. The smile that, like Nixon's, always looks like somebody just told him to “Smile!” so he tries to do so even though he doesn't quite know how and he wouldn't like it much even if he did. Have you noticed that as Belichick ages, the physical resemblance is increasing?

What am I trying to say here? I acknowledge Belichick is a football genius (though it doesn't hurt your status as a genius to have Tom Brady as your QB).  New England's continuing dominance under Belichick is an amazing story of sports success. They will almost certainly beat Houston. And yet....

I just don't trust the bastard. He's the kind of guy who, if his bowels are out of whack this week, might start bombing Cambodia rather than game-planning for Houston. Psychologically, Belichick is trouble. I'm not sure I trust Giselle either, for that matter. New England is a twisted team, mentally speaking, for a number of reasons.

And when I look at the numbers, the game could be close. New England is the second-best team in the AFC in yards/pass, point differential, etc., but Houston is third. In addition, Houston's pass defense is clearly superior to that of the Patriots. Then there was that 42 – 14 whipping the Pats put on Houston on December 10th. Houston remembers that game, and if that debacle helps anyone, it helps them, not the Patriots. The 42 -14 score is not an accurate reflection of the relative strengths of these two teams.

New England wins. Maybe they win big. But I'm not touching it.

Copyright2013MichaelKubacki       

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2013 NFL PLAYOFFS


No shot: Washington, Minnesota, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Cincy

Can get lucky: Atlanta, Green Bay, Houston

Seriously good: SF, Seattle, Denver, New England

NFC.

Somebody from the NFC will play in the Superbowl this year and they will probably lose to either Denver or New England. The best of the NFC lot are San Fran and Seattle, but Atlanta, Green Bay (and even Washington) are all worthy of some respect. The only real throw-away in this group is Minnesota, the sort of running-back-centered squad that never goes anywhere in the playoffs.

In the yards/pass sweepstakes that matters so much in the tournament, San Francisco and Seattle stand out from the pack. Atlanta, as the #1 seed, gets to play at home, and they are not a fraud, so they have a chance. Green Bay? Well, their yards/pass numbers are decent, and their quarterback is a winner and they won eleven games and.... They are in a wild-card game and that's not normally a path to the championship, but Aaron Rodgers is Aaron Rodgers and the tundra is still the tundra and I can't hate them.

In the wild-card games, take Green Bay to cover, even though it's a big number. Also take the Seahawks over RGIII. Washington has had a wonderful year and RGIII is a very nice young man, but their defense is thin and this is one of those teams for whom just making the playoffs is a dream come true. I like these guys a lot, but it's over now.

AFC.

On September 17, the Denver Broncos traveled to Atlanta and lost by 6 points to the undefeated Falcons. The following week, at home, Denver lost (again by 6) to Houston. Two weeks later, in New England, the Broncos lost to the Patriots 31 – 21. Since then, Denver has won eleven games in a row, and only one of those games was as close as 7 points.

Three losses in the season's first five weeks to what may be the league's three best teams (other than Denver itself), all at a time when Peyton Manning was still shaking off a year's worth of inactivity and learning a new offense. Since then, there has not been a single misstep. Denver is this year's favorite to win the Superbowl.

Trivia question: how did Denver get to the playoffs last year? The magic of Tim Tebow? Well, no---not really. It was actually the Denver defense that dragged Tebow and the rest of Denver's dreary little offense along for the ride. That defense is still there, but now a healthy Peyton Manning is running the other piece of the show. Peyton must feel he stepped in something wonderful at last. In all his years at Indy, he never had a defense like the one he has in Denver this year. This is the best pass defense in the playoffs (though Seattle and San Fran are close), and the Broncos are also one of only seven teams this year to give up fewer than 100 yards rushing per game. Denver is also the only AFC team this year to give up fewer than 300 points in the regular season.

Peyton has the best yards/pass numbers in the playoffs and he has the rare luxury of a strong defense as well. Why don't we just hand them the trophy right now?

Well, one reason is the Patriots. They have once again scored a ridiculous number of points (557, to be exact), and scoring points is the most important thing you have to do in January and February. While the Patriot defense is nothing special this year, Brady is so good and so efficient that he can often prevail simply by racking up point totals lesser QBs cannot. Also, while it is possible to beat New England, you cannot beat them up. They lost only four games this year by a total of eleven points. This means that even against strong opponents, they will have the ball in Brady's hands at the end of a close game. Denver is the NFL's best this year, but New England is still dangerous. One must note, however, that the Patriots are only the #2 seed. To get to the Superbowl they will have to win in Denver.

The AFC wild-card games feature Cincinnati at Houston and Indianapolis at Baltimore. Both home teams are favored and both should win but it's hard to find much value in the pointspreads of these games. Baltimore only went 10 - 6 this year, had a relatively weak schedule, and lost four of their last five, so it is tempting to take the points and jump aboard the Andrew Luck train. I remain skeptical of any team in 2012, however, who was capable of losing to the NY Jets by 26 points. Pass.

Copyright2013MichaelKubacki

Saturday, December 29, 2012

OBAMA---THE REELECTION

“Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.” Wordsworth. A line of poetry that stuck in my head years ago and now seems the only phrase to describe my feelings on this Tuesday night of November 6, 2012. The news arrives around 11pm. Obama wins Ohio. It's over. Obama has been reelected. We are now, as Mark Steyn puts it, “in the suicide phase of advanced western society.” Europe has been in this phase for some time, and with this election, we have joined them.

It is the end of America. Beforehand, when I tried to imagine the possibility Obama would win, that was my conclusion. Realistically, now that it has happened, there's no reason to think otherwise. The America I believed in, that I assumed would always be there, is gone. Something happened while we weren't paying attention. Reagan once said, “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction,” and mine (the Baby Boomers) is the generation that lost it. We didn't pass the meaning of freedom on to our children, or at least not to enough of them, and now the end has come.

Nothing now would stop the implementation of Obamacare, so what could be done? My life expectancy was suddenly a bit shorter. A few minutes before the news came, I had owned my knees, my colon, my pancreas, my prostate, my hips---all the things that go wrong as a guy gets older. Something on that list would, more than likely, kill me someday. But at least I owned them! Now a person I didn't know, somewhere in the federal government, would decide what was to be done with them. Cancer treatment? Well, maybe. Depends on your age, of course. What kind of value do you bring to the table with your remaining years? A new knee? Well, how cost-effective would that really be, for America? You may want a new knee, Mr. Kubacki, but let's be realistic. Where's the “value-add” for the rest of us?

Sam and Bella and Gabriel and Max were in the house, representing the “youth,” I suppose. They were pleased. They had all voted for Obama. Later, it would be revealed that those under thirty had voted overwhelmingly for Obama. Another sign of the apocalypse. They are the ones who will be victimized the most when we are all impoverished, when America's streets become so very dangerous, when jobs cannot be found, when all the doctors come from Lahore rather than Johns Hopkins, when money no longer can be depended upon to hold its value, when no one can afford to retire except the favored few at GE and Goldman Sachs and Google, or those who work in academia or government.

Since 1965, under LBJ, the Left has claimed not only that government can take care of us but that government should take care of us. Have they found enough believers and indoctrinated enough schoolchildren so the philosophical battle is now irretrievably lost? Maybe. That's the way it seems, in any event. As we see from Europe, government control of medicine is a huge step in the process. Once citizens no longer own their own bodies, the relation between man and government is changed, and there's no obvious way back. Once a sufficient quantity of the populace buys into the cocoon of dependency, it's not a matter of politics anymore. Adopting Leftism is a moral choice, not a political one, and when enough people make that leap from independence and self-sufficiency, the fundamental values of society change. Everything changes. As we have seen in Europe, people stop going to church. They stop having children. They stop taking care of the old and the infirm. That's too much trouble, or it's the government's job, or it interferes too much with your Starbucks time.

*****

For weeks before the election, I was predicting a Romney victory, largely on the basis of Obama's weakness as an incumbent. When first-term presidents run for reelection, I confidently pointed out, one of two things happens: either he gets more votes than he did the first time or he loses the election. It had never happened in America that a sitting president got fewer votes the second time around, but squeaked by. Never.

There are reasons for this. Every election is different, but elections in which there is an incumbent president tend to be about the incumbent. If the citizenry is generally pleased with his performance, there will be new supporters and more votes (e.g., George Bush, Bill Clinton). If the people are disappointed, some folks who voted for the guy the first time around will not vote, or will even vote for his opponent. The opponent is not exactly irrelevant, but he is of secondary importance. As the wise guys put it, an election like this is a referendum on the incumbent.

And if that is true, then Obama was rejected. After all, he got about four million fewer votes in 2012 than he did four years ago.

But that's not how it works, of course. We can and we will argue about the meaning of the numbers and the extent of Obama's “mandate,” but in a two-party system there's only two guys who have any chance to win and one of them wins and the other one doesn't. None of us should kid ourselves about what happened. Obama won. Obamacare prevailed. Joe Biden will remain a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

And Mitt Romney was a stone loser. He's a nice guy and he has many fine qualities, but even though America didn't like Obama quite as much this time around, Romney still lost. Obama was rejected, and Romney still lost. And he deserved to.

Much has been written about Obama's cynical campaign. The race-baiting (“Put y'all back in chains”), the exploitation of “low-information” women over contraception and abortion, the class warfare about Romney's business success. Certainly the Obama campaign was a disgrace, but in its own polite Republican way, the Romney campaign was every bit as cynical. With its relentless focus on “job creation,” the idea often seemed to be that Romney would (personally) get you a job or make you one or somehow place you at a desk or an assembly line or a delivery truck somewhere.

This strategy was always doomed. If you had a job, why would you vote for Romney? And if you didn't have a job and the bills were piling up and the collection calls were filling up your answering machine, who would give you the unemployment benefits and food stamps and welfare benefits to carry you through? Obama, of course! It's absurd for a Republican to base a campaign on what he can give voters because Republicans will NEVER win that battle against Democrats. As we have seen, there is literally no limit to the amount of public money Democrats will spend to buy votes. Obamaphones? Two years of unemployment checks? Millions of people added to the Social Security disability rolls? And none of this is really new. FDR pioneered the process, doubling the federal budget to put public works money in every state and almost every town in order to ensure his continued reelections. Today, Obama simply prints money to accomplish the same thing. And the Democrats have a monopoly on it. This is a playing field on which Republicans can never compete.

The reason we were given to vote for Romney was that a) he understood business and b) he was NOT Obama. But for Republicans to win, doesn't there have to be something more than that? Where was the soaring rhetoric? Where was the condemnation of the Left's push to make us all smaller while making the government bigger? Where was the rage at America's sudden support for the most backward and misogynist political philosophy to be found in the Middle East? Where was the demand, in the face of numerous scandals and cover-ups, that the rule of law be respected?

Maybe these are more complicated ideas than “I'll find YOU a job,” but they weren't that complicated. When a federal program winds up killing a US border agent and several hundred Mexican civilians, the story should be told. When financial laws are flouted so the vast assets of a car company can be seized and handed over to political allies of the president, Republicans must have the courage to object, and in no uncertain terms. There are principles at stake and they are principles that used to be regarded as important. In any event, these principles are the only weapons Republicans have to deploy in a political contest. The assumption that conveying a philosophy to the American people is impossible, that it's a sucker's game, was a fundamental error---conveying a philosophy, and being true to that philosophy, is all the Republicans have ever had.

Maybe Romney just couldn't do it because he is not a conservative and he doesn't understand the ideas and he cannot comfortably express them, but it had to be done. Presidential elections must be about bigger things. Even the Democratic campaign was about bigger things (e.g., collectivism). And though Obama has always been reluctant to outline his beliefs explicitly, there could be no mistake at this point about the direction he seeks.

From the beginning of the primaries, Romney was a candidate who refused to engage any of his opponents on the issues but instead attacked them personally. And one by one (Cain, Bachman, Gingrich, Santorum...), he picked them off. All of them were flawed, it is true, but as the Republican party turned to first one, then another, then another, the one thing that should have been clear is that very few Republicans actually wanted Romney. He was the proverbial child whose parents had to hang a pork chop around his neck so the family dog would play with him. And then he was the only one left and we all decided (me included) that, at least, he was better than the alternative.

His deficiencies as a candidate all seem so obvious now, but we ignored them because he was not Obama.

Even apart from his political views, or lack of them, was the problem that he was identified from the get-go with Massachusetts. Republicans cannot win a national election without the South, and Southerners find it almost impossible to view Northeastern effete types as serious human beings. This was one of John Kerry's problems, and it was also Mitt Romney's. Southerners can respect learning and do not really dislike the Harvard- or Yale-educated, but there is always a suspicion that they lack a certain necessary quantum of common sense and manliness. “Harvard boys have their uses,” Roy Blount, Jr. once said, “but you would never let them play in the Orange Bowl.”

Ultimately, Romney lost both Florida and Virginia, and these were two of the states Obama won in 2008 that any Republican had to win in 2012. He probably lost those states not for any particular ideological reason, but because he was perceived as a silly guy from Cape Cod who didn't know a Dr. Pepper from a mint julep and had never tasted either one. As a general matter, this was Romney's problem across the country, and not merely in the South. He got more votes than McCain did, but in the wrong places. He lost all the Democratic strongholds by fewer votes, but he still lost them. This is what happens to a Republican moderate. They lose blue states by less, and they also lose some red states that a conservative could win. There are always too many voters who WILL NOT take a candidate like Romney seriously.

*****

As I await the meltdown, with little hope that the country I grew up in will be recognizable even a few years from now, I find myself focusing on smaller issues, the sort of things that might matter if I am completely wrong about our immediately future. Voting, for example. If there are more elections to come in America, it would be nice if they were 1) honestly run, and 2) fairly reflected the views of individual citizens.

The fraud bothers me. It has always bothered me, but the difference in 2012 is that no one seems to be concerned about it. Cheating has become normal. In Philly, in 59 voting divisions, Romney got no votes, for a total of 19,605 to 0. In Chicago, 37 precincts voted only for Obama, with a total of 17,007 – 0. In Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) there were 16 divisions that went 100% for Obama, for a total of 5439 – 0. There were 112 other divisions where Obama got more than 99% of the vote, with approximate totals of 50,000 to 295.

These numbers are impossible. Studies have shown that almost 2% of all ballots are spoiled. Accidental voting for the “wrong” candidate is one of the ways this can happen, and it happens regularly, everywhere. It is not possible that 19,605 votes in 59 Philly divisions were cast for Obama and none was cast for Romney. Even if everyone in those divisions had wanted to vote for Obama, Romney would have received several hundred mistaken, accidental votes. That he did not is proof that fraud was present, and is now embedded as an institutional aspect of our modern system of voting, at least in Democratic fiefdoms.

It is as if cheating were now an acceptable part of the process. The Left, simply because it was their partisans who perpetrated it, have no interest in discussing it. For Republicans, it is impolite to mention what happened in Philly and Cleveland and Chicago because the fraud cannot be disconnected from the black cities and neighborhoods where it occurred.

And though the numbers themselves demonstrate the cheating, the “defense” offered by local politicos is even more disgraceful. It is something along the lines of: “Black people will only vote for Obama, so these numbers are not surprising at all. We're amazed if somebody votes for the white guy.”

All of which begins to detail the more serious problem. While the 19,605 – 0 is proof of cheating, there is no reason to doubt the exit polls indicating that in 2008, 96% of black voters chose Obama and that 93% did in 2012. These numbers should fill all of us with a profound sadness. Is this really what black people in modern America have done with the right to vote, secured for them only with the blood of their ancestors? The Civil War, Reconstruction, Jim Crow, lynchings, the decades-long political fights over suffrage for black Americans---and this is what happens? Block voting for a man because of his skin color? Tribalism? The vote for Obama (and excuses for vote fraud that benefited him) are a stain on black Americans. Are black voters as a group so cowardly that they are unable to think (and vote) for themselves?

After all, it's not like 96% of black Americans agree with Obama, is it? A large majority of black voters in California voted against gay marriage four years ago, even as they were voting en masse for Obama. And they certainly don't agree with his (pro-infanticide) views on abortion. Since black women are five times as likely as white women to have an abortion, there is a political movement (which once included Jesse Jackson) that condemns abortion as genocide. Black voters are actually more anti-abortion than other demographic categories, yet they give 96% of their votes to the the most radical pro-abortion politician in American history?

More to the point, there is NO issue on which 96% of black people agree with Obama because 96% of black people in America do not agree on anything. For example, 96% of black people in America do not agree that Tupac is dead.

*****

If it sounds like I have little hope for America's future, I suppose that is true. There is certainly nothing in the current debate over the “fiscal cliff,” in which both sides are studiously ignoring the real issue of spending and budget deficits, to provide any reason for optimism. More precisely, the problem for a guy like me is the inability to see past the coming meltdown and figure out what will be important and what I should worry about. That's the frightening bit. What will our piece of the world look like after the riots and after the defaults and after the money disappears and after the insurrections? When all of history converges on a singular point, there is no way to predict what will happen on the other side of that point. This is true even if we are looking backwards. What did the universe look like before the Big Bang occurred? No one knows. No one even knows how to begin to think about how one might go about attacking such an issue in a rational way. What America will look like on the other side of Obama is a question only for madmen.

Regarding the “fiscal cliff” and the impending tax increases (the largest in American history), it is tempting for us conservatives to demand Congress hold the line and fight Obama on taxes, especially since Republicans still control the House, the constitutional font of all revenue bills. The Republican record here, however, is nothing to be proud of. They could have refused to increase the debt ceiling, but they didn't. Boehner could have insisted on real cuts in spending, but he didn't want to or he got suckered but in any case it didn't happen. So why would anyone think the Republicans will get serious now? I certainly don't. They have already started to cave, in fact, and are negotiating against themselves. Obama is the President and the Senate is controlled by Democrats..Wouldn't the expectation be that these forces propose a plan for the “fiscal cliff” that the rest of us could consider? Instead, all the questions are put to the Republicans.

The better course, both fiscally and politically, is to let Obama have his way. Let the Obamacare taxes all go into effect and let him impose whatever tax rate he wants on the hated rich. Death taxes? Sure. Big Pharma? Outta here. Medical device companies? Crush them. Family farms? Seize them all for taxes. Since the Republicans in the House are unwilling to take a meaningful stand, there is much to be said for having them simply stand aside. The European economy is in a state of near-collapse, and the sooner we get there ourselves, the sooner we will be forced to face reality. The federal government now borrows $188 million per hour, so the end is certainly near. Why not let Obama have his way and have it all come crashing down now rather than six or seven years from now? When unemployment doubles, when benefit payments are cut, when our dollars are worth nothing---at that point, something will change. Life in America may have to get a lot worse before it gets better, but the abyss now seems inevitable, so let's jump.

Copyright 2012Michael Kubacki

Saturday, December 15, 2012

NONSTOP FLIGHT---PHILLY TO SALT LAKE


Haiku
There's nothing, nothing
nothing, nothing, nothing, and
then there's Salt Lake City.

A while ago, I read that about 3% of the land in the United States has been developed. You don't really get a sense of the vast emptiness of America when you live in Philadelphia, with cheesesteak joints and taprooms on every corner, but an airplane ride from Philly to Salt Lake City, on a clear day, will straighten you out.

There's a lot of empty space even in Pennsylvania and eastern Ohio, though from 35,000 feet, you can usually see some evidence of human activity. But once Ohio flattens out, (“flatter than piss on a plate,” is how many Michiganders describe Ohio), you hit America's vast central craton, and there are long, long stretches of nothing.

The craton continues for a while. I guess this was the bit that got ironed out by the glaciers a while back. At first, a lot of it is farmland divided into neat little boxes. Then it isn't even worth farming any more, and then you start seeing hills and bigger hills and mountains. You have entered the basin and range part of your journey, and then THAT is all you see---basin and range, basin and range, basin and range. Nobody lives there. Nobody farms there. Even roads are hard to find.

At this point, you begin to wonder about recycling. In particular, you ask: why? Flying from Philly to Salt Lake on a clear day, you see 73 million-bazillion square miles of free landfill. Why this obsession with recycling in America? Why do cities and states spend tens of billions of dollars every year processing trash it would far cheaper and easier (and often, more environmentally responsible), to throw away? We could throw stuff away for thousands of years without even noticing it. Why don't we?

The main reason is a guy named J. Winston Porter, an EPA bureaucrat who, in 1989, wrote a paper entitled “The Solid Waste Dilemma: Agenda For Action.” A year before, the garbage barge Mobro 4000 had wandered up and down the East Coast for a few months looking for a place to dump its garbage and was featured on the network news every night. With the barge in everyone's consciousness, Porter's article claimed the US was running out of landfill space AND WE HAD TO START RECYCLING MORE!!!!!

It was never true. It's not true now. We have never faced a shortage of landfill space, as you can verify for yourself by flying from Philly to Salt Lake City on a clear day.

The only major item of trash it makes any economic sense to recycle is aluminum, which means that beer cans would be recycled without any government help whatsoever. In fact, a pickup truck stops at my curb every week before the recycling truck arrives and grabs my cans. No government is necessary, thank you.

All the rest of it, recycling the paper and glass and plastic, is just a waste of money.

Copyright2012MichaelKubacki




Thursday, February 2, 2012

2012 SUPERBOWL


In the all-important yards/pass metric, the Patriots are the best of the AFC and the Giants are third (after Green Bay and New Orleans) in the NFC. Among teams in the playoffs, both of them were well down the list defensively (NE fifth in the AFC, NYG fifth in the NFC).

Two teams with excellent offenses and adequate defenses---an absolutely typical Superbowl.

New England's offense (7.3 yds/pass, adjusted) is better than New York's (6.5 yds/pass, adjusted). Defensive yds/pass numbers favor the Giants, but by a much smaller margin. New England should win this game, and by more than the three points by which they are favored.

Copyright2012MichaelKubacki

Thursday, January 19, 2012

2012 NFL PLAYOFFS---CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS


And then there were four.

Of the teams remaining, New England and New York have the two best offenses. Baltimore and San Francisco have the two best defenses. In other words, expect to see the Patriots and the Giants in the Superbowl.

Baltimore + 7 ½ @ New England

This is the “easy” one, of course. Nobody really thinks the Ravens can win this, especially in New England. The question is whether it is wise to lay the 7 ½.

I think it is. While this game may not be the rout that Denver – New England turned out to be, the Patriots still boast the best yards/pass numbers in the AFC, by a large margin, so you have to expect they will score 30+ in this one. The issue then becomes: can Joe Flacco keep his team close if the contest is a shootout.

Joe Flacco? Take the Patriots. Lay the points.

New York + 2 ½ @ San Francisco

This is much closer. On balance, the yards/pass numbers favor New York, but only slightly. And of course, the game is in San Francisco.

Neither one of them had anything to be ashamed of last week---that much is clear. Both these teams are smokin', and feeling pretty darn good about themselves. The Giants may not be a juggernaut (like the Pats), but they beat the bejesus out of the mighty Packers. Similarly, if there were some doubts about the 49ers being “just a good defense,” the last five minutes of the New Orleans game probably opened some eyes. It looks like a good game.

I think New York merits a small edge, but if you want to claim it's a toss-up, I wouldn't argue. However, if you're giving me 2 ½ points, I take the Giants.

Copyright2012MichaelKubacki

Thursday, January 12, 2012

2012 NFL PLAYOFFS UPDATE


Denver +13 ½ @ New England

Can Tebow do it again? Well, no, of course not. But then I was the guy who told you Denver doesn't belong in the playoffs.

It's difficult to be cold and hard and logical about this game after you've spent the past few days dropping to one knee and Tebowing at the slightest provocation. A nicely cooked omelet? Down I go. Thank you, Lord! A smile from a colleague who I thought didn't like me much? Cool and the gang, Lord! A parking place next to the entrance at the mall? Hallelujah! I will be rooting hard for Tim Tebow on Sunday, as will most of America.

But honestly, guys, Pittsburgh made a classic error last Sunday. It is true they did not engage in a land war in Asia (which is the classic error---thanks, Rob Reiner), but the mistake they made was just as bad. They brought their secondary up to the line to stuff the run and they blitzed safeties all afternoon. Why? The previous Sunday, Kansas City had given up three points to the Broncos by playing them pretty much straight up. But Pittsburgh was smarter, weren't they? They decided to challenge Tebow. Let's make him beat us with his arm! And guess what---he did.

New England will not make that mistake. They are better than Denver, they know they are better, and they know they can win without trickery or an over-nuanced game plan. New England beat Denver 41 – 23 less than a month ago, and that was in Denver. They will beat them again, and they will cover.

New Orleans -3 ½ @ San Fran

This is a strange line. Why would the Saints be favored on the road against a legitimate #2 seed who had last week off?

I'm guessing it's the Drew Brees factor, and it is true the New Orleans yards/pass numbers are superior to San Fran's. The numbers are close, however, and the 49ers are 7 – 1 at home this year, while the Saints are a rather ordinary 5 – 3 on the road. In fact, the Saints on the road are a different team from the Saints at home. Away from the Big Easy, their point differential is a mere 22 points.

I expect San Francisco wins this game. I'm certainly taking the points.

New York +7 ½ @ Green Bay

The one thing you can say about the Giants is that they are peaking at the right time. Green Bay at the tundra, however, was 8 – 0, and they outscored their opponents by an average of 17 points per game. You are allowed to believe, if you wish, that the Giants have finally figured it all out and will shock everyone the way they did in 2008, but you cannot look at the numbers for these teams and conclude that this game will be close. Green Bay wins comfortably and covers.

Houston +7 ½ @ Baltimore

Houston is on the road, where you don't want to be in the playoffs Baltimore, on the other hand, is 8 – 0 at home this year and certainly has the edge over the Texans in playoff experience.

On paper, however, the game is something of a mismatch. Houston is significantly better than the Ravens on both offense and defense. I am taking the points, and I think it is likely Houston will win outright.

Copyright2012MichaelKubacki


Monday, January 2, 2012

THE 2012 NFL PLAYOFFS


I come into this year's playoffs as I always do, knowing nothing about football but knowing something about games.

First, teams that can score are teams that win championships. The corollary to this law is that defense is always overrated. Though a good defense will often get you into the playoffs (in any sport), the ultimate winners are almost always those teams that, when they really really really need to, can put the biscuit in the basket. Against anybody. This is why storied players have names like Joe Namath, Reggie Jackson, Wayne Gretsky, Michael Jordan, Joe Montana, Magic Johnson, Mickey Mantle, Jerry Rice and Gordie Howe. Granted there are a few Mean Joe Greens and Bob Gibsons on the list as well, but they are far outnumbered by the parties of the first part.

Once the teams are chosen for the NFL tournament, I rate them all on a yards/pass metric featuring an adjustment for interceptions. History has shown that this number (which reflects the ability to throw the ball down the field) is correlated with Superbowl victories. The same method is also used to generate a defensive yards/pass, which is not as important as the offensive number, but it matters. Finally, I look at the point differential for each team. This year, for example, New Orleans outscored its opponents by 208 points while Denver was itself outscored by 81. Unless football results are entirely random, this difference is significant.

I rank the teams as follows:

NFC

Green Bay (surprised?)

New Orleans

New York Giants

San Francisco

Detroit

Atlanta

AFC

New England

Houston

Pittsburgh

Baltimore

Cincinnati

Denver

The differences among these teams are sometimes large, so much so that I can class some as “contenders” (Green Bay, New Orleans, NY Giants, New England, Houston and Pittsburgh) and others are “pretenders” (Detroit, Atlanta, Cincinnati and Denver).

San Francisco and Baltimore deserve their own category. They are not that good. Their passing offenses are among the weakest in the field and a team's passing offense is the primary determinant of whether that team will win the Superbowl.

However, both the 49ers and the Ravens have byes in the first round, followed by games at home (where they are 7 – 1 and 8 – 0, respectively) in the second. If they survive, they will have only the Conference Championship (which may also be a home game) between them and the Superbowl. It's hard to discard them from consideration, in other words, though neither seems good enough to win it all. Let me leave it at this: if either one makes it to the Superbowl, they will lose by double digits.

The conferences present different possibilities. In the NFC, for example, I would be as shocked as anyone if the Packers did not make it to the dance. New Orleans is a very nice team, and Drew Brees is great fun to watch. The Giants are not in that class, but they are better than they look. Green Bay, however, has the best yards/pass numbers in the field by a healthy margin, and a decent defense as well. Expect Green Bay to be playing on February 5.

The AFC is more of a crapshoot. New England is at the top of the list, and they boast the best offensive yards/pass number in the conference. The Patriots, however, depend on outscoring people; they only held an opponent to single digits once this year, and a typical victory was something like 35 – 24. Their lowest point production of the year was 17 against Pittsburgh and 20 against the Giants, and they lost both those games. It is possible to beat New England if you somehow manage to throttle their offense, and both Houston and Pittsburgh are sort-of, maybe, possibly capable of doing that. Of course, they will have to do it in the Great White North, in January.

I am hoping for (and expect) a Green Bay – New England Superbowl. Green Bay will be favored, and they will probably win it again.

The Wild Card Games

Cincy at Houston (-3). Houston will romp. Lay the points, and lay them now since they will probably increase as the week progresses.

Pittsburgh at Denver (+8). When is the last time you saw a home dog getting 8 points in the playoffs? Nobody loves Tebow more than I do (except his mom), and I will be rooting for the boy, but this game is a joke. Denver is the worst team to make the playoffs in quite a while. Lay the points. Bet the house.

Detroit at New Orleans (-10 ½). The Saints are undefeated at home, and the smallest margin of victory was a touchdown (versus Houston). The Saints certainly win this game, and they probably cover, but Detroit can light it up also, and 10 ½ is too many points. I pass.

Atlanta at NY Giants (-3). It's hard to love either of these guys. The Giants, on paper, are a bit better, and they're at home, and they are only laying three, so I guess if I were forced to bet this game, I would take New York. I'd rather pass.

Copyright2012MichaelKubacki

Thursday, December 29, 2011

REPUBLICANS 101---THE TROUBLE WITH MITT

It is often said that Rudy Giuliani's campaign for president in 2008 will be taught in poly sci classes for decades as the way NOT to run for president.  Rudy, as you may recall, focused all his attention on winning Florida, ignoring the first six states in the primary calendar.  The result was that by the time Florida arrived, almost a month after the Iowa caucuses, the nomination had virtually been decided and Rudy had been forgotten.

Well, Rudy Giuliani looked like a dope in 2008.  There's no doubt about that.  On the other hand, Giuliani was always a longshot to secure the Republican nomination.  As a  pro-choice, Catholic, multiple-wived moderate from a big Eastern blue state, he was probably not going to be the Republican candidate no matter what he did, so can he really be excoriated for a strategy that maybe, possibly, coulda-shoulda  have given him a chance if things had worked out differently?  Rudy was certainly a loser in 2008, but a fool?  He had a strategy, he stuck with it, and it failed.  Was Huckabee so much smarter?  After all, he lost as well.

All of which brings us to the Romney campaign for the Republican nomination in 2012.  As I write this, there is a distinct possibility that Romney will get the nomination, though I personally doubt it.  Even if he succeeds, however, his campaign gets my nomination for the stupidest presidential run of all time.

Consider the situation when the current presidential campaign began, shortly after the Republican landslide in 2010.  All of the ideas and enthusiasm in 2010 came from the Tea Party uprising, but since the Tea Party had no political organization of its own, it decided to use the decaying husk of the Republican Party to further its political goals.  The result was a gain of 63 seats in the House, and Republican control.

At the time, memories of the 2008 campaign for the Republican presidential nomination were fresh in everyone's mind.  The choice of John McCain had been a disaster, the wrong man at the wrong time.  As a moderate in a field of conservatives, he was able to split the opposition voters and get the nomination even though only a minority in the party wanted him, but the ultimate harvest was an embarrassing defeat in November.

Following the McCain debacle and the Tea Party landslide, the path to victory for Republicans in 2012 was clear.  Nominate a conservative, harness the enthusiasm borne out of the Tea Party and the widespread horror at Obama's agenda, and roll to victory.

Mitt Romney was ideally situated to be the guy to beat Obama.  He was the “next in line” for the Republicans, he had positioned himself as a conservative (along with Huckabee) in 2008.  ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS STEP IN FRONT OF THE PARADE.  And he refused to do so.  He would not be the conservative the Republican party was looking for.  He had to be something else---a moderate, a technocrat, something....

Mitt Romney could have been the presumptive nominee for president for a year now.  He would have had to backtrack a bit on the philosophical underpinnings of Romneycare, and a few other missteps.  (He is at least partly responsible for bringing gay marriage to Massachusetts---not something you want to highlight on your conservative resume.)  But he could have put all that behind him months ago. He didn't, and he didn't because he did not want to be the conservative golden boy, even though accepting that mantle would likely have swept him to the nomination and into the White House.

Why?  I can only assume it's because he hates me, and people like me, and the things we believe in.    And at this point, the feeling is mutual.  I have really grown to dislike the guy.

In addition, I do not see him as beating Obama, though this seems to be the selling point that his supporters flog relentlessly to those of us who refuse to jump aboard the bandwagon.  He's “electable,” we are told.  I am not seeing what they're seeing.

There are many reasons to doubt this “electability” mantra, but one of the main ones is that Southerners like him even less than I do.  In 2008, Romney was very weak in the Southern primaries, and current polling does not suggest his image there has improved.  To beat Obama, a Republican will have to make serious inroads into Florida, North Carolina and Virginia, all of which were won by Obama.  Romney might even have trouble in red states like Kentucky and Tennessee, though both went for McCain in 2008.  Whatever you may think about Santorum, Perry, Gingrich and Bachman, they would almost certainly do better throughout the South than Romney would.

A further complication with Romney is that his nomination raises the likelihood of a conservative third-party candidate, and that would ensure Obama's reelection.  At this point it's hard to estimate the probability of such a thing happening, but it is certainly more likely if Romney gets the nod than if one of the conservatives does.

Finally, shouldn't it be obvious by now that America just doesn't want Mitt Romney as its president?  He has more money to spend and more name recognition, but he just can't get more than a fourth of Republicans to like him.  The rest of us have repeatedly turned to somebody, anybody, to beat him.  Bachman, Perry, Cain, Gingrich---all have been shot down.  Fine.  They weren't perfect.  I too saw their flaws.  BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ROMNEY.  This is what I tend to scream at the conservative icons on my TV screen---Ann Coulter, Hugh Hewitt, Charles Krauthammer---when they tell me what's wrong with the other guys.  Fine, I say.  I don't need Gingrich.  I don't love the guy.  Get me somebody else.  Get me Jindel or Rubio or Palin or somebody.  Or go back to Perry and give him another shot.  BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ROMNEY...YOU CAN'T HAVE ROMNEY...YOU CAN'T HAVE ROMNEY...YOU CAN'T HAVE ROMNEY....


Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

AND THE RICH GET RICHER


There is a lot of talk these days about “income inequality,” and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and other bits of class-warfare dogma. Our president talks about it all the time, and it's an article of faith with Occupy demonstrators and other leftists. The rich are getting richer, we are told, and whatever income mobility once existed in America is gone. If you're poor, you're going to stay poor. If you're in that top 1% or top 5% or top whatever%, you're going to stay there.

The general point is hooey (as you may have guessed). Thomas Sowell and others have debunked the theory repeatedly. The problem, in a nutshell, is that the case for income inequality confuses statistical categories with actual people. Thus, though it may be true that the people in the highest 1% had more money in 2009 than the highest 1% had in 2004, they are different people. In fact, people move from income category to income category over time, and they may move to a higher or lower category. Whatever you may wish to believe, we are NOT Ghana. People are constantly moving up and down. Usually, they move up, as they age and acquire more experience.

This becomes clear when you look at specific individuals rather than groups of people in categories. It is possible to do this through data from the IRS, which tracks individuals via their social security numbers. When we look at individuals rather than categories, we find that the actual people who were in the bottom 20% of income in 1996 saw their incomes rise 91% by 2005. By contrast, people in the top 20% income level saw their income rise by only 10% by 2005, and the income of those in the top 5% and the top 1% actually fell. (Note: most of these numbers come from Intellectuals and Society by Thomas Sowell [Basic Books, 2009], a book I highly recommend.)

In other words, the class warfare argument is based in junk science. The germ of truth, however, is what makes it interesting. Over the years, it is true that the income level of the top 20% of earners has increased relative to the income of the bottom 20%. “The rich” this year are not the same people as “the rich” last year, and this year's poor are different from last year's poor, but the gap between the categories is, in fact, wider. The poor are not poorer, but the rich are definitely richer. Why? What is there about America that has made the filthy rich get filthy richer?

The answer is technology.

A friend mentioned the other day that Bob Vila (“This Old House”) not only tweets regularly, but actually has someone manage his Twitter account for him. He pays someone to tweet for him, to read messages he doesn't have time to read, and to answer them. “I hear there are a bunch of celebrities that do that,” my friend said. “It's a regular Hollywood job now---being a ghost tweeter and social media person.”

And of course, there's really only one reason for it. There's money in it.

Let's take Bob Vila, for example. First of all, he has fans. He probably doesn't have fans who stalk him or chase him down the street or fantasize about him (though he might), but there are people who will glance at a book at Home Depot because it has his name on it. There are people who, if they see Bob Vila while flipping through channels on the remote, will stop and watch for a while. There are women who, if they see a tool with Bob Vila's name on it, will buy it for their husband's birthday. If you want to replace a faucet, and there's a website with Bob Vila's name on it that explains how to change a faucet, you may go to that website and accidentally glance at the ads surrounding the copy.

All these things translate into cash, but they only do so because we know who Bob Vila is. He's a “brand” now, and a wealthy man. But it is only because of the explosion in communications over the past fifty years that his success is possible. In 1960, he might have had a little TV show and he might have sold a few books, but without cable and the new media and the internet, he would never have achieved the sort of fame that has turned him into a mini-industry. Fifty years ago, there was no way for a guy like Bob Vila to become what Bob Vila is today. Today, if Bob Vila did not have an employee who tweeted for him, he would be throwing money away.

There are thousands of examples. Mickey Mantle, Duke Snyder, Willie Mays and Richie Ashburn were the great centerfielders of the 1950's, and they are all in the Hall of Fame, but you can take the money they made, add it all up and adjust it for inflation, and it still won't be close to what Shane Victorino makes today.

Or consider Frank Sinatra, a man at the pinnacle of popular music for four decades. Frank was a huge success, and became a very rich man, but he never saw the sort of money Lady Gaga pulls in.

There are even people who could not have existed fifty years ago, whose “careers” are entirely a result, and a function of, modern communications. Kim Kardashian comes to mind. In 1960, there was no such person, or if there was, she lived in a shotgun shack somewhere in Louisiana, we never learned her name, and our lives were undiminished by her absence from them. Kato Kaelin might have lived down the road from her, in equal obscurity. Google him today and you get 282,000 results. He has a career, you see, just being good old Kato. There will apparently never come a time when he doesn't get invited to the next Celebrity Boxing extravaganza or get offered a cameo in an “original drama” on the USA Network.

In short, the rich today can get richer than the rich did in the past. The real cash value of an extraordinary talent, a great idea, or simply a recognizable name, is higher. This is a sign of economic progress because it means that human capital and new ideas are more easily rewarded than they were in the past. New forms of communication and new technologies facilitate the process by which the marketplace can give people what they want, and giving people what they want is the only “purpose” of the capitalist system.

Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

DEFAULT

Have you heard that “if nothing is done,” the US government will default on its debt in early August? This unprecedented disaster is now presented in news stories as a sort of algebraic equation: DO NOTHING plus AUGUST 2 equals DEFAULT. Only a couple weeks ago, we were being warned about the “possibility” of a default or a “potential” insolvency. Now it's a given. It's the end of the world as we know it. There's the cliff, right up ahead, and we're going over.

Now, I will admit I am not a professor of finance or a professional economist, so here's my question: what the hell are they talking about? How, exactly, will the US government be rendered incapable of paying its debts as they come due? I have searched diligently for an explanation of how this will happen, but neither CNBC nor the New York Times nor the blogging world have anything to offer.

Currently, the debt service for US obligations amounts to about $20 billion each month, give or take. Revenues, primarily tax receipts, are about $200 billion per month, give or take. These are the basic numbers the federal government is working with and they don't vary much from month to month. How, then, can a default occur? When you are taking in ten times the amount you MUST pay out, doesn't the interest on all those trillions of T-bills come first?

Suppose you are bringing home $10,000 a month and your mortgage payment is $1000. Doesn't the mortgage get paid? There may be a lot of things you would rather spend the money on, but would you buy them all and let your house payment go south? According to the news media and virtually all our elected officials, both Republican and Democrat, the only option in this situation is to borrow more money to pay for the new Lexus and the country club dues and the private school tuition and the blond you have tucked away in an apartment downtown. You must pay for those things first, so that if you can't borrow more money somehow, you will have to short Wells Fargo. They're apparently all agreed on this point. Raise the debt limit or we go underwater. Default looms!

With its $200 billion every month, the federal government can pay the debt, the geezers, and the soldiers. At that point, there will be about $75 billion left for everybody else (the Department of Energy, the TSA, welfare programs, the SEC, etc., etc., etc.) to fight over, and none of them will like it.

I'm not suggesting it's a good idea to cut hundreds of government agencies in half (well, OK, maybe I am), but the point is that the default bogeyman is pure hooey. There is no reason to think the US government will default on its debt obligations, whether or not the debt ceiling is raised. It's just a lie, as is Obama's warning yesterday that geezers won't get their Social Security payments in August.

Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

ON THE DEATH OF BIN LADEN

“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ---Mark Twain
On May 1, hours after the news broke about OBL's death, Father Federico Lombardi of the Vatican issued a statement:

"In the face of a man's death, a Christian never rejoices, but reflects on the serious responsibilities of each person before God and before men, and hopes and works so that every event may be the occasion for the further growth of peace and not of hatred."

Is it morally right to celebrate the death of bin Laden? Yes, of course it is. Father Lombardi is wrong, morally, as are other Christians who share his thinking. Not only may one rejoice when evil is vanquished, but the failure to do so gives rise to a profound confusion and a moral relativism that leads us far from anything resembling biblical values. We see this confusion in some of the commentary about OBL's death. Celebrating it, some tell us, makes us equivalent to the Palestinians who partied in the streets when the World Trade Center went down. In other words, feeling pleasure at the slaughter of thousands of innocent people is the same, morally, as taking satisfaction in the execution of a mass murderer. Nothing good can come from this sort of thinking, and the Father Lombardis of the world are partially responsible for it If your moral compass is so broken that all you are able to do is “deplore violence” of any sort, and you cannot distinguish good from evil, you need a new compass.

Christians get confused sometimes because Christ was not a warrior. But He was not a pacifist either. He was not at all uncertain or dismissive, as pacifists are, about good and evil. In confronting the Pharisees, the money-changers, and even the fig tree, Jesus showed no ambivalence. Christ was not into whatever-whatever. Christ had definite views on things and He was not always an especially nice guy about it.

What can be puzzling is Christ's submission to torture and crucifixion. Christ gave himself to suffering because suffering is the lot of man, and He was a man in those final hours. This was His gift to all of us. But the use of this sacrifice to transform Christ into a symbol of non-violence or “tolerance” or moral mushiness is a perversion of Christianity. It misses the point entirely.

Father Lombardi's error is one Jews rarely make, even if they are thoroughly secular and go to synagogue once a year and voted for Obama. Even bagel-and-lox Jews normally have a well-developed sense of evil because, though their spiritual education may have been limited, it was unpolluted by the subtleties of the New Testament. Jewish kids get the Torah, and that's all they get, and one cannot read the Torah without getting the unambiguous message that God really, really, really hates evil and that, for us mortals, hatred of evil and a willingness to fight it are an essential component of obedience to God. For most Jews, it is a given that if one loves God, one must fight evil. For a Christian, even a Christian like Father Lombardi of the Vatican, it's a lot more complicated and nuanced and confusing.

Also, of course, the question of whether it is proper to celebrate the death of a monster is an ethical question, and ethical questions are pretty much what rabbis do for a living, and they've been doing it since long before Christ. That's what the Talmud is all about. Unlike Christians, Jews don't speculate much on the afterlife; they are an earthbound people who were “chosen,” in part, to tell the rest of us how God wants us to behave, so they've had a lot of practice in arguing about these questions.


And that (arguing) is what they do. There's no pope, there's no hierarchy, there's no white smoke and infallible pronouncements. There's just a bunch of rabbis writing books and arguing with each other down through the centuries. It's a dialectical process and, well, I suppose this is my prejudice, but I'll take a dialectical process over revelation any day of the week. Maybe if I had actually had a revelation, I would feel differently about it, but instead of having revelations I went to law school, so there it is. Some of us rely on reason and argument. Some of us only find the truth that way. Some of us prefer double-blind studies at Johns Hopkins to the ancient mutterings of Chinese herbalists.

It would be unfair to suggest that Christians are unable to handle these questions, you understand. All I'm saying is that if you rely on Vatican spokesmen for your understanding of good and evil in this dirty little world, you're just not playing the percentages. Jews have seen more evil than Father Lombardi can ever imagine, they know what to do with it, and they are unlikely to make Lombardi's mistake.

On the evening of March 8, 2004, I received a phone call from my friend Joe Andrejewski, a man with many connections in the US military. Joe informed me that Abu Abbas had died in Iraq a few hours before, after having been captured by American troops. Abbas had been on the run since 1985, when he masterminded the Achille Lauro hijacking and then had been permitted to escape from Italian custody. My parents had been among the twelve American hostages terrorized by the PLO aboard the Achille Lauro, and while I had not spent the preceding nineteen years dreaming of revenge, I was nevertheless aware that Abu Abbas had escaped justice, and Joe Andrejewski was aware I was aware.

I thanked him for the news, and we ended the conversation. I stood there in my kitchen for a while, staring out the window into the twilight. My cat Seven was on the kitchen table, and I scratched his head for a minute while he purred. Then I took a beer out of the refrigerator and stepped out into the backyard. It was a warmish day for early March and I noticed the crocuses were emerging. I popped the beer and took a pull. I've had thousands of beers, I suppose, but this one seemed especially cold and piquant. The world, on the evening of March 8, seemed a better place. I was not, at that moment, interested in “the further growth of peace.” I was glad the bastard was dead.

Few of us are saints, and most of us do not even aspire to be. We try to do the right thing and we try to please God, and if we are lucky, we will succeed some of the time. It is too much to ask of a man that he not take some satisfaction in imagining that when we triumph over an evil man like Osama bin Laden, God is pleased.


Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

Thursday, April 28, 2011

PLANNED PARENTHOOD

It was about a week ago and the latest budget battle had just concluded (the one where the Republicans caved to Obama---oh, wait---I guess that describes all of the budget battles), and I happened to be in a room full of lefties and, as sometimes happens, one of them started working me over about it. So I started talking about the apocalypse that is coming now that both parties seem to have decided that spending $1.5 trillion more than you take in every year is something nobody has to worry about until 2040 or so, and they rose up en masse and stopped me.

That wasn't the point of what happened, you see. The real issue was those rascally Republicans trying to cut public funding for Planned Parenthood. How dare they attempt this! Planned Parenthood, I was told, will occasionally perform an abortion, but what they do most of the time is write prescriptions and do pap smears and other women's healthy-type things and---well, you've probably heard the line they're taking on all the news channels. Planned Parenthood is in every state, with 865 locations, they do more abortions than any other organization in the U.S. (332,278 in 2009), and according to the former director of the PP clinic in Bryan, Texas, offices get quotas on the number of abortions they are expected to perform. Suggesting Planned Parenthood runs a string of “abortion clinics,” however, is now officially considered hate speech. I mean, next they'll be telling me the Colonel doesn't sell chicken.

But that's not really the point. What is stunning is that anyone, on the left or the right, cares about the public funding of Planned Parenthood at this moment in history. The world price of both wheat and corn have doubled in the past ten months and food riots are breaking out around the world because people are starving. The dollar is crashing, and when the bankers of the world come up with an alternative reserve currency, commodity prices in America will instantly rise by 50% and industry will shut down. Before rational political leadership can be installed in the United States, there is a not-insignificant chance that the U.S., and the world economy, will spin into a crash that will make the Great Depression look like New Year's Eve. The government is broke, and broken.

But the real issue, they tell me, is public funding for Planned Parenthood.

Well, fine. Let's talk about Planned Parenthood. Let's put that issue to rest, at least. Because there is so much wrong with public funding for Planned Parenthood that I hardly know where to begin.

Let's start with what we're not talking about. We're not talking about abortion and whether it is right or wrong. People disagree about that, and while the spectrum of views in America is vast, the number of people who (basically) approve of abortion is about equal to the number of people who (basically) disapprove. It's a 50-50 issue and it's been that way for forty years, since Roe v. Wade came down. For a long time, it has been the moral issue in America, and it will probably remain that way until Roe v. Wade is reversed and the American people are again permitted to express their views on the subject through the democratic process.

But abortion is legal everywhere in America. We're not talking about that.

What we are talking about is the insistence of abortion advocates that people who disapprove of abortion should nevertheless be forced to pay for them. That is the meaning of “public funding.” This has never been a 50-50 issue. The American people have been asked about this in polls for decades, and public funding has never been supported by more than 30% of respondents. Most Americans see there is a moral issue involved and that those who disapprove of abortion are not “wrong,” so it is unfair to force them to pay for it. There are also those who want abortion to remain legal, but disapprove of public funding for a procedure that, in the vast majority of cases, is elective surgery. If we don't pay for other people's nose jobs, they argue, why should we pay for their abortions?

Let's make this personal. All of you know someone---a serious Christian, an Orthodox Jew, a Libertarian, a crank---who, for whatever moral or ethical reason, views abortion as wrong. I think of Marge Murphy, an older Catholic woman I know who sports a “Pray The Rosary” bumper sticker on her car. Why, I wonder, should Marge have to pay, through her taxes, for other people's abortions? You probably know someone like that, or someone with similar beliefs. Is it fair? Is it right?

(I will pass briefly over another point. It is not merely the Marge Murphys and the Baptist ministers who have to pay for other people's abortions. In America at this point, we are going into hock to do this. We are borrowing money from the Chinese so American babies can be aborted.)

To all of these arguments, the executives and supporters of Planned Parenthood respond that this is a non-issue, that government money does not go to pay for abortions. It is only, they assure us, used to provide pap smears and all those other wonderful women's-healthy-type services. But this claim cannot be proven and the reason it cannot be proven is that PP itself commingles, in its accounting, all moneys it receives. Critics have demanded for years that PP separate its women's-healthy-type services from its abortions, but PP has refused to do so. It would be easy, of course, since the services provided to pregnant women are different from the services provided to non-pregnant women, but they won't. The continued refusal to provide any transparency to their financing is why, when PP claims they don't use public money for abortions, one must assume they are lying.

Then, of course, there is Margaret Sanger and the eugenics movement and the history of Planned Parenthood.

Today, when liberal icons like Hillary Clinton and John Kerry proudly call themselves “Progressives,” much of the real history of the Progressive movement in the 1910's, 20's and 30's has been discretely hushed up. The Ku Klux Klan, for example, was a part of it we don't like to talk about anymore. Another centerpiece was the eugenics movement, which sought to perfect the human species by discouraging (or preventing) reproduction by “imbeciles,” “defectives,” “criminals,” “inferior races” and other undesirables. Later, of course, the Nazis carried this vision to its horrible, though logical, conclusion.

In America, eugenics never went that far, though it went far enough. It was not a fringe movement. Woodrow Wilson, for example, was a firm believer. As governor of New Jersey, he created the “Board of Examiners of Feebleminded, Epileptics and Other Defectives” so the state could determine who would be permitted to procreate. Similar laws appeared across the country in the early 20th Century, and thousands were involuntarily sterilized. The movement achieved Constitutional footing in the 1927 Supreme Court case Buck v. Bell, when Justice Holmes wrote. “It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind.”

Margaret Sanger, publisher of the Birth Control Review and founder of the American Birth Control League (which became Planned Parenthood), was an enthusiastic and high-profile voice of the eugenics movement. Though she had little love for children of any color (“The most merciful thing that a large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.”---Women and the New Race, 1920), she was particularly adamant about the need to sterilize “genetically inferior races.” Racist articles appeared regularly in her magazine. One example: an article entitled “Eugenic Sterilization: An Urgent Need” by Ernst Rudin, founder of the Nazi Society for Racial Hygiene.

Sanger's interest in reducing the black population culminated in her “Negro Project” in 1939. Black ministers and other community leaders were hired to encourage the use of birth control in order to trim the black population. It is clear, by the way, from the internal documents relating to the “Negro Project,” that it had nothing to do with “women's liberation” or feminism or some other nice liberal goal. The intent was solely to limit breeding among a race perceived as inferior.

Not everyone has forgotten this history. Jesse Jackson, for example, in arguing against government funding for abortion, told Congress in 1977 that it amounted to “a genocide against the black race.” Today, there are dozens of civil rights organizations espousing this view (that Jackson abandoned when he ran for President as a Democrat). One of the best known is headed by Dr. Alveda King, niece of MLK, but you can see for yourself by typing “abortion black genocide” into your browser.

Margaret Sanger? Well, that was the old days---I guess that's the argument. But what has changed? Today, slightly more than half of all black pregnancies end in abortion. And though only about 12% of American women are black, about 37% of the abortions in this country are performed on black women. Planned Parenthood does more of them than anybody, of course, and 80% of their clinics are located in minority areas or very close to them.

Even the rhetoric has not changed all that much. Though abortion advocates no longer speak in explicitly racist terms, some of their language, with a few alterations, would fit neatly into a eugenics tract of the 1920's. Ron Weddington, co-counsel in Roe v. Wade, in urging President Clinton to approve RU-486 (the morning-after pill), wrote:

“[S]tart immediately to eliminate the barely educated, unhealthy and poor segment of our country. No, I'm not advocating some sort of mass extinction of these unfortunate people. Crime, drugs and disease are already doing that. The problem is that their numbers are not only replaced but increased by the birth of millions of babies to people who can't afford to have babies. There, I've said it.”

Planned Parenthood, with its disgusting history, its unsavory present, and its utter lack of transparency, does not deserve public funding. There. I've said it.

Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

(NOTE: much of the story of Margaret Sanger herein, and some of the quotations, come from Liberal Fascism, Jonah Goldberg's fascinating history of the Progressive movement in America. I recommend this book to anyone interested in American history.)


Thursday, April 21, 2011

INVISIBLE CHILDREN

    Yesterday, at Argus, a woman (blond, 30's, well put together, Main Line) strolled by wearing a t-shirt bearing the words “INVISIBLE CHILDREN.” I see odd or puzzling t-shirts regularly, and I often ask the wearer to explain them, but by the time I realized I was curious, she had vanished. Was it a band? A horror movie? The name of her softball team?

    When I got home and hit the computer, it came up immediately. “Invisible Children” was a documentary that came out in 2003, concerning a guy named Joseph Kony and his Lord's Resistance Army. Kony has kidnapped thousands of children in Uganda, the Congo, the Central African Republic and southern Sudan, and turned them into his soldiers. Today, “Invisible Children” is also the name of an organization devoted to fighting the LRA's scourge of Central Africa. They do it through “film, creativity and social action.”

    The website is impressive. In addition to the t-shirt I saw, you can buy bumper stickers, plastic bracelets, tank tops, handbags and the documentary. And when you spend money on the website, it gets used to do---well, something nice, I guess. You know---something involving film, creativity and social action. Unfortunately, the film/creativity/social-action war hasn't quite done the job on Mr. Kony yet, since he and the LRA have been snatching kids since 1987, and they're apparently still at it.

    Now I understood. It's another Free Tibet movement. In fact, had I followed my Argus customer into the parking lot, I don't doubt I would have found a FREE TIBET sticker on her car (right next to the one that says WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER). As Mark Steyn once pointed out, the Free Tibet movement, with all its t-shirts, cultural festivals and consciousness-raising seminars, will endure until every last living Tibetan has been slaughtered. Only at that point will Academy Award winners start dedicating their Oscars to some other endangered demographic. The Free Tibet people, you see, feel about Tibet pretty much the way the Congressional Black Caucus feels about Darfur. The Congressional Black Caucus totally disapproves of the killing in Darfur. They actually condemn the genocide on their website!

    As for the LRA, I can't say I'm any kind of expert on the horrors of Central African countries, but you don't really need to be an expert to understand that what Mr. Kony needs is not a disapproving bumper sticker on a car in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, but rather a large-caliber bullet in his medulla oblongata. It's not that film, creativity and social action are such bad things, but wouldn't it be nice if there were a website where you could buy a refrigerator magnet or something and a couple bucks would go toward hiring a really expert sniper to kill the SOB? I mean, I would buy the damn magnet. I would buy a bunch of them and give them to everybody for Christmas. Why don't we have charities like THAT?

Copyright2011MichaelKubacki

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

BRING ME A FOOTBALL

The NBC/Politico Republican Presidential Debate scheduled for May 2 has now been postponed until.... Well, how about never? Does never work for you?
The stated reason is that the field of Republican candidates at present consists of Tim Pawlenty (maybe) and Donald Trump (maybe), and you can probably throw Ron Paul in there because he enjoys running for President and he has a built-in VP candidate now with his son Rand, so why not? Even so, it wouldn't be much of a show with Mitt and Newt and Sarah and Haley and Michelle and Mitch and the Huckster all sitting home watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.
But it's never much of a show, even when they have a good crowd like they did in 2008. They are dreadful events, almost unwatchable, and not only because most of the questions are not about issues Republican voters care about. Oh, it's better than the Democratic debates where there are never any disagreements on issues, but even with the Republicans, there are serious problems:

  1. There are too many rules about who gets asked a question and who gets to answer first and who can talk and how long they can talk and who gets to reply.
  2. The audience can't cheer or boo or throw things.
  3. The moderator is often a left-winger who hates all Republican candidates. (“Show of hands---who doesn't believe in evolution?”) In 2008, two of the Republican debates were moderated by Chris Mathews and another was moderated by Charlie Gibson, which is like naming David Duke the Grand Marshall of the Martin Luther King Day Parade.
Under legendary coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, the football season at the University of Alabama always began the same way. The first practice was a cattle call to any young man who wanted, or expected, or hoped, or dreamed of playing football for the Crimson Tide. All the returning players and all the new recruits were there, but so were other athletes who didn't have anything better to do that day, frat boys who wanted to be able to say they tried out for the team, and guys who were just football fans and wanted to meet Bear Bryant. Virtually every serious athlete, tough guy, bully, bruiser and psychopath on campus would show up. In a given year, there might be 150 of them.
Bryant would gather all of them in one end zone. In the other end zone were six footballs. “Boys,” he would say, ”This first day, we just run one little drill, to see what we've got here, and it's real simple. I want each and every one of you boys to run down to that other end zone and bring me back a football.” Then he would blow his whistle.
Twenty minutes later, the field would be littered with bodies, and Bear would have his six footballs. One year (it is said), Dwight Stephenson, who is now in the NFL Hall of Fame, brought back three. “Mr. Stephenson,” Bear reportedly said, “I like your attitude.”
Bear Bryant's opening-day practice is the model I suggest for Republican debates. Everybody gets a microphone and a chair, there's no moderator, there's no agenda, and there are no restraints on the audience, which will consist entirely of genuine Republican voters. Then we'll see who can bring back a football.

Copyright2011MichaelKubacki